Rush’s Blue Balls not to be

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"Oink!"

One of the best names for a sports team belonging to a corpulent, viagra-popping, grousing  gasbag won’t make it into popular lexicon after all, since it looks like El-Rushbo’s new-car-caviar-four-star daydream won’t include buying a football team:

Last week Limbaugh, a Missouri native, announced that he was part of a group submitting a bid to buy the St. Louis Rams. A number of prominent people reacted negatively to the idea, including Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, as well as the head of the NFL players union.

The opposition seems to have taken its toll. A source has told ESPN that Limbaugh will be dropped by the bidding group, in order to make their bid more viable.

Aw, it’s hard out there for a fat racist douche…  but wait:

Limbaugh however, remains defiant, and the ESPN story isn’t clear as to whether the group has told Limbaugh he’s been dumped.

He’s probably heard it by now, hopefully during one of the news breaks on his show today.

Don’t worry, Rush!  You still have the Miss America Pageant!  Eww!

19 Responses to “Rush’s Blue Balls not to be”


  1. 1 CK Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Well, good to know something is going right. Besides, I think he’s too busy running the Republican party and all

  2. 2 Sister Prole Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Ah, schadenfreude. Delicious!

  3. 3 JJ Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    A little schadenfreude cake for dessert is always nice 😉

  4. 4 lori Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    A good rule of thumb is to never use words that you don’t understand the meaning of. (Corpulent:fat,stout, obese.) obviously, you have not seen the lean Rush. You may think you have some sort of genius for blogging – you don’t. The idea’s you are trying to win the world over with are boring and dull. I wonder if in the next life you might not come back as a moth, but then that is an insult to the moth genotype.

  5. 5 Sister Prole Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Oh my. I’m sure JJ will be ever so crushed to hear of your disappointment.

    How about the words “drug abuser” or “sex tourist”…

  6. 6 JJ Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    lori – Tsk tsk. That was not a well-executed comment.

    Before critiquing a blog post, it’s a good idea to ensure that you’re up to the challenge by becoming intimately acquainted with the rules of grammar and punctuation (especially apostrophes). Otherwise you end up looking like, well, kind of a fucking idiot.

    But thanks for the input. Now run along, Rush needs a BJ.

  7. 7 JJ Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Sister Prole – These wingnut broads set the bar pretty low. I saw Rush on TV yesterday — I guess he’s lean if your definition of “lean” is “no longer looks like Jabba the Hut”.

  8. 8 Reality Bites Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 4:00 am

    He’s still got a long way to go before he’s got a better personality than Jabba though.

  9. 9 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 8:14 am

    RB – Not much chance of that ever happening. The Jabba the Hut personality is what endears him to the Hatriots.

  10. 10 Bina Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 8:33 am

    Rush is “lean”? 😆 No, Lori, he gained it all back and then some. He will always be a Pigman. That’s why he’s so bitter at women…

  11. 11 CK Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 9:14 am

    I saw this tweet not long ago. Forget when; don’t even remember who: but I loved it: “Rush didn’t lose weight, he gave birth to Glenn”

  12. 12 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Bina – I heard awhile ago that he lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. When I saw him on TV the other night he looked like he’d trimmed down somewhat, but he’s still pretty porcine. I wonder how he lost the weight 😉 Just eating right and exercising, I guess 🙄 😆

  13. 13 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    CK – I read somewhere, probably Huffpo, that Rush actually said that himself, that he gave birth to Glenn Beck.

    The imagery was so unthinkably hideous I didn’t bother following it up.

  14. 14 Jasper Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Ah Bina, the wicked witch of Ontario is back.

    “A number of prominent people reacted negatively to the idea, including Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, as well as the head of the NFL players union.”

    JJ,

    How’s it feel to be a race hustler like Sharpton and Jackson?

    Sounds like you need to get laid.

    Cheers!

  15. 15 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Jasper – WTF is a race hustler?

    And I get laid quite enough, thank you. You might want to try it sometime instead of constantly jacking off while trolling leftwing blogs.

  16. 16 CK Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Forgot your meds, AGAIN, Jasper? Sounds like sexual frustration to me!

  17. 17 Jasper Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Race Hustlers: Individuals who expliot a ‘racial’ situation to serve their own interests.

  18. 18 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    So, what are my interests? I’m offering my own personal commentary, I have nothing to gain from it.

    Sorry Jasper… fail

    AGAIN!

  19. 19 J. A. Baker Friday, October 16, 2009 at 6:23 am

    He will always be a Pigman.

    Hey, Bina, it sounds like you’re not just a fan of Bartcop, but also Mike Malloy.

    Are you my soulmate? 😆 😆 😆 😆

    (I will admit, though, that Malloy does borrow fairly liberally from Bartcop.)


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