Finally…

That explains why those deranged “Values Voters” held their little shindig this weekend… they wanted to squeeze in one last wankfest before the Holy Hoover vacuums them up into Heaven.

I got dibs on my fundie neighbour’s (“God wants me to have this car”) Maserati.

43 Responses to “Finally…”


  1. 2 JJ Sunday, September 20, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that!!

    You’ll invite us all over for your housewarming though, right? 😉

  2. 3 Dead Men Sunday, September 20, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    But of course! Hell, the place is gonna be the next Sodom by the time I’m done with it.

  3. 4 JJ Sunday, September 20, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Well I should certainly hope so!!

  4. 5 Frank Frink Monday, September 21, 2009 at 12:16 am

    OK, you can have the Maserati. I get the Carrera GT. :p

  5. 6 hemmingforddogblog Monday, September 21, 2009 at 1:10 am

    These people need to get their stories straight! Check out the Rapture Index — it’s 163! Not quite the end of what ever…
    http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

  6. 7 Jasper Monday, September 21, 2009 at 5:49 am

    Why do liberals have this insatiable urge to mock Christianity? of course they don’t go after Islam or Judism…

    In fact, the only religion liberals seem to like is Islam, post 9/11…

  7. 8 Dr. Prole Monday, September 21, 2009 at 6:20 am

    Well, there’s the fact that fundamentalist Christianity these days is mostly hilarious, stunningly ignorant, and worthy of mocking. Look, darlin’, the only religion liberals like are the ones that mind their own business and judge not lest ye be judged. We’re not into theocracy or dominionism from anyone, got it? And you can shove your proselytizing right up yer arse, too. We also don’t like hypocrisy, yanno, like when someone is all into preaching “Family Values” and then gets caught fucking people who they aren’t married to, which oddly enough seems to be an epidemic amongst your kind.

    JJ, here we go again with the “where are the feminists/liberals when Muslims XYX…”. Jasper obviously doesn’t get around the blogosphere much.

  8. 9 fern hill Monday, September 21, 2009 at 7:15 am

    Great news! No more gord-bothering, panty-sniffing, interfering, misogynist, control-freak christofascists!!!!

    Part-aaaay!

  9. 10 toujoursdan Monday, September 21, 2009 at 9:39 am

    I’ve always wondered why those sites have to be in fixed fonts and unformatted text. They are nearly impossible to read.

    Oh, sorry but you won’t get the Vatican. Whore of Babylon worshipping “Cathlicks” aren’t real Christians so they suffer with the rest of us. You might want to try for Oral Roberts University, Falwell’s Liberty University or Pepperdine. The latter one gives you beachfront property in Malibu.

  10. 11 Jasper Monday, September 21, 2009 at 10:19 am

    wow, they had Carrie Prejean and Lila Rose….2 excellent role models for young kids, plus they hot lookin babes as well.

    Lila did a wonderful job exposing the statutory rape coverup of Planned Parenthood and Carrie stood up for true marriage.

  11. 12 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 10:24 am

    Jasper, try having an original thought sometime. It’s fun, really.

  12. 13 Jasper Monday, September 21, 2009 at 10:29 am

    JJ,

    You don’t approve of statutory rape do you?

    You really smeared Lila and Carrie in you link.

    Why the intolerance?

  13. 14 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 10:37 am

    Uh… because they’re a couple of brain-dead fascist cunts? Kinda like you?

  14. 15 Dr. Prole Monday, September 21, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Jesus loves fake tits! Hallelujah!

  15. 16 toujoursdan Monday, September 21, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Carrie Prejean, exposing her silicone enhanced tits in magazines for Jezus! And when she’s not doing that she’s giving Palinseque responses to simple questions.

    What a rolemodel for young people. Dumb + pretty + not following the conditions of her contract = success. Who knew?

  16. 17 toujoursdan Monday, September 21, 2009 at 11:17 am

    statutory rape coverup of Planned Parenthood

    They have nothing on the Catholic Church and the fundy megachurches here! Those are the experts on coverups of rape.

  17. 18 J. A. Baker Monday, September 21, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    You really smeared Lila and Carrie in you [sic] link.

    You know what you doing! 😈 😆 😛

  18. 19 Jasper Monday, September 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    “Uh… because they’re a couple of brain-dead fascist cunts? Kinda like you?..”

