Rush Limbaugh: Human or DNA Experiment?

Who knows?  Whatever his DNA composition might be, around here Rush Limbaugh is Swine of the Week in Perpetuity — meaning that when I pronounce someone SOTW, it’s an unfinished sentence the rest of which is “in addition to Rush Limbaugh”.  And this past week was no different.

The GOP’s message to women as barfed out by its Intellectual & Spiritual Leader and Titular Head this week could not have been clearer: any woman who stands up for self-determination is a Slut.  My own reaction to El Rushbo’s putrid rant was something like this:

A PigMan!  It’s a PigMan!! 

“And he made this horrible sound…”indeed:

“She wants to be paid to have sex,” Limbaugh continued. “She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception.”

But that, incredibly, was not the depth of depravity Limbaugh sunk to that day, or even that quarter-hour.  He went on to demand that Ms. Fluke post sex videos of herself online… “so we can all watch”.

BAM!  The wheels of my little office chair spun angrily as I reeled back and threw up in my mouth a little, my imagination assaulted by grotesque visions of El Puerco and his flaccid, fascist cohorts slobbering over grainy videos and squealing angrily as they yanked at their withered and unresponsive knobs.

The horror, the horror…

Even if it was just for a nanosecond, in my own fevered imagination.

Speaking of Quarter-Hours: once upon a time I worked with the Media, and I’m excruciatingly familiar with the timetable of Arbitron radio surveys.  And guess what:  the last few weeks of the winter survey are upon us.  Could it be that El Piggo’s ratings were swirling in the bowl so badly for the first few weeks that he needed to commit some outrage to jack them up?  Naaahhhh…

No matter.  Reams of pixels and pages have already been devoted to the latest ratings-ratcheting offense from this hideous Science Experiment of a man, so I will leave it to my Intellectual & Spiritual Leader to sum it up:

Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional Swine and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired Geek in some traveling backwoods carnival — the freaks who bite the heads off Chickens — but Limbaugh is a modernized Geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people.

I only wish the Good Doctor was still around to comment on the head-biting his “lame professional swine” continues to indulge in to this very day. Mahalo.

UPDATE:  A half-hearted apology was apparently made, but to no avail.  Advertisers continue marching out the door.

Blogging buddy Left Over wonders if this incident might be a kind of tipping point for the (admittedly small) part of Limbaugh’s audience that swims in the deeper end of the gene pool, causing them to recoil in disgust from His Piggishness.  What do you think?  I suspect most will just double down.

17 Responses to “Rush Limbaugh: Human or DNA Experiment?”


  1. 1 Peaceful Social Worker Saturday, March 3, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    It just blows my mind that that pig is so popular in the US in some circles. Do they really take him seriously? If so, that’s scary!

  2. 6 cityprole Saturday, March 3, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Oh, yeah? Well, I already called the Swine a swine first..(not that I’m partial to refer to any base human crawling spineless slime trail like RL by a name that befits only the honourable porker) so there..
    But yeah, further to the story, his advertisers are fleeing in droves, forcing him into an all too public apology..not that anyone believes he’s sorry…just sorry that all that big Corporate Whore payola won’t be coming his way..who knew that this garbage could go too far?

    • 7 JJ Saturday, March 3, 2012 at 5:57 pm

      :lol: You may have been first, but I’m sure neither of us will be the last ;)

      I routinely give someone the Swine of the Week award, but I gave up awarding it to Limbaugh after awhile because he was “hogging” the award every week. I should change the name of the award to “Swine of the Week in Addition to the PigMan”.

  3. 8 Ed Stockelbach Saturday, March 3, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    Rush Limbaugh into oblivion as fast as possible.

  4. 10 Dana Saturday, March 3, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    One of the tragedies tucked into the evolution of human history is that shit sucking scum like Limbaugh are considered to have a life as precious as that of people like Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Leymah Gbowee, Tawakkol Karman or Liu Xiaobo or many others I could cut and paste.

    This fiction, of course, is clearly not the case. Limbaugh’s worth is barely equivalent to the shit my dog produces.

    • 11 JJ Sunday, March 4, 2012 at 7:33 am

      I kind of like having people like PigMan around. Not since Orwell wrote “Four legs good! two legs bad!” has there been a more graphic illustration of the worst excesses of brainless political partisanship.

  5. 12 fhg1893 Sunday, March 4, 2012 at 6:10 am

    Why on earth, does Rush have to take a perfectly valid argument like, law-school students ought to pay for their own birth control and turn it into so much social conservative mush? “Wait until Rick Santorum hears about this!” indeed…

    And we wonder what’s wrong with the GOP. HINT: It’s just might be Rush Limbaugh!

    • 13 JJ Sunday, March 4, 2012 at 8:06 am

      It would be a more valid argument if the Pill wasn’t used for so many other genuinely troublesome womens’ health issues than just controlling fertility.

      I am convinced that Limbaugh votes Democrat. He has so much more material and his audience is so much angrier, he really wins when the Ds are in power.

      • 14 fhg1893 Sunday, March 4, 2012 at 8:26 am

        I am convinced that Limbaugh votes Democrat. He has so much more material and his audience is so much angrier, he really wins when the Ds are in power.

        You’d think that a true Conservative would find more than enough to complain about when the GOP train-wreck party takes center stage. Foreign war profiteering. War on terrorism. USA PATRIOT Act. Judicial appointees with zero judicial experience. Illiterate presidents… I could go on.

        Is it a bad thing that Charles Adler’s diction and manner of speech reminds me a little bit of Rush Limbaugh? Now there’s a scary thought…

        • 15 JJ Tuesday, March 6, 2012 at 9:47 am

          Most of these guys aren’t libertarian (ex. Ron Paul), and they really don’t give a shit about government intrusion as long as it’s *the right kind* of intrusion. (Vaginal probes, etc.)

          I really hope Adler isn’t looking at Pigboy as something to aspire to. I don’t think that model would really fly in Canada.

  6. 16 Phatbiker Sunday, March 4, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Rush Fatblob never disappoints his brain-dead followers (ditto heads) with his verbal diarrhea. It will be fun to watch him eat it, in a vain attempt to get his sponsors back.


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