Adopt a Liberal

Stand back!  There’s a new initiative in the Liberty Counsel’s ongoing battle against the Forces of Satan — “Adopt A Liberal“.  Liberty Counsel Adopt a Liberal Home Page_1254074611322

The LC website explains “How it Works” and then goes on to suggest a few potential adoptees who are in need of prayerifying, including an odious and shadowy figure that looms menacingly over all god-fearing, commie-loathing, universal health care-hating footsoldiers in the War Against Good & Evil… “the Unknown Liberal”:

Liberty Counsel Adopt a Liberal Home Page_1254076425939

If this little routine sounds familiar, it should:  it’s just another form of the Full-Scale 30-Day Prayer Assault we fought off 2 years ago… but this time it’s more insidious.  At least the denizens of Stanek’s Fetusburger Bistro & Grill didn’t adopt us.

Helmets on, troops, and watch for incoming.  We are all “the Unknown Liberal”.

23 Responses to “Adopt a Liberal”


  1. 1 fern hill Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Helmet on!

    I really like Joe.My.God’s idea of mounting a counter-assault: Adopt an Asshat.

  2. 2 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Yeah, I was thinking we could adopt a wingnut. You can have SUZANNE! 😆

  3. 3 fern hill Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    Ah, jeeze, JJ. 😉

    So what do we do? Direct psychic bolts of reason at them? We know they can’t recognize or be affected by reason in verbal form.

    And BTW, who are you taking?

  4. 4 balbulican Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Can we get our name somewhere on a list to be adopted? I want to test out my Prayer-to-Chocolate Transmogrifier.

  5. 5 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    fern hill

    So what do we do? Direct psychic bolts of reason at them?

    No, that won’t work, it’s been tried. Relentless mockery is still the best way to deal with these brain-damaged freaks. We could just adopt one to concentrate on.

    It seems like I’ve already got Jasper… waaaiiiit a minute, maybe that’s why he’s here every day! Maybe he’s adopted me 😯

  6. 6 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Balb 😆 You could write to the Liberty Counsel and ask them 😆 just don’t tell them about the Transmogrifier.

    ETA – Actually, I’m seriously thinking about emailing them to put in a request…

  7. 7 balbulican Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    You could be right. It’s not working very well at the moment: all I’m getting is tapioca pudding. I hate tapioca pudding.

  8. 8 hemmingforddogblog Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Tin foil hats everyone. Deflects the incoming rays! Or maybe not…from MIT:

    http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

    Are we now responsible for Jasper?

  9. 9 Cornelius T.Zen Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Good morrow, all!
    Responsible for Jasper? Puh-leeeze! Does anybody here seriously wish to keep track of his meds, or make sure he’s changed regularly? Perhaps somebody could take him to the zoo and give the monkeys something to laugh at.
    Ever notice that when conservatives make a funny, they don’t know it? Hmmm…CTZen

  10. 10 Cornelius T.Zen Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Good morrow, all!
    Actually, I should correct my last observation. There is one “conservative” writer with a distinct sense of humor: P.J. O’Rourke, a red-meat-eating, scotch-swilling, cigar-smoking, conservative Republican. He is what Dave Barry would be if Dave Barry ate red meat, swilled scotch, smoked cigars, and understood the English language.
    However, he does not suit the current crop of “conservative, God-fearing, Christian, Republican, Real Murricans.” For one thing, he uses complete sentences when he speaks and writes. For another thing, he seems to use his head for something other than to keep his hat off his shoulders. Must be one of them libruls, huh?
    Maybe they could pray for him – CTZen

  11. 11 Bina Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Dear Prayer Warriors: Your imprecations are powerless against my Patronus Charm.

    EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!

  12. 12 Jasper Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Obama sings ‘old and fat people git no reason to live’

  13. 13 Bina Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    For gawd’s sake, troll–BE RELEVANT AND STOP BEING SUCH A RACIST IDIOT!

  14. 14 Dead Men Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    I’m starting to think that Jasper cannot read or write – many of his posts here have nothing to do with the topic at hand… maybe he’s just copy-pasting items?

    We’ve already seen one post from him elsewhere that had the look of someone who just flailed away on a keyboard for a couple of minutes and lucked out on actually making something that was almost legible.

    Drugged up monkey with a keyboard?

  15. 15 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Balb

    It’s not working very well at the moment: all I’m getting is tapioca pudding.

    That’s a bad sign… I’d take that thing in for a complete valve & ring job, ASAP.

  16. 16 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    SQ

    Are we now responsible for Jasper?

    No, Nurse Ratched is responsible for Jasper. But it looks like she took the weekend off and forgot to secure his straight jacket before she left.

  17. 17 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    CTZen – I’ve always liked PJ O’Rourke, since I first read him in National Lampoon years & years ago. He’s libertarian enough that his ideas don’t totally repulse me the way social conservative thinking does, and some things I even agree with him on.

    However, he does not suit the current crop of “conservative, God-fearing, Christian, Republican, Real Murricans.

    That’s for sure. He did a good piece in the Standard a couple of weeks after the election, bemoaning how the GOP had blown it by being that way, but apparently none of them read it because they’re getting nuttier by the day.

  18. 18 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Bina – Just keep your helmet on, you’ll be fine.

  19. 19 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Jasper – I’m pretty sure Randy Newman would not be pleased to see his artistic property being thieved and abused that way.

  20. 20 JJ Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    DM

    Drugged up monkey with a keyboard?

    It’s the thorazine.

  21. 21 Jasper Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    “For gawd’s sake, troll–BE RELEVANT AND STOP BEING SUCH A RACIST IDIOT!”

    Bina,

    I don’t see the ‘racist’ connection?

  22. 22 Frank Frink Monday, September 28, 2009 at 3:50 am

    Mustn’t forget to prepare Teh Kittehs for the incoming, too.

  23. 23 Frank Frink Monday, September 28, 2009 at 3:51 am

    Let’s try that again.

    Mustn’t forget to prepare Teh Kittehs for the incoming, too.


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