This train wreck has left the station

I love a good train wreck, and right now it’s name is Carrie “Pleasuring Myself for Jesus and the Private Prayerful Ecstasy of My Beloved” Prejean.  I know, BARF!… but read on.  You likey.

The “boyfriend” who so tragically abused the private personal video gifts of  the dewy-eyed 17-year-old Prejean spoke to gossip site TMZ recently and added some context to this sad and sorry tale of woe.  Apparently when the videos of Prejean’s Temple of the Holy Spirit were made, she wasn’t exactly the sweet innocent child she portrays herself as — she was 20.  She told the “boyfriend” to lie about her age after the first video broke last week.

But it gets better:

The “boyfriend,” it turns out, was someone she had met on the Internet and had known personally only during his four-day visit to San Diego. It was after he flew back home that she allegedly began bombarding him with X-rated videos that she took and sent from her cell phone.

“That’s what she’s all about — reaction and attention,” the man told Levin. “She wanted to hear all about how great she looks.”

A 4-day hookup, hmm, did they practice abstinence?

As if sensing that the shit is about to hit the fan, the Wankersphere is slowly backing away towards the nearest exit…

Normally the wingnut websites relentlessly flog any book by one of their “icons”, but oddly, that’s not happening with Prejean’s book.  World Nut Daily doesn’t have it in their “superstore“.  NOM sure as hell isn’t promoting it, they’ve moved Prejean herself to their online remainder bin that can only be found through a search.  Even Sean Hannity, who wrote the book’s foreword, doesn’t have it listed in his “Hannity Favorites” book list.Sean Hannity_1258326592610

Well, let’s just try a little search:

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Kinda says it all, doesn’t it?

29 Responses to “This train wreck has left the station”


  1. 1 Bene D Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    What I can’t figure out is why religious right single issue groups can’t seem to spot problems like narcissism, and have little understanding of self destructive behaviors.

    Has to really gall some of the groups who embraced their lady of perpetual victim hood to find out pageant officials were correct about her desperate neediness.

    Her performance (before the first set of photos came out) with her senior minister at The Rock Church is still up. It’s creepy.

    This set of revelations – her church had a junior staff member make a one sentence statement. Sad.

    I wonder if Liberty University has withdrawn their scholarship offer?

  2. 2 Reality Bites Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Why would they? I’m sure she’d boost enrollments considerably. Well, male enrollment anyway – although I’m giving it 12 months max before the first girl-on-girl Prejean videos hit the net.

    “But at least she didn’t try to marry her” – Jasper

  3. 3 Sophie Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    She also really, really likes her liquor. While in Old Town San Diego, she was boozing the night away with two fellers. She made sure everyone in the bar knew she was Miss California. This was before the pageant mess. But she was representing herself as Miss California whilst getting drunk as a skunk and going off with two guys, probably to make some souvenirs for them with her camera phone.

    I bet a whole lot more stinky stuff starts coming out of the woodwork about this piece of work.

    She’s nothing but trash taking God’s name in vain to excuse her disgusting behavior.

  4. 4 deBeauxOs Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    It took me awhile to figure why Prejean attempted to get the benefactor of her sex videos to lie about her age. She was trying to prevent their distribution on the web, by claiming the stuff was child pron and lying about her age at the time it was produced.

    Lying for Jay-zeus? Not.

  5. 5 JJ Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Bene D – You’ve got my curiousity up now, I have to check out the Rock church and see this video. Knowing what the world now knows about Prejean, I bet it will be good for a little snark or at least a laugh.

    I would be willing to bet that Liberty U reneged on their offer, only because all the wingnut sites seem to be backpeddling so furiously right now. Her stock has crashed.

  6. 6 JJ Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    RB – I bet it won’t even take 12 months.

    This has been Prejean’s week so far: Day 1 – “Family Values” Icon
    Day 2 – One sex tape and some pictures surface.
    Day 3 – Meltdown on Larry King Live.
    Day 4 – 7 more sex tapes surface.
    Day 5 – Bails from appearances at 2 conservative venues.
    Day 6 – Boyfriend surfaces, debunks the mythical stories she’s telling about how the tapes got made, and reveals there were even more of them.
    Day 7 – And on the 7th day, she rested.

    Next week: One of the tapes has girl-on-girl action. Bet on it! 😆

  7. 7 JJ Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Sophie – Oh no! And she’s a drunk too! Why not? 😆

    I think you’re right though 😉 I have a feeling that by Christmas she’ll be one of those… “Carrie who?”

