Do you know if you replace the word “penis” with “Harper” in parts of the narration, you have a great description of Stephen Harper? It works in some parts, try it!
Good morrow, all!
Ever notice that, every time some guy wants to prove what a big dick he has, he only winds up proving what a big dick he is?
So, God has some gifts left over, and Adam gets first dibs.
Adam’s gift? Being able to pee standing up.
Curious, he asks what God has left over for Eve.
God looks into the bag and mumbles, “Multiple orgasms.”
NOT FAIR! – CTZen
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*PSST!* JJ! Speaking of complete DICKS…
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Do you know if you replace the word “penis” with “Harper” in parts of the narration, you have a great description of Stephen Harper? It works in some parts, try it!
JAB – How did they escape the death panels?
Torontonian – Yes, I think you’re onto something there.
Good morrow, all!
Ever notice that, every time some guy wants to prove what a big dick he has, he only winds up proving what a big dick he is?
So, God has some gifts left over, and Adam gets first dibs.
Adam’s gift? Being able to pee standing up.
Curious, he asks what God has left over for Eve.
God looks into the bag and mumbles, “Multiple orgasms.”
NOT FAIR! – CTZen
CTZen
It’s not how big it is, it’s how mad it gets
