The (8) biggest mistake(s)

jesus-facepalmIs there no end to the oppression of God-fearing, Righteous and Pious Christian Girls (who think porn is “Ew, disgusting” until they realize they’re the ones putting on the show)?

Once again, Carrie Prejean is being attacked by the Liberal Media, who (as we already know since Prejean whines about it endlessly) have been trying to silence her… by inviting her to appear on one talk show after another, where they ask her… questions! Questions about things she doesn’t want to discuss, like her Sex Tape.

Whoops!  Make that Sex Tapes.  Yesterday yet another persecution rocket was lobbed in Prejean’s general direction as a gossip site revealed that what she called “the biggest mistake of her life” was actually the eight(8) biggest mistake(s) of her life:

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner.  Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.

Those could only be moans of born-again, bible-whomping, Jesus-driven spiritual ecstasy.

In her newly released book Carrie wrote, “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”

Yes, our bodies are Temples — even when we’re worshipping at the altar of Onan, under the omnipotent and watchful eye of St. Videocam.

OOPS! Looks like NOM is trying to silence Prejean as well —  she’s been disappeared!  Their front page last week:

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And now:

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The persecution never ends.

EDITED – To change the 7s to 8s.  These movies better stop surfacing, I can’t keep up.

34 Responses to “The (8) biggest mistake(s)”


  1. 1 Reality Bites Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Seven sex tapes? Even God rested on the seventh day!

  2. 2 deBeauxOs Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    I hate to admit this, but the anticipation is building up: whatever will Jasper say about this latest evul Librul lèse-majesté against his sweet-saved-by-Jesus fake-boobs-enhanced porn-producing hottie.

  3. 3 JJ Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    RB – EIGHT sex tapes. No rest for the wicked.

    ETA – RB, you’re right. I just realized I got the numbers mixed up. There were 7 more movies that just surfaced… in addition to the first one. D’oh!

  4. 4 Mrs. Bitch Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    All that solo work! She’s an industrious little wench, if nothing else.

    She needs a theme song:
    “When I Think About Me, I Touch Myself”
    “I am So Beautiful to Me”
    Something along those lines. But, I’m betting her 15 minutes are just about over unless the Republicans tap her for a governorship or something.

  5. 5 JJ Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    Mrs B – I guess she’s one of those people who you could really say “needs to get out more” 😯

  6. 6 JJ Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    deBeauxOs – What I’m anticipating is the day the media stops taking this little grifter seriously. I mean, hello!? She ostensibly goes on all these talk shows to talk about her book, but really wants to talk about how she’s so persecuted for “her religious beliefs”. Meanwhile, having made 8 pron movies, and some of them she did herself so she can’t say she was taken advantage of.

    Once, it’s a possibility.
    Twice, highly unlikely.
    Three times, no way.
    EIGHT times – It’s a business.

  7. 7 deBeauxOs Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    But, but, but JJ – Prejean made those tapes for her boyfriend, out of an abundance of christian (self)love, to make him come to Jesus.

    Perhaps I should rephrase that.

  8. 8 Bene D Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    NOM still has her on thier site, you have to search, there is a Carrie Prejean landing page.

  9. 9 Bene D Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    To add to the mess, The Rock Church senior minister Miles McPherson was not only by her side promoting her ‘victimization’ and featuring her in five church services, likening her to Esther, and touting her celebrity, he hasn’t said a word since the first tape allegation surfaced.

    It was left to another minister to make a comment, the marriage and family minister:

    “Pastor Darren Carrington from The Rock Church in San Diego says, “Everyone is a work in progress,” adding everyone has “something we’re not proud of.”

    McPherson used her for his political ambition. He was front and centre with his congregation for Prop 8, spoke at the RNC and The Rock Church runs the Exodus program for praying away the gay.
    He made appearances on Fox, King etc about how persecuted Prejean was.

    I can’t imagine how those thousands of congregants feel being scammed. She knew when she was featured in those services that those pics and tapes were out there and The Rock Church features her on their website.

    Discernment and wisdom has been lacking in this church leadership, they were so keen on having a celeb ‘victim’ of teh gay, they used an obviously immature narcissist for thier gain.

  10. 10 Jasper Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Oh well, she did repent. Most of us make some kind of mistake when we’re young. The boyfriend who released those tapes is a rat who needs a good ole fashioned beaten.

  11. 11 Reality Bites Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    But Jasper you judgmental fuck – how do you know HE isn’t pretending to repent just like she is?

    Jasper nicely proves my point – nothing THEY do ever counts. A “Christian” can have multiple abortions, do porn, murder, it doesn’t matter what. As long as they say “I accept Jesus” they can be – and usually are – the absolute scum of the earth.

    Hey Jasper – why don’t Christians just try being decent people themselves, instead of judging others? Try setting an example instead of your mindless hypocritical preaching.