  8. 8 JJ Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    deBeauxOs

    She was trying to prevent their distribution on the web, by claiming the stuff was child pron and lying about her age at the time it was produced.

    For sure. How else could you keep sites like Radar and TMZ from publishing it? They haven’t yet — maybe there’s still some legal questions about it — but if this thing about her age checks out, they’ll be all over the net.

    The Christofascist men will be sneaking to the computer at 2am and turning off the Net Nanny to go catch an eyeful and wank themselves into Rapture.

  9. 10 Reality Bites Monday, November 16, 2009 at 4:22 am

    They won’t have to sneak, JJ. Since she’s a good Christian girl, looking at her videos is an act of faith.

  10. 11 Shade Monday, November 16, 2009 at 5:14 am

    I could care less if she made sex videoes, what bugs me is she was trying to play the moral supperiority card. Then again that always bugs me because frankly, no one has a right to play that card. Not even the pope.

  11. 13 The Anti-Social Socialist Monday, November 16, 2009 at 10:27 am

    JASPER! Where are you? I want to see you extolling the higher moral values of church-goers here!

  12. 14 Janus Monday, November 16, 2009 at 11:06 am

    And here I thought you’d be one of the ones who’d want to subject him to the Pirannha bite test, ASS… 😆

  13. 15 The Anti-Social Socialist Monday, November 16, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    He’d certainly make an interesting squealing noise while he defends torture as his fingertips are being snipped.

  14. 16 JJ Monday, November 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    sassy – 😆 If I could get it for free, I’d read it. Can you imagine all the great snark material? Hahaha!

  15. 17 JJ Monday, November 16, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    RB – Ya think?? 😯 I can’t see all those Good Christian Spousal Units being down with that! But you never know… 😉

  16. 18 JJ Monday, November 16, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Shade – Of course, it’s the hypocrisy, it always is.

    I don’t care what anyone does in their personal life, including Carrie Prejean. But the mindblowing hypocrisy of portraying oneself as pure and moral and disapproving of other peoples’ personal lives, while being a filthy little animal like the rest of us, is toooooo much.

  17. 19 JJ Monday, November 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Antisocial & Janus – Is Jasper avoiding this thread? I can’t imagine why!

    Maybe he’s figuring out how many times you have to repent for 20 dirty videos… or maybe he’s surfing around looking for them 😯

  18. 20 Reality Bites Monday, November 16, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    JJ, good Christian spousal units are trained from birth to put up with incredible shit from men.

    Ted Haggard’s wife is still with him – putting up with hubby wanking to pageant porn is small potatoes in comparison.

  19. 21 Bleatmop Monday, November 16, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    JJ – If Jasper is still looking for the videos then he lacks skillz in the interwebs. Its not like they are hard to find. I find it more likely he is hospitalized for a chaffed penis.

  20. 23 Jasper Monday, November 16, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Bleatmops,

    I’s been lookin all over da internets but stilz cant find it.

  21. 24 Bleatmop Monday, November 16, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Jasper – If you would like the URL all you have to do is ask (and JJ’s permission to say on her blog too). That is, if you’re wanting to watch some homemade porn.

  22. 25 JJ Monday, November 16, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    RB

    Ted Haggard’s wife is still with him – putting up with hubby wanking to pageant porn is small potatoes in comparison.

    Oh my god, that’s right. Good grief, why doesn’t he just Come Out? He’d be so much happier… he might even become a decent person.

  23. 26 JJ Monday, November 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    bleatmop

    I find it more likely he is hospitalized for a chaffed penis.

    😆 😆 😆

    I love my commenters! You guys give me more laughs…

  24. 27 Jasper Monday, November 16, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    I really shouldn’t Bleatmop, then I would be giving into ‘lust of the flesh’ …which we all have.

    “Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world — the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life — is not of the Father but is of the world. And the world is passing away, and the lust of it; but he who does the will of God abides forever” (1 John 2:15-17)

  25. 28 JJ Monday, November 16, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Jasper

    I’s been lookin all over da internets but stilz cant find it.

    I can’t believe you haven’t found it yet. I saw it somewhere the other day, but I’m not going to tell you the website because I’m worried your neighbours might be kept awake all night by your animal grunts and shouts of ecstasy.

  26. 29 Bleatmop Monday, November 16, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Jasper – Very well then. You win on internal consistency for this one.

    JJ – Thank you, and thanks for the forum that allows my inner snark to come out.


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