Tweeting the burning stoopid

Slobbering Sarah tells X-treme Enviro-weenies The Way It IS:

Yes, because oil companies have such a great track record on dry land.

Certainly the massive BP oil disaster in the Gulf is the fault of environmentalists who brutally FORCED the oil companies to drill offshore.  If ANWR was opened to drilling, oil companies would instantly lose their major defining characteristic — GREED — and immediately cease all offshore operations.

Since the blithering, dimwitted Palin has an answer for everything, maybe she can explain in 140 characters or less why 20 years of GOP-controlled congress and White House out of the last 28 — including 12 immediately following the enactment of the ANWR ban — never repealed the act, instead escalating offshore leases and dismantling safety regulations.

Olbermann is right:  that woman is an IDIOT.

UPDATE: Damn those Greenie-Weenies!

UPDATE II: On top of being a complete moron, Palin’s a bullshitter.  Olbermann responds to the twit’s tweet:

40 Responses to “Tweeting the burning stoopid”


  1. 1 BriguyHFX Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 11:37 am

    Sarah’s right, there’s never ever been a spill of any magnitude from Alaska’s oil developments.

    Unless you count the Prudhoe bay pipeline leak of 2006.

    Or that pesky Exxon Valdez issue, which I assume Sarah can see from her house.

    Or this barely-reported spill in The Aleutians.

    I could go on, but Sarah would probably accuse me of using elitist facts.

  2. 2 JJ Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    How dare you use facts! Facts have a liberal bias!!! :shock:

  3. 4 Rob F Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Somewhat (ironically?) Sawah advocates drilling in the ANWR, which is not that far from where the Prudhoe Bay oil spill took place.

  4. 5 Bleatmop Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Bwahahahaha, elitist facts. Tools of the bourgeois oppressors.

  5. 6 Jasper Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Sarah Palin’s ability to provoke the left into displaying its inner ugliness alone makes her a national treasure.

    More on the insane left’s mockery of Trig, from William Jacobson of Legal Insurrection. Only for the strong of stomach. So far as I know, no complaints from Planned Parenthood on the use of their logo. Interesting.

    http://legalinsurrection.blogspot.com/2009/06/wonkette-goes-after-trig-palin-again.html

  6. 7 Rob F Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Jasper must clearly have invented time travel; how else could a post from last June that mostly focuses one of Palin’s kids possibly be a reply to anything on a thread that is about something Palin said in response to an oil spill that happened less than 2 months ago.

  7. 8 deBeauxOs Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Jasper’s reaction to any criticism of Sarah Palin is to repeat the same LIE over and over and over and over, using different words: we are evul and we hate Palin because she didn’t have an abortion.

    We know that Palin made a choice: to continue with the pregnancy.

    But Jasper HATES the fact she had a choice and she thought about it.

  8. 9 JJ Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Jasper: See anything about any of the dimwit’s kids in my post? *SLAP* Wise up!

  9. 10 Niles Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    I’m waiting for more talk about how this is a sign of the great Yawa’s punishment on them degenerates. Homosexual egrets and promiscuous dolphins.

    Don’t even get me started on the transexual fish.

  10. 11 Bleatmop Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    I don’t even know why you guys bother responding to Jasper’s gibberish.It’s simply allowing him to hijack every thread by doing so.

  11. 12 JJ Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    Niles – Don’t forget Penguins! Teh ghey is very strong in them.

  12. 13 JJ Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Bleatmop – You’re absolutely right… the best thing to do is IGNORE. However, sometimes he says something that’s such a great monument to human dumbness that I can’t help giving an abbreviated reply.

  13. 14 JJ Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    deBeauxOs

    But Jasper HATES the fact she had a choice and she thought about it.

    They seem to have trouble grasping the concept of this “choice” thing. What Palin chooses to do in her reproductive life is none of my business. My only concern about little Trigger is that he seems to get constantly dragged around and used like a prop in an endless political campaign. She’ll be sorry when he writes a Tell All book…

  14. 15 JJ Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    Rob F

    Somewhat (ironically?) Sawah advocates drilling in the ANWR, which is not that far from where the Prudhoe Bay oil spill took place.

    That’s the least of it. She was “a big supporter of offshore drilling” pretty much right up until a couple of weeks ago. Now she’s trying to change her tune… she was for it before she was against it! :lol:

  15. 16 JJ Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Filibuster – I know. Just the sound of her screechy voice makes me reach for the aspirin.

  16. 17 hemmingforddogblog Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 1:25 am

    She went to, how many colleges before she managed to graduate? And she is still basically illiterate!

    http://www.dependablerenegade.com/dependable_renegade/2010/06/tweet-twit-twat.html

    hahahaha

  17. 18 Reality.Bites Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 4:22 am

    Bleatmop, the idea that ignoring Jasper will make him go away (not that you said or implied that) is a fallacy. The idiot thinks he’s the real messiah and Jesus was just some pushy hippy Jew with radical leftist ideas.

