I really have to thank Marci McDonald for the timing of her book’s release early last week and all the media buzz that accompanied it — for once the MSM had good reason to shine a light on Fetustock, since it underscored (with a bright red Sharpie) the book’s premise: religious fascists want to run your personal life. The fetus fetishists’ failure to make that obvious connection and their subsequent ecstasy at the unprecedented attention they got last week is something that promises to provide snark material for some time…
For example: over at the Home of Principled Conservatism the weather report is calling for increased pressure, a relative humidity of 110% and a fapstorm of biblical proportions as the deranged “Paycheck” furiously strokes himself into a frenzy over Canada’s Imminent New Culture of Fetus Fetishizing, which he predicts will start in… Quebec!? No, really. Now get that raincoat on, because you won’t want to be hit with any overspray, and click on the pic!:
With the other hand, he dug up one of those super-reliable internet polls, and whoops! Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap:
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness gracious. Well, enough of that bullshit. While the freepsters were freeping, the pollsters were polling, and here is what they got: two polls that both show a hefty majority of Canadians think that Harper’s Maternal Health Initiative should include abortion care. It’s safe to say that those numbers reflect Canada’s attitude about domestic policy as well. And what of Quebec?
In Quebec, 71% agree Canadian aid should be spent to provide access to abortions
Face it, foetishists — you were handed your asses on a plate when Dr. Morgentaler was handed the Order of Canada (hard to believe it’s been almost two years, eh? And how’s that “blizzard of returned medals-y” thing working out for you?). Maybe you could commission Marci McDonald to write annual sequels and release them the same week as FetusFest.