Threat Level: Brown

(UPDATED! Scroll down…)

Via JABbering Stooge and Dammit Janet, there’s news! news! news! that in the wake of their latest assassination, fetus fetishists are turning the truth on its head and claiming that they are on the receiving end of some very dangerous, suave and exciting threats. (Never mind that their side has actually racked up a fairly impressive body count, for which our side is 0 for 9.) Jill Stanek, Operation Douchebag and Father Frank Uterusenvy get a few screwball emails and blog comments and immediately raise the threat level to Bullshit Brown, “Calls for Murder of Fetus Fetishists Imminent”.

And who could blame them!?? Steady yourself before you have a look at the vicious threat that spun Stanek’s bearings:


“Rifle blessing service” — I don’t know about you, but I immediately recognized the source of this evil odious terrorist threat:

Jesus' General- The Blessing of the Rifles_1245289664540


Double-Plus Hypocritical Goodness: Predictably, the gang at Jill’s Sweet & Sour Fetus Smorgasbord & Lunch Counter are jabbering like chickens on speed about these heinous threats against their gracious hostess. One commenter tries to post a link to the original Jesus’ General thread and finds that, well, his comment doesn’t make Jill’s moderation cut:

Jill Stanek - Pro-lifers get death threats_1245290396351

Dishonest? A fetus fetishist? Say it ain’t so.

Gee — it almost looks like Jill was sure that none of her readers were fans of Jesus’ General, so she thought she could get away with spinning the General’s fine snark as a real threat… NAH! Because I’m sure that, like all good Christians, Jill knows the 9th Commandment: “Thou shalt not bear false witness, motherfuckers!”crosshairs

And one more for the road:

In their paranoid posts on this topic, fetus fetishists are using the image of a gun sight with “Prolifers” in it — gasp! Danger! Heightened tension! Etc!

But the word “Prolifers” is on this side of the crosshair, symbolically positioning them looking into the scope… so they finally got something right. As HST would say, even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile…

UPDATE: Wouldn’t want anyone to miss the memo about these hideous “threats”. (And they wonder why we mock them relentlessly…)

UPDATE II (Friday): The General responds!

UPDATE III (Friday, also): Let’s see how long it takes the General’s comment at Stanek’s Partial-Birth Bar & Grill to get “disappeared” by free-speech fetus humpers:


UPDATE the fourth (Sunday): Predictably, the General’s comment was *disappeared* sometime over the weekend:

Jill Stanek - Pro-lifers get death threats_1245632436271

Maybe they’re just afraid to confront the hideous reality of their complicity in the  Tubesock Holocaust.

16 Responses to “Threat Level: Brown”

  1. 1 fern hill Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 3:32 am

    Oooh. I wouldn’t have twigged to that scope thing. I’m going with ‘cataclysmically stupid’ on this one.

  2. 2 mouthyorange Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 4:29 am

    Think I’ll opt for ‘selectively delusional’.

  3. 3 JJ Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 4:31 am

    The stupid is very strong in these people 😛

  4. 4 Mike Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 7:56 am

    Aw poor babies…some one said mean things to them. And all it took was for them to foment the murder of 9 people.

    Maybe people are just tired of their shit.

    I do not condone violence or threats, but I can sure understand why some frustrated folks would resort to mean emails. (read the whole damn sentence Patsy, in case you are confused)

    Unlike the anti-choice fascists, none of them have actually been killed..of course that could be why they are so scared. When they send threats, they really mean it and DO end up committing violence against others. They cannot understand that others may not not.

    I for one am glad they are scared. They should know what it feels like…

  5. 5 Calgal Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Will their “fear” keep them away from clinics where pro-choice types abound?

  6. 7 JJ Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Gen.JC Christian – Just another little skirmish in the trenches of the Culture War, General Sir! 😉 (Thanks for dropping by!)

  7. 8 JJ Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Calgal – Of course not. They’re already bitching about the supreme court tossing out their challenge to the bubble zone law here in BC — their free speech is being squelched if they can’t get close enough to harass women going into clinics and get a clear shot at the doctors. Right!

  8. 9 JJ Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Mike – It wouldn’t surprise me if Stanek et al got a few pissed off emails after Dr. Tiller was killed (“You assholes!” and that kind of thing), but whoop de do. I highly doubt if anyone made any serious death threats.

    There was some nutbar posting at SUZANNE’s who claimed to advocate killing what he called “right-to-lifers” (and this guy is another one of the “threats” Stanek referred to), but I assumed he was just an anti-choice freak doing a fake threat routine so they could turn around and do exactly what they’re doing now.

    They’re wearing Dr. Tiller’s murder and they don’t like the way it fits.

  9. 10 hemmingforddogblog Friday, June 19, 2009 at 4:24 am

    Just as long as no one called the cunt a bitch. 🙂

    PS This Jill is a piece of work, and deserves to squirm just a little.

  10. 11 JJ Friday, June 19, 2009 at 6:10 am

    SQ – Careful what you say — read through a fetus fetishist filter, “deserves to squirm” could be translated to mean “kill! kill! kill!” 😛

  11. 12 Mike Friday, June 19, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Yeah..and funny that if we try to comment over at HER place or Stanek’s house of prayer, our comments are deleted and they then continue with their hue and cry about “why won’t the pro-aborts condemn this?” bullshit.

    And so far, no response to JC…just utter silence.

    Stanek has been called for the liar she is.

  12. 13 Matt Osborne Friday, June 19, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Teh Stupid, it burnnnnsss…

  13. 14 JJ Friday, June 19, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Mike – One fetus fetishist has responded to the General. FUCK are they stupid!!! It gives me a headache.

  14. 15 JJ Friday, June 19, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Matt Osborne

    Teh Stupid, it burnnnnsss…

    If Teh Stupid burns, then Stanek’s Fetal Supremacy Cafe & Coin Laundry is a towering inferno. Someone call the Fire Department! It’s a 5-alarm blaze of Teh Stoopid!

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