    Since we’re forced to endure his presence, some of us feel that at least we can let him know he’s not succeeding.

    He’s got it wrong, of course. I don’t hate Sarah Palin because she didn’t have an abortion.

    I hate Jasper’s mother because she did.

  18. 19 Barbara O' Brien Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 5:57 am

    Unrepentant Old Hippie,

    I just have a quick question for you but couldn’t find an email so had to resort to this. I am a progressive blogger. Please email me back at barbaraobrien@maacenter.org when you get a chance. Thanks.

    Barbara

  19. 20 Jasper Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 7:09 am

    “The idiot thinks he’s the real messiah and Jesus was just some pushy hippy Jew with radical leftist ideas.”

    huh?

    “He’s got it wrong, of course. I don’t hate Sarah Palin because she didn’t have an abortion. I hate Jasper’s mother because she did.”

    Reality, I’m confused, my mother didn’t have an abortion. Did you mean to say that you hate my mother because she didn’t abort me? what an awful thing to say to somebody.

  20. 21 Cornelius T. Zen Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 7:36 am

    Good morrow, all!
    Nobody hates you, Jasper. You are not important enough to fear, and that makes you not important enough to hate.
    The odd swings of tone in your submissions have two possible explanations:
    1. You are bipolar, which is an understandable and treatable medical condition. So take your meds and chill out.
    2. Some of your postings are submitted by someone else, who is truly bugfuck crazy. That’s the signal to lock and load.
    Sarah Palin is busy using up other people’s fifteen minute slots. She is desperate to remain in the public eye. It pays for her new clothes, and that new fence wasn’t exactly free.
    Why do you suppose the ANWR was created in the first place? To protect endangered species from ravenous monsters like Sawah. So there’s oil beneath the feet of the caribou? Leave it there.
    The only thing that needs drilling is Sarah’s skull, to release the pressure from the demons swirling about in her brain.
    God loves you, Jasper. I believe that I would trust His Judgment far more than you do. If He figures it’s cool to have you around, then it’s cool.
    How He deals with you later is His business. The thought of what He has in store for you is, shall we say, quite warming.
    I bid you peace – for now – CTZen

  21. 22 Janus Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 10:06 am

    “Reality, I’m confused, my mother didn’t have an abortion. Did you mean to say that you hate my mother because she didn’t abort me? what an awful thing to say to somebody.”

    Of course, you’re confused…and that’s because you don’t get scathingly brilliant sarcastic humor…

    Good one, RB! :lol:

  22. 23 Jasper Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 11:39 am

    “Of course, you’re confused…and that’s because you don’t get scathingly brilliant sarcastic humor…”

    Oh yea Janis, thats really brilliant humor, wishing someone was aborted. Reality is a troubled young lady who needs to grow up.

    “Why do you suppose the ANWR was created in the first place? To protect endangered species from ravenous monsters like Sawah. So there’s oil beneath the feet of the caribou? Leave it there.”

    Save the Caribou, kill the babies huh.. Adolft would’ve liked you Cornhole. You compassionate liberals really hate conservative, smart, good looking women who don’t kill their babies. So, you have to bully them like you and your friend Tiller the Killer did to 60,000 unborn with the abortionists knife, slicing and dicing the innocent, sucking their brains out, dismembering their bodies, injecting their hearts with poison, burning them to death with saline. Why can’t you people pick on people your own size instead of terrorizing children and bulling women.

    Go save the caribou Cornhole and take Herr Olbermann with you.

  23. 24 JJ Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    GODWIN’S LAW!
    Sorry Jasper, you lose.

  24. 25 J. A. Baker Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    Go save the caribou Cornhole and take Herr Olbermann with you.

    Only if we get to use you, Saint Sarah the Blameless Martyr, BP CEO Tony “I’d like my life back” Hayward and Bill “Gays = Al Qaeda” O’Reilly to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil well.

  25. 26 Reality.Bites Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Jasper, you blithering idiot,

    “Reality Bites” is not my name, ergo my first name is not Reality. One could make many comments about reality escaping you but they’re too easy and would clearly go over your head by virtue of the fact that you didn’t even get that I was implying your mother had an abortion and you’re it.

    And not only am I no lady, I’m not even a woman. Here’s a clue, Jasper – not everyone who’s pro-choice and would greatly enjoy kicking you in the nuts is a woman.

  26. 27 Jasper Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    As I said Reality, you’re a troubled young lady…

  27. 28 Cornelius T. Zen Friday, June 4, 2010 at 6:55 am

    Good morrow, all!
    Jasper: Bipolar and clueless. Yup, son, y’all got the full pull on this one.
    Jesus loves ya, brother. He can afford to. The rest of us deluded mortals have to be a little more discriminating.
    Peace. Out. Later. – CTZen

  28. 29 Reality.Bites Friday, June 4, 2010 at 7:28 am

    Let’s not also forget that se’s someone who thinks calling someone a woman is an insult.

