Just some funny “shit” happening out there on the Internets tonight…
Who says conservatives are satire-challenged? The Catholic League flogs Bill Donohue’s new book, “Secular Saboutage”, reviewed by famous conservatives like Donald Wildmon, Laura Ingraham, Michael Medved, and… Stephen Colbert.
Still with the Catholic League, Bill Donohue announces the official start of this year’s War On Christmas. Cultural Fascists, start your religious speech censorship engines.
Doug Hoffman, down but not out: Hoffman, the teabagger candidate in NY-23 whose claim to fame is handing a century-old GOP safe seat to the Democrats, will be giving a speech at a GOP dinner in a few weeks, so his 15 minutes aren’t up. Who knows, this creepy little geek with the cheap suit, the $5 praise-the-lord haircut and the eyes of a child molester might just be the template on which all future GOP candidates are modeled. (Fingers crossed.)
Math is hard, Teabagger Barbie: After their anti-health care rally at Capitol Hill today, teabaggers are once again playing fast and loose with crowd estimates. Maybe the fetus fetishist teabaggers are counting their eggs and sperms?
And last but not least, the worst alibi of the week: “I wasn’t exposing myself, I had Explosive Diarrhea“.
Bang! That’s it. Hasta la vista.