Somebody’s gonna get spanked

… and not in a way he’ll enjoy!

Yes, it’s that time again:  yet another GOP family values hypocrite boogies up and joins the Conga Line of Lust:

Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail.

But-but-but-but-but but… !!!:

“California’s families are under a constant assault in Sacramento, and CRI does an excellent job of educating legislators and staff alike on issues, and advocating in defense of the traditional family,” Assemblyman Duvall said.

And who is this “CRI” of which you speak?:

The mission of Capitol Resource Institute (CRI) is to educate, advocate, protect, and defend family-friendly policies in the California state legislature and at local government levels.

Yet another one of these anti-gay organizations who dress up their bigotry in “family values” rhetoric.  And ironically, their home page has this graphic:Capitol Resource Institute_1252515714215

Hmmm!  Maybe that was meant to be a warning?

(JoeMyGod has a video of this hypocritical clown.)

30 Responses to “Somebody’s gonna get spanked”


  1. 1 J. A. Baker Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 10:28 am

    At this point the notion of the GOP as our moral superiors really needs to be laid to rest. They keep revealing themselves as massive hypocrites at a rate of about once a month.

  2. 2 Torontonian Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 10:38 am

    I’m baffled. They talk about family values
    and don’t practice them. Oh well, talk is cheap,
    isn’t it?

  3. 3 brebis noire Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 10:48 am

    That’s just, ew. Do normal people go around talking about their sex lives to their colleagues in such detail?

  4. 4 hemmingforddogblog Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    But wait there’s more! He was cheating on his mistress. How’s that for a classy guy!

  5. 5 Bina Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    I bet that (cough) “family values” (cough–HOMPHOBIC!–cough) organization forgives him, because at least he only did the disgusting with women.

    But here’s the thing: I can’t imagine how any woman, including his wife, would permit him to deposit any semen anywhere NEAR her. I may be kinky that way, but I’m really, really grossed out by sleazy men who look much older than they are.

  6. 6 Rob F Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Why are certain people so eager to get their family alues from the government? Shouldn’t you get you family values from, you know, your family?

    Then again, maybe these people have such bad family values that they want to use the government as a substitute. If that is the case, rest assured that I have plenty of reasons to be glad that I am not a member of their family.

  7. 7 Rob F Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Now that he has resigned from the assembly he should have no distractions from leading an “exemplary” life.

  8. 8 hemmingforddogblog Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Rob F: Now that he has resigned neither of his mistresses will have anything to do with him (no power they were lobbyists) and his wife should leave him. EPIC FAIL!

    Is it nice to laugh at this prick?

  9. 9 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    JAB – Once a month? That’s in a well-behaved month. Although, for awhile there a couple of years ago, it was about twice a week, so I guess they’re improving.

  10. 10 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Torontonian – Maybe the reason they yap about family values is that they’re trying to convince themselves? OTOH, no, it’s all for the rubes, who buy into it completely.

  11. 11 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    brebis – Isn’t it disgusting!?? EWWW!! Some of the stuff the guy said about dripping and stuff — bleccchh! OMFG, keep it in the bedroom 😯

  12. 12 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    SQ – That was the best part, the fact that he’s not only cheating on his wife, he’s cheating on his MISTRESS, too! 😯 What a wild sex beast 😉 Ewwww

  13. 13 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Bina – I have a feeling this guy’s life is about to take a turn for the horrible fairly soon… I see he’s already resigned, so there goes his job. His wife will dump him (hopefully!), and probably his mistress too, so he’s left with the girl he was cheating on his mistress with, and that was probably a one-nighter, so she won’t want him either. 😆 Always check the mic!

  14. 14 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Rob F – He’s already resigned, eh? That was quick. I don’t blame him — probably everyone he came in contact with all day was bursting out laughing. Maybe he can get a job with NOM as a spokesman for Opposite Marriage… err, wait… oh no, I guess not…

  15. 15 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    SQ

    Is it nice to laugh at this prick?

    It’s nice squared!

  16. 16 Frank Frink Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    The two ‘mistresses’? Both of them are (possibly soon to be were) lobbyists and both are also married.

  17. 17 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    FF – Oops! Video snaffled by the copyright demons.

    Both mistresses are married?? OMFG 😆 The dicks of every Washington husband with a lobbyist wife just shriveled up and retreated into their abdominal cavities

  18. 18 Frank Frink Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    When the first one gets pulled you just know someone else will put it up again.

    Try this one.

  19. 19 Dr. Prole Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Ugh, that guy is a disgusting pig. You know what? I bet he didn’t even fuck those women, he just says he did! He picks some choice nasty lines from porn and voila, he’s banging hawt lobbyists half his age or whatever. Guys do that shit all the time. I had a guy do it to me in high school, he lied to a bunch of his friends and said we did it. Hot mic….bwaahahahahahahaha. Excellent. Bet he’s spankin’ alone tonight.

  20. 20 Torontonian Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Be sure to see Late Night with Craig Ferguson tonight.

    He talks about this guy for his monologue.

  21. 21 Frank Frink Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Yeah. He’s a real sweetheart, Dr. Prole. I wouldn’t doubt the scenario is mostly as you stated.

  22. 22 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Dr.Prole

    Bet he’s spankin’ alone tonight.

    You’re never alone with a tube sock 😉

  23. 23 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    Torontonian – I can’t stay up that late, I have to work early tomorrow 😡 It’ll be on Youtube I hope?

  24. 24 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    FF – Ya think? He’s making it all up?? OMFG, these people are even sicker than I realized…

  25. 25 Frank Frink Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    While Dr. Prole’s scenario is entirely plausible, on the other hand I have no doubt that as much of all manner of canoodling, hanky-panky and kink goes on in Sacramento as it does in D.C.

  26. 26 JJ Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    FF – Oh right right right! I forgot this guy is a state creep, not a DC creep.

  27. 27 Torontonian Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    @JJ

    Craig Ferguson monologue should be available tomorrow
    on his website which is:

    http://www.cbs.com/late_late_show/

    It is available in Canada and the monologue should be added
    sometime tomorrow (Thursday).

  28. 28 Frank Frink Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Well, well, well. Docter Prole’s diagnosis might possibly be spot on, or it might possibly be that Assemblycreep Duvall’s defense is in itself an ‘untruth’.

    “I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words. The resulting media coverage was proving to be an unneeded distraction to my colleagues and I resigned in the hope that my decision would allow them to return to the business of the state.”

    Either way he’s still a douche nozzle.

  29. 29 JJ Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Torontonian – Thanks, that was awesome! 😆 Ferguson’s a riot!

  30. 30 JJ Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    FF – Oh, the frantic backtracking began almost immediately, eh? He must have somehow miraculously convinced his wife that he was just “makin it up”, heh.

    RIGHT!

    Too bad neither of the women will ever surface, since they’re both married.


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