  12. 12 Jasper Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Reality,

    well if he did repent, that’s good, but I didn’t see anything about him repenting.

    “As long as they say “I accept Jesus” they can be – and usually are – the absolute scum of the earth.”

    wow, thats harsh.

  13. 13 JJ Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Hi BeneD – Oh yeah, I noticed they’ve got that ‘landing page’ — not much happening there and I had to use the search function to find it. Safe to say they still want the traffic from people searching for her, but they don’t seem to want her on their front page anymore. I can’t imagine why.

    That’s a good point about all those churches — surely the congregations must feel a little ripped off. It’s pretty obvious that Prejean’s whole routine is a money-making scam.

    Discernment and wisdom has been lacking in this church leadership, they were so keen on having a celeb ‘victim’ of teh gay, they used an obviously immature narcissist for thier gain.

    Whoever was supposed to be vetting Prejean really dropped the ball. But that seems to happen a lot with right-wingers *cough*SarahPalin*cough*

  14. 14 JJ Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Jasper

    Oh well, she did repent.

    😆

    Right, and then turned right around and rooked all these churchgoers into giving money because she was a “celebrity” — knowing that she had porno tapes floating around out there that would send these same people screaming to their fainting couches.

    But that’s okay too, as long as she pretends to repent! Too funny.

  15. 15 JJ Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    RB

    A “Christian” can have multiple abortions

    And have them paid for by their Republican National Committee health insurance! (Uh well, until they got caught. Then it was repentance all around, maybe a double shot of repentance.)

  16. 16 Dr. Prole Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Wow Jasper, this teenage tramp makes 8 films of herself masturbating, takes umpteen naked or partially naked photos, and the b/f deserves a beating for it? If you ask me, she deserves one more than he does just for being shit-all fucking stupid enough to think he would keep them to himself! Not a very smart girl. Not at all.

  17. 17 deBeauxOs Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    So Jasper – in order to justify to yourself why you still find Carrie Prejean hawt – you’re accepting all the convoluted justifications about her repentance.

    Wow. There really is one born every minute.

  18. 18 Bleatmop Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    JJ – “then it was repentance all around, maybe a double shot of repentance.” – I hear repentance is good with whipped cream on top.

    Dr. Prole – Calling Carrie Prejean a tramp is awfully sex negative and only adds to the virgin-whore dichotomy don’t you think?

  19. 19 Jasper Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    “Wow Jasper, this teenage tramp makes 8 films of herself masturbating, takes umpteen naked or partially naked photos, and the b/f deserves a beating for it? If you ask me, she deserves one more than he does just for being shit-all fucking stupid enough to think he would keep them to himself! Not a very smart girl. Not at all.”

    Dr Prole,

    Learn to forgive, it will help your heart.

  20. 20 deBeauxOs Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    In your case Jasper, learning to forgive Carrie Prejean will relieve your blue nuts, right?

  21. 21 Rob F Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    The problem is not the fact that Prejean has appeared in eight sex tapes. Personally, if she voluntarily makes eight dozen additional sex tapes I won’t interfere with what she does.

    The real issue here is Prejean’s hypocrisy, her saying one thing (statements in support of social consieism), and doing another (appearing in sex tapes).

  22. 22 Phatbiker Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    She wasn’t masterbating, she was “flagelating”. That wasn’t a dildo, it was a statue of Jesus praying. It wasn’t sex, she was in holy rapture, o lord o lord o lord! 🙂

  23. 23 Janus Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 7:23 am

    “Oh well, she did repent.”

    DID she, now? I wonder.

    “Most of us make some kind of mistake when we’re young.”

    Like this one? If it even was a “mistake?” Eight. Times. A. Mistake? Not to mention all the still shots.

    Look, you thought-starved wonder, nobody here really gives a damn if she wants to ride the velvet all the way to the moon and back. Lots of people do it. Masturbation is a perfectly legitimate expression of sexuality.

    But there are legally imposed limits. One of them has to do with age. Another has to do with the public expression of it. And, like it or not, tapes are public, and seventeen is not old enough to strut it for public viewing.

    If she had really wanted to give her boyfriend a personal and private gift, why didn’t she simply do it for him in person?

  24. 24 JJ Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Bleatmop

    I hear repentance is good with whipped cream on top.

    Everything’s good with whipped cream on top 😉 😯 😛

  25. 25 JJ Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Phatbiker

    It wasn’t sex, she was in holy rapture, o lord o lord o lord!

    That wasn’t a “Yes yes YES!” it was a “Bless bless bless!”

  26. 26 JJ Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Janus

    If she had really wanted to give her boyfriend a personal and private gift, why didn’t she simply do it for him in person?

