
Via Andrew Sullivan, here’s a blog that catalogues hold-up notes robbers have written to bank tellers, and how their little forays into the most extreme version of unfettered laissez-faire capitalism worked out for them.

Via Andrew Sullivan, here’s a blog that catalogues hold-up notes robbers have written to bank tellers, and how their little forays into the most extreme version of unfettered laissez-faire capitalism worked out for them.
Good morrow, all!
That wouldn’t be a photo of Jasper, now, would it?
No. God is good, and God is kind, but He’s not THAT generous.
Still…ya never know…CTZen
It couldn’t be Jasper.
There’s no fetus porn or messages about god on it.
Good morrow, Anti-Social Socialist!
Yeah, you’re right. Guess when you’re robbing a bank, you may not have the time to include such things on your calling card.
“I have a gun in my bag.” So, that means, you’re NOT happy to see me?
America’s Dumbest Criminals – The Show that Never Ends – CTZen
CTZen – Ha! Too bad we can’t see what kind of design is on the T-shirt. If it says “save the feti” it just might be Jasper.
Antisocial – Yeah, that picture can’t be Jasper. He’d be wearing one of those goofy red stickers over his mouth.
“Thanks a bunch.” At least he was well brought up. His parents no doubt told him “It never hurts to be polite.”
Took a walk through the blog. I’m astounded at how many robbers are trying to be polite, with the “please” and “thank you.”
Definitely not Jasper!
Well, yes. “Thanks a bunch” and “please”.
Says Pennsylvania but he’s probably Canadian.
Yes, a renegade Canuck, thats the only explanation
If he was really Canadian he’d have said “Thank you kindly.”