Donald Trump still on TV, Contemplations of the Apocalypse

Arrgh.  I had planned on writing about something else, but this is bugging me. Short form: Donald Trump, still on TV, why?

I wonder if anyone else is as tired as I am of Donald Trump incessantly braying at them from their TV sets.  Even as I type this, he’s bellowing about something or other from the far corner of the room, and it grates: does anyone really like listening to this jerk?

The Sultan of Self-Promotion has been sucking up oxygen on National TV on a regular basis ever since he launched the byzantine political theatre he still refers to as his “presidential campaign“.

But it doesn’t matter what he called it, then or now, because most people suspect they know it for what it really was: a ruse and a sham, an elaborate hoax meant only to drum up publicity for Trump’s reality TV show.  He accomplished this goal primarily by breathing new life into the brainless “birther” conspiracy theory, and once that was done The Donald put his “campaign” to sleep and strolled away chortling to himself.  To make matters even more ridiculous, several members (though not all) of the Confederacy of Clowns known as the GOP primary slate have made the journey to Trump Tower, kneepads securely in place, to beg Trump and the weasel that dwells on his head for their endorsements.  This might explain why the media unfathomably continues to consult Trump as though he were a serious pundit rather than the political equivalent of a carnival barker.

It’s becoming depressingly clear that if anyone other than Ron Paul wins the nomination, for the next 12 months observers of US politics will witness a sideshow of unparalleled sleaze that rapidly spirals into madness, with the bellicose Trump and his equally aggressive Hair giving a feverish play-by-play punctuated by mindless screams of “Where’s the birth certificate!??”.

Can the Apocalypse be far behind?

6 Responses to “Donald Trump still on TV, Contemplations of the Apocalypse”


  1. 1 Jackie Denney Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 10:39 am

    jeez, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…and worse than that?…Sarah Palin is spewing over in her corner too..sigh*

    • 2 JJ Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 3:02 pm

      LOL, it seems never-ending, doesn’t it? Unfortunately it’s a win-win for Trump no matter who wins the election — he can be on TV either criticizing a Democrat or offering his sage advice to a Republican.

      As for Palin, I’m starting to wonder if she’s reached her Best Before date now that she’s said she won’t be running (although there’s always 2016…).

  2. 3 Phatbiker Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Trump is a self-serving kook with an ego the size of a water buffalo. I hope he and Palin run together on a third party platform and guarantee Obama four more years. Trump has a germ phobia like Howard Hughes. He hates to shake hands, and likes to wear protective gloves when not on camera. Would be interesting to see him try and campaign.

  3. 5 karen Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    “…Trump and the weasel that dwells on his head…”

    My god, I laughed till it hurt.

    Thank you for that.


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