Joe the Plumber says he'd "beat the livin' tar out of" Nancy Pelosi

If anyone ever deserved a rap in the yap with a pipe wrench… or at least a plunger…

When last we left Joe the Dumber, he was feeling somewhat ambivalent (in other words, un-horny) about his relationship with the GOP and was considering hanging up his teabags.  But like a bad smell, Joe stuck around and soon the anti-healthcare reform movement rekindled his enthusiasm for things like beating the crap out of grandmothers.   At a wingnut anti-reform shindig this past weekend, JTP held forth with his usual elan and aplomb as he complained about Nancy Pelosi:

“For Pelosi to write about us bein’ un-American and disprespectful–,” Wurzelbacher said, “I’ll tell ya what, I respect nobody who lies to me and [humiliates] me and takes my money and puts my children in debt — they want me to be respectful toward them? Please!”  [...]

“You know, I’m not the most civilized person,” Wurzelbacher continued. “Those kind of people, I usually took behind the woodshed and just beat the livin’ tar out of ‘em.”

Never mind that Pelosi never called the teabaggers “un-American”;  what she actually said was that it was un-American to disrupt town hall meetings to keep people from speaking, which should make perfect sense to anyone except a Nazi punk with a brain like a dessicated walnut. But as I was saying…

Joe later elaborated that he didn’t advocate violence, then immediately turned around and groused that back in the Good Old Days people like Nancy Pelosi would have been taken out behind the mythical woodshed and slapped upside the head a few times.  Maybe Joe doesn’t consider it violence as long as it’s out of sight out of mind, behind the horrific woodshed… because what happens behind the woodshed stays behind the woodshed.

Joe the Plumber:  Keepin’ it Klassy for as long as he Kan.