  29. 30 Cornelius T. Zen Friday, June 4, 2010 at 8:40 am

    Good morrow, all!
    RB: Let’s see: bipolar, clueless, misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic, inarticulate, paranoid, neurotic.
    OMG! Call the Tea party! We’ve found the perfect candidate!
    That’s 1-800-WINGNUT – CTZen

  30. 31 Reality.Bites Friday, June 4, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Mind you, I’m closer to being a “lady” than I am to being young!

  31. 32 Cornelius T. Zen Saturday, June 5, 2010 at 8:52 am

    Good morrow, all!
    “How do I know my youth is all spent?
    My get-up-and-go has got up and went!
    But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin
    And think of the places my getup has been”
    – as sung by Pete Seeger
    Never, never, never grow too old to dream – CTZen

  32. 33 Jasper Saturday, June 5, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    “Franklin D, listen to me, You ain’t a-gonna send me ‘cross the sea. You may say it’s for defense That kinda talk ain’t got no sense.”

    Filthy Commie Pete Seeger, attacking Roosevelt for going to war against the Nazis.

  33. 34 Rob F Saturday, June 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Might I ask why Jasper keeps changing his e-mail address when he comments? Of are there multiple Jaspers, both of which have the same wingnuttiness about them? Does JJ keep banning one so he has to change his e-mail address to keep spouting off bad stuff? Is he too stupid to remember his e-mail address so he keeps changing it? As a lesbian one-hit wonder asks, What’s going on?

  34. 35 Frank Frink Saturday, June 5, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    For Jasper

    Dear Mr. President (by the Almanac Singers, co-written by Pete Seeger)

    Now, Mr. President, / We haven’t always agreed in the past, I know, / But that ain’t at all important now. / What is important is what we got to do, / We got to lick Mr. Hitler, and until we do, / Other things can wait.//

    Now, as I think of our great land . . . / I know it ain’t perfect, but it will be someday, / Just give us a little time. // This is the reason that I want to fight, / Not ’cause everything’s perfect, or everything’s right. / No, it’s just the opposite: I’m fightin’ because / I want a better America, and better laws, / And better homes, and jobs, and schools, / And no more Jim Crow, and no more rules like / “You can’t ride on this train ’cause you’re a Negro,” / “You can’t live here ’cause you’re a Jew,”/ “You can’t work here ’cause you’re a union man.”//

    So, Mr. President, / We got this one big job to do / That’s lick Mr. Hitler and when we’re through, / Let no one else ever take his place / To trample down the human race. / So what I want is you to give me a gun / So we can hurry up and get the job done.

    Your welcome, I’m sure. I believe the song you quoted above (“Franklin D.”) was actually an anti-draft song written & recorded in response to Roosevelt’s unprecedented (at the time) peace-time draft, a time when the USA wasn’t at war with Germany (or anyone else for that matter).

  35. 36 Cornelius T. Zen Friday, June 11, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Good morrow, all!
    Dear Mr. Harper:
    Palin? Correct? The same Sarah Palin that left the University of Hawaii, because there were too many Hawaiians there? The same Sarah Palin that majored in journalism at the University of Idaho, Moscow campus, and never submitted any article or op-ed to her school paper? The same Sarah Palin that, as mayor of Wasilla, wanted to ban certain books in the local library? The same Sarah Palin, that, as governor of Alaska, refused to move her family into the Governor’s mansion in Juneau, and instead, charged the treasury of Alaska for her travel expenses, to and from her family home in Wasilla? The same Sarah Palin who resigned her governor’s position, rather than face a duly-selected legislative committee on ethics violations? The same Sarah Palin that attempted to use her gubernatorial office to coerce the Alaska State Police into persecuting her ex-brother-in-law?
    Nah. Couldn’t be. Must be some whole nuther Sarah Palin you be talkin’ about.
    Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket – CTZen

  36. 37 JJ Friday, June 11, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    CTZen – Mr. Harper has left the building. (Lonely night in Saskabush, I guess.)

  37. 38 Cornelius T. Zen Saturday, June 12, 2010 at 8:45 am

    Good morrow, JJ!
    In Saskabush, what other kind of night is there?
    Which would explain why I have so many relatives there.
    Excelsior! – CTZen

  38. 39 JJ Saturday, June 12, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Not to worry, CT, it was just our old friend “Proud 2B Progressive” — the only troll who’s earned the distinction of being instantly deleted upon detection, thanks to its persistent and inane blathering. Once in awhile it figures out how to slither in again under a different name, and has to be re-sprayed.


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