If good fences make good neighbours

… what do giant ugly-ass fences make?

You may or may not have heard that one Joe McGinniss, a journalist currently working on an unauthorized biography about Our Lady of Perpetual Teabagging, recently rented a house next door to the Palin Palace in Wasilla.  This was seen by some (including me, actually) as a bit creepy, but so what?   Kinky creeps and lint-brained weirdos abound in this whackadoodle world of ours — usually we’re not lucky enough to know where they are, which gives them a chance to lurk on our properties and peer into our windows.

But check this out — in response to this unwanted neighbour, get a load of the fence that the Half-First Dude and his buddies built:

Well, that is what I’d call one fugly fence.  About 12 feet high and constructed out of giant Popsicle sticks.

Perfect.  Tomorrow’s project: sit a great big square of plywood on top and nail ‘er down.

21 Responses to “If good fences make good neighbours”


  1. 1 Janus Thursday, May 27, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    If Wassila has a by-law preventing the erecting of such a fence, I can only imagine Missy in such a snit…

    Now all we need to do is get Kitty Kelly to move in on the other side of her! :lol:

  2. 2 Dave Thursday, May 27, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    They have yet to discover levels in Wasilla. However, once in the White House, Palin fully expects that “The Dude” will learn how to make a cedar fence without the rat attracting gap at the bottom.

  3. 3 Torontonian Friday, May 28, 2010 at 5:38 am

    Neighbours and fences. Neighbours and borders.

    The way she feels about her neighbour is sometimes
    the way we feel about the USA.

    There’s a lesson to be learned in all this
    but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

  4. 4 Cornelius T. Zen Friday, May 28, 2010 at 6:27 am

    Good morrow, all!
    Are we sure that’s not on the border between Arizona and Mexico somewhere?
    “No, Seen-yor, I’m not entering illegally. I’m a ballet dancer! I’m defecting!” *begins interpretative dance to the tune of “Born in East L.A.”*
    No! Wait! The fence design was done by the same guy who built the wall at Helm’s Deep in The Two Towers! No! Wait! He designed the thermal port for the first Death Star! No! Wait! Gotta leave room for the moose to get through!
    Joe McGinnis is probably wondering what inspired him to move in next to the Home For The Perpetually Confused. Well, Joe, look on trhe bright side – there’s a book in it somewhere…
    Going Vague? – CTZen

  5. 5 Jasper Friday, May 28, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Sarah Palin,

    You really have the liberals hating on you…. If only you had murdered Trig, they may have liked you better. You know these libs really care about the earth, whales and population control but the ‘unwanted’ and ‘less desirables’ humans should be done away with.

  6. 6 deBeauxOs Friday, May 28, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Jasper,

    You really have the persecution thingy going for you. If only you understood that we respect Sarah’s right to choose. After all, she did get an amniocentesis test to know if the fetus might have Down syndrome, considered her options and carried the pregnancy to term.

    If only you didn’t lie, Jasper. You know, how you and your abortion-criminalizing buddies claim to love the BAY-BEEZ but in reality would let them die if it meant endangering the profit health insurance companies in the US produce for their share-holders.

  7. 7 deBeauxOs Friday, May 28, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Oh – and another thing, Jasper.

    We don’t hate Sarah because she didn’t have an abortion.

    But I’d bet you and your fellow fetus fetishizers sure would hate her if you’d learned she had an abortion.

  8. 8 smelter rat Friday, May 28, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Why does she need a fence? She’s never home.

  9. 9 JJ Friday, May 28, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    smelter rat – To make media hay out of this non-story and stay famous. She even realizes she’s past her Best Before date.

  10. 10 JJ Friday, May 28, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    Jasper – Wrong again.

    I can’t speak for anyone else, but the reason she grates on me is THAT VOICE OF HERS :shock: ARRRGGGHHHH

  11. 11 Reality.Bites Friday, May 28, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    So does this huge fence mean she can’t see Russia from her porch anymore?

  12. 12 Bleatmop Friday, May 28, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    I’ve said it before, I live Sarah, just not her politics. I still think the Sarah Palin Variety Hour is a good idea.

  13. 13 Bleatmop Friday, May 28, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    spelling correction. I like Sarah Palin.

  14. 14 JJ Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 7:14 am

    RB – I doubt if that fence is high enough to keep Putin from “rearing his head” and looking over it

  15. 15 JJ Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 7:19 am

    Bleatmop – There are things about her that I like too, but her dumb arrogance and proud-to-be-a-know-nothing attitude is intolerable. She panders to the Dumb… I wonder what she’d be like if she wasn’t always trying to impress Dittohead Nation. “Duh, how’s that hopey-changey thing workin’ out for ya, nyuk nyuk nyuk” — possibly one of the dumbest statements ever made, right off a bumper sticker.

  16. 16 JJ Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 7:21 am

    Dave

    They have yet to discover levels in Wasilla

    :lol: I think Todd and his buddies must have finished off the 2-4 before starting the job.

  17. 17 Reality.Bites Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 7:38 am

    Bleatmop –

    I’ve said it before, I live Sarah, just not her politics.

    Erm

    spelling correction. I like Sarah Palin.

    OK then. I was picturing you being all Tina Feyish or something.

  18. 18 Cornelius T. Zen Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 9:20 am

    Good morrow, all!
    Did Joe McGinnis supply that photo? Oh. Wait. Of course. He’s doing a piece for “Dumber Homes and Gardens.”
    Wasilla: the Kennebunkport of Alaska – must be all the meth labs around there. – CTZen

  19. 19 J. A. Baker Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 9:48 am

    I doubt if that fence is high enough to keep Putin from “rearing his head” and looking over it

    And if he “rears his head” and sees Piper in a swimsuit, he’ll be saying, “Man, that’s a mighty kissable stomach!”

    Sorry. I just had to.

  20. 20 Bleatmop Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    JJ – Her dumbassness (is that a word, if not then Sarah just created it!! More reasons to love her) is part of her charm because its not real. I’m quite convinced that she’s not stupid and just playing to her base. I think if she was in show biz and not in politics she would A) make more money and B) make more friends and C)be able to write a book that she wouldn’t have to give away. I mean, she can perform for sure. If there was an Oscar for best political performance (in the acting sense of the word) she would win it every year.

    The fact that what she’s doing is divisive and harmfull… well, so is most other politicians actions. It’s the name of the game in politics right now. Partisanship ftw!

  21. 21 room and garden Sunday, June 20, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    It is an ugly fence. I cannot understand why the fence has to be uplifted like that? Is she trying to make a fortress?


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