    Why would she think her boyfriend would ever *abuse* videos of her revealing her Temple of The Holy Spirit? She probably thought he would only use them to help him attain divine ecstasy in those frenzied private prayer sessions.
    😉

  27. 27 Dr. Prole Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Um, Jasper, I’m pretty sure I don’t remember Prejean the Christian Solo Porno Queen asking for my forgiveness.

    She could do a Tijuana donkey show for all I care. What she is is a huge hypocrite, just like most of her kind. M.O. = do as I say, not as I do.

  28. 28 JJ Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Dr.Prole – But but but…their rules are just for everyone else, not for them!

  29. 29 Dr. Prole Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    JJ, as long as you accept Jesus as your lord and savior, you can pretty much do whatever you want – it’s awesome! Molest little kids, make teenage porno tapes for your boyfriend, enslave people in the Northern Mariana Islands as a “perfect petri dish of capitalism” a la Tom Delay…I could go on and on. It’s A-OK if you are saved. You’re right though, the rest of us have to live with the rules. THEIR rules.

  30. 30 Rob F Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    It seems to be that many of these fundies have the ridiculous warping of Calvinism where predestination means that once you are saved, you are guaranteed to go to heaven, no matter what you do afterwards. Based on their own beliefs, this provides no incentive for them to behave morally. It’s a complete farce.

  31. 31 Cornelius T.Zen Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Good morrow, all!
    From the Gospel of St. Matthew…sorta…
    So, like, Vinnie the Cockroach owes Tony Soprano, like, a hunnerd large. And Tony, he says, “Yo, Vinnie, you owes me a hunnerd large, I’m gonna break yer legs, and shag yer daughter, and take over yer territory, and toss youse out inna da street, and runs ya over with a shaggin’ Hummer, whaddya say?”
    And like, Vinnie the Cockroach, he gets down on his knees and begs the big man, “Oh, please, Tony, don’t break my legs, don’t shag my daughter, don’t take over my territory, we go back along ways, youse an’ me, for old times sake, on my mother’s grave, I’ll make good on it, youse know I will!!”
    And, Tony, he’s, like, a real good Christian. So Tony, he says, “Ay, fuhgeddaboudit, youse a good paisan, I’ll let you work it out, okay? Have some cannoli, whaddya say?”
    And, Vinnie the Cockroach, he’s like, “You’ll see, Tony! I’ll have dat money for youse, real soon now!”
    So, like, Eddie the Weasel, he owes Vinnie the Cockroach, like, a thousand bucks. And Vinnie, he’s like, “Yo, Eddie, you owes me a thousand bucks, I’m gonna break yer legs, yadda, yadda yadda…” And Eddie, he’s all like, “Oh, please, Vinnie, don’t break my legs, yadda, yadda, yadda, I’ll pay youse back, just give me some time.” And Vinnie, he’s all, “Shag that, yer toast,” and Vinnie goes all yadda, yadda, yadda on Eddie the Weasel.
    So, like, Tony Soprano, he hears all about how Vinnie went all yadda, yadda, yadda on Eddie the Weasel, and he’s all, like, “So did is how you pay it forward, eh? I give youse a break, and you go all yadda, yadda, yadda on some nickel and dime guy? Shag that, you cockroach,” and Tony does what Tony does best.
    Well, that’s sorta what the Gospel says..you can look it up yourself…but I digress…
    The measure of any Christian does not lie in how much that Christian is forgiven, but in how much that Christian forgives.
    Jesus forgave those who whipped Him, and spat on Him, and hung Him on the Cross. He called upon His Father to do the same.
    Let’s see the Sarah Palins and the Carrie Prejeans and the Jaspers of the world do the same. Forgive me if I don’t hold my breath.
    Pay it forward – CTZen

  32. 32 Reality Bites Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    You see, CTZen, what they can’t cope with are people who don’t want to be forgiven. Accept Jesus as your saviour and you can do any disgusting thing you want, over and and over again, as long as you pretend to repent.

    An adulterous piece of shit who accepts Jesus is fine in their books. A lesbian who marries her high school girlfriend and lives an entirely monogamous and moral life is worse to them than a serial killer who accepts Christ.

    Their morality – if you can even call it that – is seriously fucked. It’s funny – they think themselves so morally superior to the rest of us. When I hear “Christian” I hear “immoral thieving lying scum.” I don’t of course mean decent people who believe in mainstream Christianity. But they don’t consider them Christian either. Christian means only fundy scum to fundy scum.

  33. 33 Cornelius T.Zen Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Good morrow, all!
    “…as we forgive those who trespass against us…”
    So, which comes first? His forgiving you? Or you forgiving someone who has hurt you, or offended you, or trespassed against you?
    In case any of you are wondering…
    I was taking my First Communion, long about the time Jasper’s mama was gazing down at the bump in her belly, and wondering, however did that happen?
    Christian is as Christian does.
    What makes any of you think you can fool Him? – CTZen


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