But was it a virgin birth?

Ugh.  There’s “gross”, then there’s gut-wrenching, liver-quivering, stumble-to-the-bathroom-with-both-hands-clamped-over-mouth-as-vomit-squirts-out-between-fingers gross, gross without end, gross squared… in this video El-Rushbo claims that he spawned Glenn Beck:

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Gentlemen, start your Photoshops.

*heave*

19 Responses to “But was it a virgin birth?”


  1. 1 Jasper Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Donny Deutsch, a guy with a canceled show because it got a 0.0001 rating.

    El Rushbo has more the 20 millions listerners per day.(put that in your pipe and smoke it)

  2. 2 CK Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    OH Gross!!! Me thinks he needs that oxy contin again!!! EEWWWWW!!!!
    Yikes!

    Jasper, like yourself, those listeners are uneducated & more than likely, can’t read anything for themselves. If they could, they would be able to make informed choices rather than listen to that bowel movement

  3. 3 Bleatmop Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    “But was it a virgin birth?”

    Only if sex tourism doesn’t count. Does the 100 mile rule apply?

  4. 4 sassy Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Sure, he’s just like a fish

    Sorry JJ, I’m lousy at Photoshop

  5. 5 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Jasper – Why is it that whenever the douchebaggitude of some rightwing icon is pointed out, wingnuts always respond by saying something like… “Oh, look up there! It’s Halley’s Comet!”

  6. 6 Bruce Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    As someone who actually has a bought and paid for license to run Photoshop, I’m not touching it. That reminds me, I have to change the banner on my blog.

    It was good to see them talking about how at the end of the day, those guys only sell hate, we need more discussion like that.

  7. 7 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    Bruce – Yeah — it surprised me, actually, to see them talking about it so seriously. This is good.

    New banner for Hallowe’en, I presume? 8)

  8. 8 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    CK – He looks like he needs something for his blood pressure — he’s a stroke just waiting to happen. (And I don’t mean the good kind of stroke.)

  9. 9 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Bleatmop – 100 mile rule applies, for sure!

    Ugh, I wonder if anyone’s photoshopped Rush giving birth to Beck yet? EWWWWWW

  10. 10 JJ Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    sassy – Quite a striking resemblance — stick a big fat stogie in its mouth and it would be hard to tell the difference.

  11. 11 Bruce Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Hallowe’en, oh yeah, shit, better get right on that.

    Actually, thanks for the reminder 🙂

  12. 12 CK Friday, October 16, 2009 at 2:52 am

    I suppose I could create some piece of monstrosity to commemorate this in photoshop/illustrator, but, I already don’t have that much talent. Good non talent isn’t good to waste

  13. 13 J. A. Baker Friday, October 16, 2009 at 6:14 am

    El Rushbo has more the 20 millions listerners [sic] per day.

    Per day? I always heard the claim that it was 20 million listeners per week. Are you artificially inflating conservative influence again, Jasper? (Or should I call you, “Ballooon Boy?”) What, will you be claiming that Pillz-E has an hourly audience of 6.02 x 10^23 by this time next week?

  14. 14 toujoursdan Friday, October 16, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Actually he HAD 20 million listeners per week in 2003. Now it is 14.6 mil and falling. (As is all AM talk radio…)

  15. 15 JJ Friday, October 16, 2009 at 9:07 am

    JAB/toujoursdan – If 20 million (or 14 million) listeners is a weekly figure then those are not “uniques” as we call them in Blogistan, but include the same people counted over and over again, listening every day. So Dittohead Nation is not as big as these figures would suggest.

  16. 16 Janus Saturday, October 17, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Daddio?

    Limbaugh said “Daddio?”

    Somebody alert him to the fact that the century has changed, and if he doesn’t get hisslef unstuck from the middle of the last one, we’ll continue on without him.

    Oh, wait…

  17. 17 Cornelius T.Zen Saturday, October 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Good morrow, all!
    Athena sprang from the forehead of Zeus when the great father skygod developed the great-grandmother of all migraines.
    So, Glenn Beck probably spring fully grown from…a somewhat more fundamental part of Rush’s physiognomy. Would that account for the “weight loss” Rush has been claiming?
    “Right on, Daddio?” Way to mix terminologies from two disparate generations, Dude. I’m still wondering why the producers of “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” did not consider Limbaugh the Hutt for the role of the mutant, The Blob.
    BTW, like father, like son: Is it my imagination, or is Glenn Beck acquiring more chins than a Chinese phonebook? Hmmm.. I have it – parthenogenesis!
    Who says evolution HAS to result in progress? – CTZen

  18. 18 JJ Sunday, October 18, 2009 at 8:58 am

    Janus

    Limbaugh said “Daddio?”

    Rush is even older than I am, if you can believe that. I’m sure he remembers people using the expression “Daddio”.

    Actually I remember it, but just from the Dobie Gillis show… Maynard the beatnik used to say it.

  19. 19 JJ Sunday, October 18, 2009 at 9:01 am

    CTZen

    Would that account for the “weight loss” Rush has been claiming?

    😆 He still needs to work on that post-partum flubber he’s hauling around.


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