Word of the Day: “Satire”
(P.S. to The Terrorists: You can stop now. You’ve won.)
*facepalm*
Published Thursday, September 29, 2011 batshit in america , paranoia strikes deep 3 CommentsTags: the onion
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Love, love, love the kitten <3
As for the official DC response, they don't call them the Excited States for nothing.
Oh those dastardly terrorists are probably yucking up and probably have been yucking it up for some time now. I think they know they’ve won for some time now.
However, I’ve come to the conclusion a long time ago that the US just ain’t happy unless they have some enemy to invade or be at war with indefinitely. I mean, how long was the Cold war over before they headed into Desert Storm?
Excited States. Or TwistyKnickersRUs.
Jeebers. As so many on twitter said today: ‘It’s the Onion, dumbfucks’. Check out Literally Unbelievable inspired by the Onion’s Abortionplex.
Humour-impaired paranoia.