Kitteh Haiku

000_0949I can has attention please?
Mah bowl has problem
Is empty of cheeseburger.

UPDATE: And mah haiku pome
Wuz inside-out and backwards
Dis make up fer it

19 Responses to “Kitteh Haiku”

  1. 1 J. A. Baker Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Heh… O Hai Mr. Blue!

    BTW, JJ, you’ve got the haiku structure backwards. It’s 5-7-5, not 7-5-7.

  2. 2 JJ Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Oh yeah, I thought something was weird about it. Eh well. Mr.Blue won’t mind.

  3. 3 J. A. Baker Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Yeah, cats don’t care about proper poetry structure, do they? 😆

  4. 4 JJ Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 11:30 am

    I can has new verse, this one done right.

  5. 5 mouthyorange Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Mr. Blue is gorgeous. Would he like some of the home-cooked salmon I just fed my two kittehs?

  6. 6 mouthyorange Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Of course I meant “she”. Damn this no-edit thing!

  7. 7 JJ Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Oh, Mr.Blue would looooooove some home-cooked salmon. Lucky kittehs! No I feel guilty and I’ll have to see if I’ve got any cans of tuna or salmon around… not as good as fresh, but Mr.Blue won’t complain.

  8. 8 Chimera Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Love your haikus! Both formats! You oughta send it in to ICHC.

    Howcum you’re blocking Twitter followers, JJ?

  9. 9 JJ Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Who am I blocking? Did I block you?? What’s your name?

  10. 10 Chimera Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    I Tweet under DameJanus

  11. 11 JJ Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Did I block you? I don’t even remember seeing that name. You have your website on your twitter page? That is always the first thing I check to see if it’s friend foe porn or spam. I only block stuff that looks like spam or porn. (Stephen Taylor follows me 😛 )

  12. 12 Chimera Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    I have a different website on my Twitter page, not the Cavern.

  13. 13 Frank Frink Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    (Stephen Taylor follows me 😛 )

    Kathy Shaidle was following me. Blocked the biatch.

  14. 14 Chimera Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Gotcha now, JJ.

    Kathy Shaidle was following somebody? But…does she know who you are (you who has a diff’rent Twittername, too)?

    Waitaminit…Shaidle is a twit??? Oh, this I gotta see!

    (Later) LOL! Her avatar is an old boot! A self-portrait?

  15. 15 Frank Frink Wednesday, July 29, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    No, I don’t think 5 feet of batshit following me on Twitter had any connection to my main internet persona/pseudonym. I don’t even think she was aware when she followed that I’m a lefty.

    Appeared to me that she uses some sort of Twitter tool to grow Twitter followers by finding new people to follow within a geographic region (in this case, all of Canada).

    Correct, I am not Frank Frink on Twitter. I go by a different handle, but I also have my real name on my Twitter profile. On the one hand, my real name is pretty much an open secret within the progressive side of the Canadian political blogosphere. On the other, it isn’t on the wingnut side but it wouldn’t really be all that difficult to put two and two together if anyone was so inclined. Decided I wasn’t going to give 5 feet of bugfuck racism any opening.

    The old boot on her avatar? Her avatar is actually the cover of her book, ‘Tyranny of Nice’ (with foreword by Mark effin’ Steyn). I think it’s supposed to be a jackboot. A liberal, progressive jackboot.

  16. 16 JJ Wednesday, July 29, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Chimera – That’s Teh Nazi Jackboot of Liberal Fascism! 😆

  17. 17 JJ Wednesday, July 29, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    FF – Oh, so that’s how these people do all the weird follows. I have 2 fetus fetishizing organizations as well as Taylor, and a couple of other nutty conservative groups. Once in a while I give the fetishists a shout out – yo! fetus fetishists!! What are you doing to stop the Tubesock Holocaust!??

  18. 18 Frank Frink Wednesday, July 29, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    I think your zygote-zealots found you by searching words or terms. There are bots who do that and sometimes individuals.

    You might use a word or term in a tweet in a joking context and all of a sudden you get a bunch of new followers (some via searchbot, some just plain individuals) who are somehow related to that term.

    Yeah, I saw your Twitter shout out to @sohlfl when they started following you- absolutely perfect and appropriate thing to do.

    o/t – damn, it’s another hot and sticky day in Terminal City. I’m melting into puddles. Weather Office tells me it’s even worse for you folk on the east side of Vancouver Island.

  19. 19 JJ Wednesday, July 29, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    FF – It’s freaking boiling here. I am tearing down one of the walls on part of my house and putting up a new one, but I can only stand being outside for so long (especially hammering nails and hauling around big hunks of plywood). In the house I at least have a ceiling fan and one of those big square fans… even the dog wants to be in the house instead of outside, and that is WEIRD 😯

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