HAHAHAHAHA! You 
may have heard about the renegade warning message from Google that was appearing on a lot of websites earlier today. I first read about it on a couple of progressive blogs, where there was some mild curiousity about what might be up, but no panic. What for?
In Wingnut World, it was a different story. When the warning messages started appearing, the spittle flecked and the cheetos flew as paranoid conservatives spun their bearings and panic buttons were pushed all around: the Obama-controlled Google (Goobama) was blocking conservative websites for their own nefarious purposes, and…
OHMYGODWHATTHEFUCK!!! Free speech lockdown in Obamerica!!!
From American Stinker:
These incidents come on the heels of the news that Google moved quickly to spike a “Google Bomb” aimed at Obama while taking 3 years to stop similar bombs against Bush
Ahhh. The wingnutters were pissed that Google intercepted and destroyed their Google bomb in record time, compared to the 3 years that “miserable failure” was directed to Bush’s bio. So when they started seeing all the warning messages, they just assumed that they were being summarily censored as punishment by the hateful marxists at Google. It all makes sense now.
Back on the Planet Earth, what really happened:
Computer users doing Google searches during a nearly one-hour period Saturday morning were greeted with disturbing but erroneous messages that every site turned up in the results might be harmful.
The company blamed the mistake on human error and apologized for any inconvenience caused to users and site owners whose pages were incorrectly labeled.
Nothing to see here, of course. The only weirdness about this little routine is that the wingnuts apparently only googled their own wingnut sites and didn’t try googling some lefty sites as well, just to, you know, see? And make sure they weren’t jumping to conclusions and looking, oh, I don’t know… stupid?? But what’s the fun in that, when their way they get to indulge in self-righteousness, indignance and persecution all rolled up in one paranoid package? If only for a moment!
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It might have been a rogue Google worker, whatever they’re called.
A few years ago, if you searched “weapons of mass destruction” and clicked on the “I’m feeling lucky” button, you got a page of a totally hilarious send-up of Dubya and his war on terror — a freaky and very funny satire.
It lasted about a week. I didn’t bother to copy it because I didn’t realize that it was a rogue employee ( who apparently got fired right after they found out who he was), and I thought I’d be able to access it whenever I wanted.
. . . The only weirdness about this little routine is that the wingnuts apparently only googled their own wingnut sites and didn’t try googling some lefty sites as well, just to, you know, see? And make sure they weren’t jumping to conclusions and looking, oh, I don’t know… stupid??
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The obviously didn’t want anything to taint their thinking.
All they know is their little world because the rest of the
world is out to get them–or so they think. Exposure to
other views might hurt their collective brain and it’s quite
enough considering their TV sets are spying on them!
Just thought I would drop by and see if this moonbat community has figured out which of the 23 clauses of the Authorization to Use Force Against Iraq are “lies”–since the last time I brought it up, feminazi JJ banned me.
I bet you all are furious that Iraq had elections yesterday–since your ilk took to the streets protesting to keep the massmurdering Saddam Hussein in power.
And how nice of the Retard-in-Chief – The Fresh Prez of Bill Ayers – to give money to other countries to promote killing the most innocent members of society–babies.
Ta ta since I know JJ will ban me again for not marching in lockstep with the Marxist community. Oh wait! JJ claims she is a libertarian. Thus all the far left websites in her blogroll. Must be some of that Kerryesque nuance.
Oh I don’t know.. I’d almost campaign to JJ to keep you on as comedy relief.
PNTBP: JJ has banned you because you are a moran. 8)
Oh Ptoob. Why the fuck aren’t YOU over in Iraq fightin’ for our freedums?
That’s all they have left is fear. It’s a damn shame when it recoils back on themselves. Goobers!
With all my love,
Aunty Em
Concerning NOTprogressing. Wow, do they mass produce these people somewhere. I’ve been on a dozen blogs and these “Cantservatives” all sound alike. The smug sarcasm and the cadenced rant, and the unthinking repetition of discredited ideas.
