Mmmm, Jailhouse Ch
eesecake! This and other fine institutional fare will be featured in an anti-abortion shooter’s recipe book, which is among the “unique” items anti-choice whackjobs plan to flog on Ebay in a fundraiser for their boy Scott:
An Army of God manual. A prison cookbook compiled by a woman doing time for abortion clinic bombings and arsons. An autographed bullhorn.
These are among the items that abortion foes plan to auction on eBay and other Web sites in a fundraiser for Scott Roeder, the Kansas City man charged with killing Wichita abortion doctor George Tiller.
“This is unique,” said Regina Dinwiddie, a Kansas City anti-abortion activist who will sign the bullhorn. “Nobody’s ever done this before. The goal is that everybody makes money for Scott Roeder’s defense.”
“Unique”, um, yeah. Dimwittie’s bullhorn is very unique and special indeed, because she was the first person convicted under the FACE Act (Freedom of Access to Clinics) back in 1995, and forbidden to use her Bullhorn of Godly Fetus-Fetishizing Righteousness within 500 feet of any clinic in Missouri.
Along with Dinwiddie, Dave Leach, organizer of the auction, was also interviewed for this story. What the article didn’t mention is that both of these people are signatories of the Army of God’s “Defensive Action Statement“, which declares that the murder of abortion providers is Justifiable Homicide. Among the other anti-choice luminaries who signed the statement are Paul Hill, Donald Spitz and Michael Bray. So these aren’t just your average everyday fetus fetishists; they’re violent, brain-damaged scum who are, at the very least, enablers and supporters of domestic terrorism. In fact, if the people who signed that “defensive action statement” were middle-eastern rather than whitebread middle-American, we’d be calling it a “fatwa” and the people who signed it a “cell”.
But never mind that. The auction supposedly launches November 1st. It’s being discussed on the Ebay forums and complaints have probably already started rolling in, so it remains to be seen if it will even make the cut with Ebay. If it does, I suppose someone who doesn’t mind forfeiting their Ebay account for a good cause could always start the bidding at $100,000,000. Ya think!??
(h/t Birth Pangs, Dammit Janet)
My guess is that eBay will never allow it. But who knows…
A few years ago Bill Whatcott tried to sell t-shirts on ebay. People had no trouble getting the listings removed.
Ebay is a business and not surprisingly, they don’t enjoy having their name hijacked for publicity by lunatics.
+15 to FACE Act violations, which is why they had to ban it.
Makes it kinda hard for the pro-liars to keep shrieeeking ‘he’s an anti-government militia nutbar with no, none, zip, nada ties to the pro-lie movement’, doesn’t it?
You know, it’s getting to the point where having an active imagination is just a waste of time, who can compete with this shit?
I just bought all kinds of baking supplies on the weekend, but I should have got this:
http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2008/11/fetus_cookie_cutter.html?CMP=OTC-5JF307375954
That’s all well and good Bruce, but what are the chances of them tasting as yummy as the real thing?
“What the article didn’t mention is that both of these people are signatories of the Army of God’s “Defensive Action Statement“, which declares that the murder of abortion providers is Justifiable Homicide.”
JJ,
don’t forget, you’re for ‘Justifiable Homicide’ as well. Your side engages in terror against the unborn every day. I mean, what else would you call delivering a baby breech up to the neck, pucturing a hole in her skull and then sucking her brains out?
think about it. If anything, Scott Roeder is on higher moral standing than pro-choicers..
Jasper, what exactly do you think JJ meant when she suggested you take a time out?
Jasper, in order for it to be called a homicide, it must involve the killing of a person.
A fetus is not a person.
No homicide.
SQ
I hope not. I think if they get enough complaints they’ll block it — I mean, raising money for a murderer, come on.
RB
Really? Oh, that’s good news, because I know there are a lot of people complaining. Twitter is just exploding with tweets about “What you can do to stop it” that give email addresses and phone numbers to contact Ebay.
I am almost afraid to ask but… what was on Whatcott’s shirts?
JAB
What a psycho. These people are really SICK
fern hill
Definitely blows that little story out of the water. Especially when the auction is being talked about at the “Pro-life blogs” aggregator and described as a “Pro-life Auction”
but Roeder has nothing to do with the *cough, puke* “Pro-Life” *cough* movement, nothing at all 
Brucie! You’ve already started your Christmas Fetus Baking? Yum! Those cookies are hilarious… you’re right, even the most creative mind and wildest imagination can’t compete with what you can find on the internet.
RB
Nothing compares to sweet & sour fetus soup, all the rage in China according to Nurse Stanek.
Jasper – What RB said.
Janus – Well, you harass Big Blue Fetus on a regular basis, so you must have more than a passing familiarity with the dementia that has these people in its grip. A 2-celled blastocyst in a petri dish is a person suitable for a passport and drivers’ license as far as these bozos are concerned.
“That’s all well and good Bruce, but what are the chances of them tasting as yummy as the real thing?”
I found my Mom’s recipe, it’s icing sugar, cornstarch & butter, you can’t go wrong (all this time I thought she was some kind of magition). Little maraschino cherries for eyes…
Icing sugar, cornstarch and butter, and… you’ll need some flour in there too, I think
Sorry. That was my pen-and-paper RPG nerd coming through. According to Jack Chick, that means I’m going to hell.
And you all are quite welcome to be my hellmates!
JAB – According to Jack Chick, everyone is going to hell except Jack Chick.
Glad to be a Hellmate — heaven sounds like a sanatorium for religious fascists and brain-damaged freaks, so I’ll take my chances with the Lake of Fire.
That’s only if the Fundies’ twisted notion of heaven is true. Me, I like to think that any heaven worth spending eternity in would be the exact opposite of the Fundies’ version, much like my belief that any God worth worshipping wouldn’t act like a tinpot Orwellian dictator.