Worst Person in the World

Just for Jasper…

30 Responses to “Worst Person in the World”


  1. 1 Jasper Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Anybody who makes bathtub boy’s WPITW should take it as a badge of honor. This insufferable lunatic is a hypocrite too..

  2. 2 Bruce Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    You’re giving Jasper way too much attention, which is all he craves. Do you think he has a drinking problem or a drug problem? Or even sadder, he’s just an unmedicated mental case missing out on the benefits of an affordable medical plan?

    To me, he comes off like a drunk with a bad reaction to ADD medication. Another lonely, bitter loser who is so lost in his problems and so detached from the world that he probably jerks off as he writes his posts because it’s the only thing he has left that makes him feel connected.

    That’s it for me and Jasper, you can string him along if you like, but I find the little wanker somewhat tedious. I’m bored.

  3. 3 JJ Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    Nice try Jasper but I don’t see the hypocrisy. Clinton is a politician, Dan Savage is a journalist — big diff.

    Run along now…

  4. 4 JJ Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    Bruce – I think he’s a drunk

  5. 5 CK Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Jasper, I think your mommy is calling you…it’s medication time!

  6. 6 JJ Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Jasper! Nurse Ratched is calling! Time for your thorazine!!

  7. 7 Bina Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Jasper, your mom wants you OUT of the basement, with your penis down, your pants up, and your hands washed. NOW.

  8. 8 Jasper Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Brucie,

    You come off as very masculine with a keyboard in front of you.

  9. 9 Jasper Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    LOL, you guys are funny.

  10. 10 Bruce Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Pardon me while I allow the temptation to fall into the trap of responding, I’m in in a sporting mood tonight.

    Why Jasper, thank you, you one-handed keyboarder you. It’s been ages since anybody called me so butch, you sure know a real man when you see one.

    You know, your kind of offhand bitterness turns me on a little, being a big butch thing like you and spewing hate kinda gets me off and happy to meet a man who feels the same. Woof! I like it ruff!

    So how about it buddy?

  11. 11 JJ Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Aw geez, Bruce, now you’ve gone and made Jasper feel all tingly… and you know what that means. The relentless slaughter of the Tubesock Holocaust goes on 😯

  12. 13 Jasper Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    JJ,

    Sperm are not human beings.

  13. 14 Bruce Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    He needs to know that I have found from experience that sex with crazy men is the FUCKING BEST SEX EVER! I don’t know what it is, but lunatics are the best in bed, you can’t bring them home to mother, but who cares?

  14. 15 JJ Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    So, uh, whaddaya think, Jasper? πŸ˜‰ You want some of that wild stuff? πŸ˜‰ Hm? πŸ˜‰

  15. 16 Dr. Prole Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    NO! Sperm are not yet human beings, but they’re alive! TUBE SOCK HOLOCAUST Hitler baby killer fascist murderer!

  16. 17 Cornelius T.Zen Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Good morrow, all!
    Glenn Beck was once a guest on The View. Before that show aired, he related, on his radio show, a story of how he met Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg on the train to New York. On The View, he was called a liar, because the story he told was a misrepresenation of the actual encounter. His defense? He “mis- remembered” the incident. This was after Whoopi called him a “lying sack of dog shit.” Nice to know she thinks more highly of him than I do. Later, on his radio show, he told his audience that he did not lie, that the incident on the train was exactly as he originally related it.
    Barbara said, that as a journalist, did he not have an obligation to get his facts straight? He said, plain as day, “I am not a journalist, I am a commentator.” In other words, he feels no responsibility to get his facts straight.
    Glenn Beck is merely being true to his calling. Were he ever to stumble across the truth, he would probably pick himself up, dust himself off, and hurry along as if nothing happened.
    Jasper, you have every right to defend Glenn Beck, and all his ilk at Faux Noise. Freedom of speech and association guarantee you this right.
    It also works both ways. The rest of us here know you to be a lying, toadying, fawning, sack of dog shit. You have no respect, you show no respect, you deserve no respect, so don’t be surprised that you get no respect. In a battle of wits, you are unarmed. Talking with people like you gives me a whole new outlook of respect for the intelligence of houseplants.
    No wonder I like you – CTZen

  17. 18 Dr. Prole Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Bruce – agreed. I used to date this guy who told me he thought he had been abducted by aliens…

  18. 19 JJ Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Looks like Jasper’s been pulled away from the keyboard to get his “shot” and get the sleeves on his jacket re-tied.

