Joe the Plumber says he’d “beat the livin’ tar out of” Nancy Pelosi

JTPIf anyone ever deserved a rap in the yap with a pipe wrench… or at least a plunger…

When last we left Joe the Dumber, he was feeling somewhat ambivalent (in other words, un-horny) about his relationship with the GOP and was considering hanging up his teabags.  But like a bad smell, Joe stuck around and soon the anti-healthcare reform movement rekindled his enthusiasm for things like beating the crap out of grandmothers.   At a wingnut anti-reform shindig this past weekend, JTP held forth with his usual elan and aplomb as he complained about Nancy Pelosi:

“For Pelosi to write about us bein’ un-American and disprespectful–,” Wurzelbacher said, “I’ll tell ya what, I respect nobody who lies to me and [humiliates] me and takes my money and puts my children in debt — they want me to be respectful toward them? Please!”  [...]

“You know, I’m not the most civilized person,” Wurzelbacher continued. “Those kind of people, I usually took behind the woodshed and just beat the livin’ tar out of ‘em.”

Never mind that Pelosi never called the teabaggers “un-American”;  what she actually said was that it was un-American to disrupt town hall meetings to keep people from speaking, which should make perfect sense to anyone except a Nazi punk with a brain like a dessicated walnut. But as I was saying…

Joe later elaborated that he didn’t advocate violence, then immediately turned around and groused that back in the Good Old Days people like Nancy Pelosi would have been taken out behind the mythical woodshed and slapped upside the head a few times.  Maybe Joe doesn’t consider it violence as long as it’s out of sight out of mind, behind the horrific woodshed… because what happens behind the woodshed stays behind the woodshed.

Joe the Plumber:  Keepin’ it Klassy for as long as he Kan.

Iamjoe

6 Responses to “Joe the Plumber says he’d “beat the livin’ tar out of” Nancy Pelosi”


  1. 1 Frank Frink Monday, August 17, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Joe can’t be a real conservative then. A real conservative would use firearms.

  2. 2 JJ Monday, August 17, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Joe’s too conservative for firearms. He probably doesn’t even use a weapon for hunting, just chases the animal down, tackles it and rips its heart out. With his teeth!

  3. 3 Q Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 3:18 am

    Didn’t this guy’s 15 minutes end last year?

    Like all of the anti-Obama troglodytes they think they’re going to get their country back, a mythical place where women are in the kitchen and blacks are out of the White House….idiots.

  4. 4 JJ Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 7:57 am

    Q – Technically, Joe’s 15 minutes ended on November 4th. However, so did SaWah’s, and she’s still running her dumbass mouth. These people don’t know when to stop. But that’s okay, they’re very helpful… to the Dems.

  5. 5 Cornelius T.Zen Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Good morrow, all!
    I am awaiting the exploding of heads when Sawah discovers the world is round.
    Just sayin’ – CTZen

  6. 6 JJ Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 9:12 am

    CTZen – She’ll get the thumbs-down from Obama’s Death Panel long before that ever happens.


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