    “stunningly ignorant, and worthy of mocking”

    “No more gord-bothering, panty-sniffing, interfering, misogynist, control-freak christofascists!!!!”

    “they wanted to squeeze in one last wankfest before the Holy Hoover vacuums them up into Heaven.”

    See, you sodomite, baby-killin lowlifes get awful tough behind the keyboard, although face to face I would truly kick every one of your heathen asses. I’ll give you butt-fuckers an advantage, you can try to take me on together.

  19. 20 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Jasper – In this neighbourhood, “sodomite baby-killin lowlifes” is considered a compliment. Just sayin’.

  20. 21 toujoursdan Monday, September 21, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    I would truly kick every one of your heathen asses.

    In your stickiest wet dreams, wanker.

  21. 22 Dr. Prole Monday, September 21, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    I may never stop laughing! 😉

  22. 23 Bruce Monday, September 21, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Just what we need, another bitchy Christian trying to sound better than everyone else, and failing miserably. Maybe we shouldn’t be too hard on dear old Jasper, after all he’s probably bitter he didn’t make it to heaven today, so am I.

  23. 24 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Jasper

    I’ll give you butt-fuckers an advantage, you can try to take me on together.

    Are you making a pass at us? 😯

  24. 25 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Bruce – It’s possible that Jasper was L E F T B E H I N D.

    That would be running true to form, since he appears to have been left behind in a multitude of other ways.

  25. 26 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    toujoursdan – Is it just me, or does Jasper’s anger and frustration seem to be escalating?

  26. 27 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Dr.Prole
    Shorter Jasper: Fap fap fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP…

    Thar she blows! 😯

  27. 28 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    JAB – Thanks for the link — old fart that I am, I wasn’t familiar with the origin of that phrase (I knew it had something to do with gaming, but I am not a gamer at all. Between the internet and photoshop, I waste enough time on my computer.)

  28. 30 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Good Jasper, have a cookie.

  29. 31 Frank Frink Monday, September 21, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Good Jasper, have a cookie.

    Maybe a picnic basket?

    Sorry, as a Canadian of a certain vintage I couldn’t resist 😉

  30. 32 Frank Frink Monday, September 21, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Hmmm.. let’s try that picnic basket link again.

  31. 33 Bina Monday, September 21, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Please God, come and rapture these dumb fucks on out of here. I don’t care where you rapture them TO, just get them out of the way so we can clean up the mess they left behind.

    (Although what the hall you’d want with such a bunch of fucking litterbugs is beyond me.)

    Amen…

  32. 34 Bina Monday, September 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    (Facepalm)

    Should read “what the HELL you’d want”… :doh:

  33. 35 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Bina – God should have held the rapture during the Teabaggers Parade. They were all in one place, it would have simplified things.

  34. 36 JJ Monday, September 21, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    FF – OMG, I forgot all about Jasper the Bear! Heheee

  35. 37 Bina Monday, September 21, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Yeah, it would have been so cool to just see them all floating up, up and awayyyyyy…maybe everyone else there would have mistaken them for a balloon release! 😆

  36. 38 Rob F Monday, September 21, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    And unlike other balloon releases, this one would have cleaned up, rather than caused, pollution.

  37. 39 Dead Men Monday, September 21, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    “although face to face I would truly kick every one of your heathen asses.”

    You know, the Master Blacksmith I am sporadically learning under has an interesting way of calling the bullshit of uppity fucks who think too much of themselves.

    A “Sledgehammer Fight.” With 18-pound sledges.

  38. 40 Bina Tuesday, September 22, 2009 at 7:16 am

    My heathen ass will kick Jasper’s to Kingdom Come. I know self-defence, punk.

  39. 41 J. A. Baker Tuesday, September 22, 2009 at 7:42 am

    My heathen ass will kick Jasper’s to Kingdom Come.

    Can I join in on T3h B34td0wn? I have a black belt in two different (but similar) Korean martial arts styles. 😈 😆

  40. 42 Torontonian Tuesday, September 22, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    Here it is, Sept. 22, and I must have missed the rapture
    because I slept in. When’s the next one coming by?

  41. 43 JJ Wednesday, September 23, 2009 at 4:55 am

    Sorry, false alarm, the Rapture was delayed. Everyone return those cars.


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