Be very careful which way you sneeze if you’re in the vicinity of an anti-abortion demonstration: you could be charged with attempted assault. We’re sure to be seeing a lot of this as anti-choicers try to prove that, in spite of the impressive body count they’re racking up, it’s pro-choicers who are the violent ones. This story is bound to become typical.
Following in the footsteps of the infamous Ed Snell, a couple of days ago in Chico California yet another old fetus fetishizing fart, writhing in the throes of an indignance high in front of the local Planned Parenthood he was harassing, was uninjured but shaken after an SUV passed in his general vicinity:
A man who allegedly used an SUV in an attempted to run over an anti-abortion protester Wednesday outside of the Planned Parenthood office, has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
Matthew R. Haver, 40, was arrested by Chico police for allegedly trying to hit James Cantfield, 69, of Chico. [...]
Witnesses said a man driving a 1991 GMC sport utility vehicle had attempted to strike a protester, according the release.
Canfield moved out of the way and was not seriously injured during the incident, but clearly shaken by the experience, Chico Police Lt. John Carrillo said.
It’s not too hard to imagine what happened here. Close your eyes and visualize the scencario…
For the fetus fetishists, it’s business as usual: just another day of hanging around in the street outside Planned Parenthood, screaming, yelling, threatening, praying, crying, menacing, scolding and slut-shaming anyone who enters the clinic (probably in direct contravention of the FACE Act, but never mind that.) Along comes Haver in his SUV, attempting to make his way down the street and instead being confronted with a frothing, foaming, shrieking little wankfest. He leans on the horn, screams “Comin’ through!” and walks the vehicle slowly forward, scattering the zygote zealots like so much brainless flotsam. Canfield however has a sign:
Carrillo said Canfield is a regular demonstrator at Planned Parenthood and also at the Women’s Health Center on Fir Street. He has a large sign with a graphic photo of an aborted fetus.
…and he intends to use it:
The investigation revealed Haver had a child with him in the vehicle, and as they drove by the demonstration, the child asked what was on the sign.
Carrillo said it appears Haver became enraged over the picture of the aborted fetus, lost control of his emotions and tried to strike Canfield with his vehicle.
Right, but there are clearly a few missing details: like the part where Canfield shoves his sign up against Haver’s vehicle, because that’s what these people do, right in the kid’s face, prompting the kid to say “Whaddafuck!!?” and his father to hit the gas, leaving Canfield behind, unhurt but “shaken”, and screaming for the cops, and fetusbloggers screaming about “pro-choice violence”. (The fact is, we don’t know what Haver’s position on abortion is — we only know he’s opposed to being obstructed by idiots while driving.)
In related news, being “shaken” is now considered the same as having the side of your face blown off at close range in a hail of bullets.
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