Is it talk radio that produces this mindnumbing doublethink?
Anyway. Unrepentant hippie. Thanx for existing. Maybe we’ll see each other on the Funway.
Chimera – Nah, I don’t think it was a rogue worker, it was a glitch — the human error kind — and every other site got the warning message. Nothing to see here! Nobody’s being persecuted… awwww…
Torontonian –
Yeah, I can see how it might be a little scary for them to have to take a sip on anything other than the Rush-Approved Formula. But geez, they didn’t have to actually read the sites, just check to see if they’re also getting the google warning, rather than getting all in a TIZZY over nothing. What a bunch of brain-damaged, paranoid creeps.
Ptoob – Blow me.
Scott – Ptoob was amusing for awhile, but wore out her/his/it’s welcome. Even my patience has limits.
SQ – Calling Ptoob a moran is an insult to all the morans of the world. Morans I can handle. Complete fucking imbeciles try my patience.
Dr.Prole – We all know why. Let’s not humiliate Ptoob any more than he/she/it humiliates itself.
Auntie Em – Long-term fearmongering seldom ends well. Like advanced syphillis, it eventually starts gnawing away at the brain.
notveryhow
There are some pretty bright conservatives out there. Unfortunately their intelligence tends to fluctuate in inverse proportion to how much they mouth off.
and didn’t try googling some lefty sites as well, just to, you know, see?
Or even any neutral sites like, I don’t know, Boing Boing or YouTube?
Chet – You’d think so, wouldn’t you? Can they really be that stupid, or is it just that they so enjoy the persecution high? Maybe both.
I checked out that American Thinker websight. HOLY CRAP! what a bunch of foaming at the mouth right-wing crack-pots. Make the wing-nuts over at FD look tame.
Chet there are no neutral sites to them.
Ah, true. Funny pictures of cats have a well-known liberal bias.
Phatbiker
AT is one of the wingnuttiest sites around. I only read it when it’s linked to by some Canadian wingnut — it’s too much Crazy for me.
RB – That’s true — anything that doesn’t foam with ultraconservative wingnuttery is considered “far left”.
chet
Of course they do — the giveaway is Humour. The evidence is in that this is a difficult concept for conservatives.
Certainly yahoo would have done many things to offend them over the years. Certainly this is more than enough to quality:
Yahoo! Inc. Endorses the Proposed Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA) found on Yahoo! Celebrates Pride 2008
RB – Oh, Yahoo, those Marxists.
Didn’t Google change the logo on their homepage to rainbow during pride week? I seem to remember them doing something like that to recognize Pride.
Don’t mean to offend. I love dogs, really I do, and they love me. But, in response to Chet, no point or purpose in them using Teh Google to search for funny cat pictures. Everybody knows cats are liberal. Dogs are conservative.
FF
Not my dog! She’s a social animal who gets along with everyone. Human, Dog, Cat, Bird, Snake — she doesn’t judge, she’s very live-and-let-live.
Uhm, there was a mistake on Saturday where EVERY SEARCH RESULT displayed by Google for any search displayed that warning. Every single one.
These idiots have a crazed persecution complex. No a persecution fetish, since they seem to enjoy it and lust after it at a near sexual level.
And is it me, or does Uncle Sam look like he’s taking a bug dump in that American Thinker logo?
Could explain the quality of the site.
Frank, you’ve got it wrong about dogs. How dare you suggest such a thing! Wait — I’ve got it! You’re just here to push buttons and bait righteous, dog-loving people. ;}
Mike – “they seem to enjoy it and lust after it at a near sexual level.” Yep, more evidence of sexual repression in action. All kinds of people in 20th century documented the ways it can distort the human personality. It goes subliminal into all kinds of things.
mouthyorange, you’re on to me. Damn!
Mike
Make that three of us. I thought at first glance it was a joke, like, “American Thinker, yah most of us macho REAL Merkins do our best thinking on the toilet…”
Me, too. Big shit.