Today the scare-quote-crazed Christianist mouthpieces “Lifesite” and “Lifenews” are dutifully parrotting the story that someone tried to fuck with a security camera at Operation Scumbag’s “headquarters” on the “weekend” (suspect “unknown” and “at large”). But for some reason, they’re not reporting it exactly the same way. Lifesite:
See the big fat lie? Of course you do. The Lifenews headline claims that the perp (if indeed there was a perp, but I’ll get to that) was an “abortion advocate”. Given that Lifesite ran the story 3 days after Lifenews, this isn’t some breaking! news! that’s come out about the suspect. If there was even the shadow of an indication that the suspect was an “abortion advocate”, Lifesite would be screaming their lungs out about it… but they’re not. If even Lifesite, which generally bullshits with reckless abandon, didn’t consider this detail worth adding, then it must be a Whopper. Maybe, through a momentary lapse in their usual batshit insanity, Lifesite editors were able to see that there’s nothing to indicate this little “event” was anything other than a routine B&E… if that.
Yeah. Let’s look at this thing. Here’s what they want us to believe actually happened: (1) A few days after they started bitching to the cops about “threats” and (2) got the cold shoulder from said cops,
(3) someone tried to fuck with their security camera, (4) in broad daylight no less, with (5) people inside the building, and (6) nothing but a bicycle as a getaway vehicle, and that (7) the deal went down while OR’s Troy Newman just happened to be on the phone with a Washington Times reporter, talking about, you guessed it, (8) the death threats Operation Slimebucket’s received. To top it off, they have a video of the whole routine that looks like a Grade 7 Theatre Arts performance. But that’s not all…
The Lifenews story with the bogus headline was posted on Friday — however, Operation Douchenozzle’s press release wasn’t posted until Saturday morning.
I guess it’s possible that Lifenews somehow got the “scoop” right after it “happened”, but knowing these people and how much they LIE (there’s evidence of that right in the headline of the Lifenews story), it’s probably just as possible that something else is going on.
*Sniff* Smells like something rotten is burning, and it’s coming from the general vicinity of Lifenews and Operation Slimebucket.