The next big thing (so to speak)

twitter-measure…to follow the “Birther” movement:  the “Length-and-Girther” movement?

It’s the Obenis.  Obeewee?

No…

…the Prenis!

Ahh well — once the birth certificate hysteria grew flaccid and teabaggers started fondling their weapons in public, it was only a matter of time before they’d remember the Clenis and demand a full accounting of the calibre of President Barack Hussein Osama bin Obama’s weapon.   For security reasons.   And the Constitution!!

17 Responses to “The next big thing (so to speak)”


  1. 1 J. A. Baker Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:57 am

    This is why I have my Picard Facepalm pic.

    If the “Obama=Hitler” death panelists disrupting town hall meetings and openly flogging the dolphin substitute are “dining room tables,” then the Birthers are dining room chairs.

  2. 2 k_michael Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 10:47 am

    I cannot beleive that some people actually imagine that ALL “real American” boys have parts of their penis lopped off at birth. Sorry, folks, but a whole huge hell of a lot have not been subjected to that infant-torture, not to mention disfigurement. Now, that procedure MIGHT be routine in areas where the local subculture prohibits mothers from actually *cleaning* those “evil nasty horrid sin-sticks” with which infant boys tend to be born, but NONE of that is “routine” across North America.

  3. 3 greenjenny Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 11:06 am

    So let me see if I’ve got this straight. If he ISN’T circumcised, that means he must have been born in some Godless nation like Kenya. An if he IS circumcised, that means he’s probably a Muslim.

    Wow.

  4. 4 psa Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    so if he’s hitler’s reincarnation, they’d best be doing a nut count while they’re snuffling and tugging around the guy’s foreskin.

  5. 5 harpervalley Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    it’s a white man’s insecurity, isn’t it? and so if he does or doesn’t have a foreskin….let’s see…do the men who want to know have white hoods on their dicks that say, KKK?

    btw, famous stupid people is on.

  6. 6 JJ Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    JAB

    the Birthers are dining room chairs

    Ha… did you see that Orly Taintz (or whatever her name is) on the Daily Show? What a nut…

  7. 7 J. A. Baker Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    did you see that Orly Taintz (or whatever her name is) on the Daily Show?

    Well, unless she was complaining about “[having] a bad experience in MSNBC,” then no, I didn’t.

  8. 8 JJ Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    k_michael – The circumcision issue is just a diversion 😉 Once that problem is resolved they’ll find some other reason to obsess about the Presidential Package. Like right-wing extremism, interest in the president’s penile statistics tends to ebb and flow depending if there’s a Democrat in office.

  9. 9 JJ Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Green Jenny – That sounds about right 😯

  10. 10 JJ Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    psa

    so if he’s hitler’s reincarnation, they’d best be doing a nut count while they’re snuffling and tugging around the guy’s foreskin.

    Nut count 😆 I think a better place to do a nut count would be Free Republic.

  11. 11 JJ Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    scout – I don’t think they really care about the 4skin, it just sounds like a credible reason to ponder the president’s penile protuberance. It’s just like with Clinton, they couldn’t get it out of their minds.

  12. 12 JJ Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    JAB – MSM Brownshirts!! HAHAHAHAHAA! Does that include Fox?

  13. 13 J. A. Baker Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Like right-wing extremism, interest in the president’s penile statistics tends to ebb and flow depending if there’s a Democrat in office.

    It…erm…cums comes in fits and spurts, eh? 😆

  14. 14 J. A. Baker Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    (BTW, be sure to check out my latest comment on Glenn “Conehead” Moon.)

  15. 15 JJ Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    JAB – O/T, but I just heard: my condolences on the loss of Senator Kennedy tonight.

  16. 17 JJ Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 9:12 am

    Great post, JAB. A quintessential Ted Kennedy speech.


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