    Maybe Nurse Ratched will let him play tomorrow.

  19. 20 Bruce Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    Dr. Prole. You’re still smiling aren’t you? :LOL:

    CTZen, good for you for warming up to the poor frustrated dude, befriend him, show him what love is all about, that should throw him off.

    JJ, I don’t think we’re done with him yet. But I have a little tune for him as my last attempt at being a desperate little fag trying to get it on with the ultimate challenge, a clueless dude:

    If embedding works on WordPress:

  20. 21 Torontonian Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    We once had a place for the likes of Hannity, Beck,
    and Limbaugh. They were remedial education classes.

    Sadly, that type of education is gone now and everyone
    fails upwards in fulfilment of the Peter Principle.

    We were always kind to those students since they were
    our age cohorts. Nowadays, they’re the ones who get
    the attentionbecause of their childish actions–hello
    Jasper–and the ignorant masses look on in wonder and awe.

  21. 22 Dead Men Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 12:00 am

    “… Another lonely, bitter loser who is so lost in his problems and so detached from the world that he probably jerks off as he writes his posts because it’s the only thing he has left that makes him feel connected.”

    Hey now, some of us lonely, bitter losers would take serious offence to being stacked up next to Jasper.

    I mean, can you imagine the smell?

  22. 23 Bruce Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 12:10 am

    Dead men, We takes them when we can gets them. LOL

  23. 24 hemmingforddogblog Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 6:44 am

    Re: Jasper – “Do you think he has a drinking problem or a drug problem?”

    It’s called fundamentalism! Ya get yer ‘fun’, ya get yer ‘mental’ and most important, ya get yer ‘ism’. Go Jasper!!! (Do you know Ken?) :0

  24. 25 Jasper Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 7:27 am

    “The rest of us here know you to be a lying, toadying, fawning, sack of dog shit. You have no respect, you show no respect, you deserve no respect, so don’t be surprised that you get no respect. In a battle of wits, you are unarmed. Talking with people like you gives me a whole new outlook of respect for the intelligence of houseplants.”

    Thank-you Cornholeio

  25. 26 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 7:42 am

    Jasper – You’re back already? You’re here more than I am 😯
    Why aren’t you in church, or reading the New York Times? Or in church, reading the New York Times?

  26. 27 Cornelius T.Zen Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Good morrow, Jasper!
    Nice to see that Mommy taught you how to copy and paste. I am flattered that you would go to the trouble. Mind you, flattery will get you nowhere — but don’t let that stop you.
    Cornholeio: interesting form of address there. It does say more about you than about me, and that kind of enlightenment is always welcome. Lets us all know what you must think about, all day long there, in the dark.
    Since I find such a rejoinder neither insulting nor threatening, I look forward to your next missive. Perhaps it will include complete sentences in English, a language you might do well to master before considering submitting comments to this, or any other, blog.
    Hypocritically yours – CTZen

  27. 28 Frank Frink Monday, September 28, 2009 at 3:31 am

    Bruce, Prole.. the thing about sex with crazy men being the best fucking sex ever? I have reason to believe that’s not a gender specific thing. I think it’s just a crazy people thing. 😯

  28. 29 Dead Men Monday, September 28, 2009 at 8:23 am

    That’s completely true, FF.

    My one buddy had a thing for years, he’d only sleep with crazy women. He once told me that he wasn’t satisfied with a woman unless he wasn’t sure if she’d wake up in the middle of the night just to get a drink of water or to tear his face off with a knife.

    The guy was a complete loon. πŸ˜€

  29. 30 Mike Monday, September 28, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Jasper is nuts. How entertaining…and what happened to Cornholio?


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