OOF! *thud*

Now here’s a headline with the impact of a hail of bullets to the face:

No, really:

But I think we should be taking the possibility of a Dick Cheney bid for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012 more seriously, for a run would be good for the Republicans and good for the country. (The sound you just heard in the background was liberal readers spitting out their lattes.)

Why? Because Cheney is a man of conviction […]

Maybe he meant to say “a man who deserves a conviction?”

(via Wonkette)

16 Responses to “OOF! *thud*”


  1. 1 Torontonian Monday, November 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Well, since the Russians had the joys of the
    Constantin Chernenko death watch, why can’t
    the USians have a smiliar soap opera?
    The Spaniards had the Franco death watch
    and Vatican City had the John Paul II
    death watch.

    Now it’s America’s turn to jump onto the same
    bandwagon that other repressive societies
    have always enjoyed.

  2. 2 Shade Monday, November 30, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    “(The sound you just heard in the background was liberal readers spitting out their lattes.)”

    I find this bit the funniest. Like they think all Liberals sit around drinking lattes. Honestly, I’m not even sure what a latte is and how it’s different to coffee, then again don’t even like the smell. I’m guessing though they’re trying to make Liberals sound effeminate or snooty or something? I’m never quite sure what coffee drink implies what.

  3. 3 Robert McClelland Monday, November 30, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    Here’s an interesting poll that ties in with this.

    “Just 1 percent pick George W. Bush as the best reflection of the party’s principles, and only a single person in the poll cites former vice president Richard B. Cheney.”

  4. 4 Mrs. Bitch Monday, November 30, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    I’m too lazy to look it up, but he’ll be, what, 147 in 2012? But, I guess if only the good die young, he’ll probably still be sneering and snarling in 2050.

  5. 5 Dr. Prole Monday, November 30, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Man sized safe. Just sayin’.

  6. 6 balbulican Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 3:58 am

    The sound you just heard was a tsunami generated by liberals the world over drooling at the prospect of a Cheney-Palin faceoff at the convention. Shotguns at forty paces…

  7. 7 JJ Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Torontonian – Cheney is not that old… I don’t think he’s even 70 yrs old yet, so when you consider John McCain ran for President at (I think) 72 yrs, it’s not inconceivable that he could have one term in him at least.

    I think he’s a long way from dead.

  8. 8 JJ Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Shade – All liberals drink lattes. And drive BMWs, or these days I guess it’s those hybrid things.

    πŸ™„

  9. 9 JJ Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Robert πŸ˜† I saw that — not even one percent, one person.

    Sounds like a winning formula to me. Cheney/Palin 2012!

  10. 10 JJ Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Mrs. B – No, he’s not that old. He turned 68 this year (just looked it up) — in 2012 he’ll be 71. McCain ran at age 72.

    😯 Arrrggghhh!

  11. 11 JJ Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Dr.Prole πŸ˜† Bad πŸ˜‰

  12. 12 JJ Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 11:02 am

    balb

    The sound you just heard was a tsunami generated by liberals the world over drooling at the prospect of a Cheney-Palin faceoff at the convention. Shotguns at forty paces…

    I’d worry if I were Dick Cheney in that scenario… Palin’s probably a better shot. At least she’s never been aiming at a wolf from a helicopter and accidentally let the pilot have a facefull of hot lead πŸ˜‰

  13. 13 Bleatmop Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Dick Cheney will never die. He’s been alive since they dawn of time. He was win the Khan’s as they swept across Asia, beside Napoleon as they marched on Moscow, with Caesar as he marched on Rome and with Bushy as he marched on Baghdad. I fear he’s stopped trying to find proxies to try and conquer the world for him and is going to try it himself. Fear him, for he is legion.

    He’s survived all this time by sucking the soul from the first child born at the beginning of each lunar year. Their essence reinvigorates him and hones his evil ether so he can lash out at others with it. To see it’s effect, just listen to Michelle Malkin. She used to be such a nice person before she confronted Cheney and he spit the ether upon her. Sadly there is no hope for her now. Though don’t confuse this effect for what’s happened to Beck, Rush, and O’Riely. Those guys are just plain evil all on their own.

    Jump to the 3:00 mark for more on Dick Cheney.

  14. 14 JJ Wednesday, December 2, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Bleatmop – That reminds me of this

  15. 15 JJ Wednesday, December 2, 2009 at 9:52 am

    LOL, just watched that Carvey video πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

  16. 16 bleatmop Wednesday, December 2, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    JJ – I know that song! It played at the ending credits for Interview with the Vampire. I always wanted to know who did it, but never had the short term memory to … wait, what?

    (a couple of seconds later, and I’m serious, I forgot what I was trying to say)

    Oh right.. I never had the short term memory to google the lyrics to find out who sang them.


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