When wingnuts attack

When wingnuts turn on ealevi-johnstonch other they don’t fuck around.

Right-wing blog Redstate is pissed off that Bristol Palin’s baby daddy Levi Johnston is damaging the political aspirations of one of the GOP’s “brightest stars” (that would supposedly be Sarah Palin) by mouthing off on the Tyra Banks Show and in a tell-all book to be released later this year. Therefore (and I think I must be missing a few steps here) RS launches into a foul diatribe accusing Johnston of incest…? Yeah, that sounds about right:

Never mind that, though. Although I, too, was sickened by Levi’s exhibitionistic performance on Tyra, I would never get down in the mud like this:

“What’s even more creepy is that the other person in the picture is his sister. And, as if lifted from the pages of Deliverance, she has his name tattooed on her back*. Think about that one for a minute.”

In case you missed it, here it is again, toward the end:

“Soon Levi will sell his tell all book, delightfully ignoring awkward questions about his relationship with his sister while relishing in the awkward details of his relationship with Sarah Palin.”

Yikes.  And they said we were mean to SaWah.

*Note:  At Redstate, “back” is crossed out and replaced with “finger”.   Um err okay.

4 Responses to “When wingnuts attack”


  1. 1 J. A. Baker Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 10:15 am

    in a tell-all book to be released later this year.

    Oh geez, a tell-all book? I saw those clips of him on the Tyra Banks show…definitely NOT the sharpest knife in the drawer. Can you imagine what his retelling of the night he knocked up Bristol Palin would read like? He’d make SUZANNE look erudite!

  2. 2 JJ Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 10:27 am

    JAB – I can’t imagine what-all he’d have to tell that anyone would be interested in reading about. Maybe Redstate knows something the rest of the world doesn’t…

  3. 3 J. A. Baker Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 10:33 am

    Maybe Redstate knows something the rest of the world doesn’t…

    You mean, like that incest libel?

  4. 4 Torontonian Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    From among Palin, Johnston and Banks, it’s hard to find
    anyone credible — let alone intelligent.

    Tyra Banks is not a real person; she is a synthesis
    of plastic surgery and other enhancements.

    Sarah Palin is ignorant and gullible. I truly fear
    that she could come into possession of the “football”
    or nuclear button someday.

    The boy fares no better.

    Perhaps there is something about northern latitudes
    that affects two of these people’s minds.

    As for Banks, she’s just the embodiment of meringue,
    there she is for all and sundry to see but there’s
    no substance to it/her.

    People like these cause me worrying nights of
    restless sleep.

    By the way, JJ, my avatar is a very good portrayal
    of me. I didn’t know you were that psychic!


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