Threat Level: Brown

(UPDATED! Scroll down…)

Via JABbering Stooge and Dammit Janet, there’s news! news! news! that in the wake of their latest assassination, fetus fetishists are turning the truth on its head and claiming that they are on the receiving end of some very dangerous, suave and exciting threats. (Never mind that their side has actually racked up a fairly impressive body count, for which our side is 0 for 9.) Jill Stanek, Operation Douchebag and Father Frank Uterusenvy get a few screwball emails and blog comments and immediately raise the threat level to Bullshit Brown, “Calls for Murder of Fetus Fetishists Imminent”.

And who could blame them!?? Steady yourself before you have a look at the vicious threat that spun Stanek’s bearings:

“Rifle blessing service” — I don’t know about you, but I immediately recognized the source of this evil odious terrorist threat:

BWAHAHAHA!

Double-Plus Hypocritical Goodness: Predictably, the gang at Jill’s Sweet & Sour Fetus Smorgasbord & Lunch Counter are jabbering like chickens on speed about these heinous threats against their gracious hostess. One commenter tries to post a link to the original Jesus’ General thread and finds that, well, his comment doesn’t make Jill’s moderation cut:

Dishonest? A fetus fetishist? Say it ain’t so.

Gee — it almost looks like Jill was sure that none of her readers were fans of Jesus’ General, so she thought she could get away with spinning the General’s fine snark as a real threat… NAH! Because I’m sure that, like all good Christians, Jill knows the 9th Commandment: “Thou shalt not bear false witness, motherfuckers!”

And one more for the road:

In their paranoid posts on this topic, fetus fetishists are using the image of a gun sight with “Prolifers” in it — gasp! Danger! Heightened tension! Etc!

But the word “Prolifers” is on this side of the crosshair, symbolically positioning them looking into the scope… so they finally got something right. As HST would say, even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile…

UPDATE: Wouldn’t want anyone to miss the memo about these hideous “threats”. (And they wonder why we mock them relentlessly…)

UPDATE II (Friday): The General responds!

UPDATE III (Friday, also): Let’s see how long it takes the General’s comment at Stanek’s Partial-Birth Bar & Grill to get “disappeared” by free-speech fetus humpers:

UPDATE the fourth (Sunday): Predictably, the General’s comment was *disappeared* sometime over the weekend:

Maybe they’re just afraid to confront the hideous reality of their complicity in the  Tubesock Holocaust.