The War on Christmas is fast approaching, and maybe you’re wondering what to buy the teabagger in your life. Wonder no more (or maybe in this context that should be “wunder know more”) — here’s something that will warm their crusty, calloused barnacle of a teabaggy little heart. Remember the Teabagger Movie? This is the week “Teabaggers: The Movie” (or something like that) premieres, and you can buy the straight-to-DVD production for the low low price of $18.95.
With its melodramatic voice-over and goofy, overwrought prose, the teabagger movie might appear to be satire, but it’s not. It’s more parody-proof wingnuttery with unintentional humour that cannot be improved upon by satire. I mean, really:
“It began as a ripple, an online whisper, a grassroots awakening to a new threat on freedom!”
“Lady Liberty faces her newest challenge and across this great nation a new generation of patriots stands ready for her defense.”
And my favourite:
“They were ignored. They were mocked. But in the end they would not be silenced.”
Who could mock the teabaggers??
I can’t wait for the sequel!
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You mean that that nutty wingnut revenge fantasy online game wasn’t parody-proof unintentional comedy gold enough?
JAB – OMG, I forgot all about the game! I don’t remember my login — it was Islamofeminazilibtard or something like that.
Hmm, i just went there (usofearth.com) and it looks like it might have been taken over by libtards
Win!
Wowsers — you can tell the producers only previous experience with documentaries has been watching the NFL films Superbowl recaps.