Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel

Don’t dink and drive!

10 Responses to “Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel”


  1. 1 Bruce Monday, October 12, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    The power of the male sex drive when it’s in the hands (as it were) of idiots. At least I had enough sense to pull over. πŸ™‚

  2. 2 JJ Monday, October 12, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Yes, always pull over before you pull off. It’s in the Drivers’ Handbook, Rule #231.

  3. 3 J. A. Baker Monday, October 12, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    It’s in the Drivers’ Handbook, Rule #231.

    I thought it was Rule #69. πŸ˜› πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

  4. 5 Cornelius T.Zen Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 7:16 am

    Good morrow, all!
    A little too much blood in his Viagra system, perhaps?
    And they call it Intelligent Design – CTZen

  5. 7 JJ Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Drivin’ dick, by the sounds of it 😯

  6. 8 JJ Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    CTZen

    A little too much blood in his Viagra system, perhaps?

    πŸ˜† I liked this part:
    “The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation” 😯

  7. 9 Janus Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    He was charged with sexual assault??? He was masturbating, fer crissake! Can he be charged with “assaulting” himself?

  8. 10 JJ Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Janus – I’m not sure, unless the image of this guy pleasuring himself is considered a visual attack of some kind. We used to have a real problem with weenie-waggers in Toronto back in the 70s, but when they were caught, they were usually just charged with Public Obscenity or something like that.


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