More from the front lines of the War On Christmas

You just know this is going to outrage someone — a greeting card, T-shirt, coffee mug etc. design of a Santa that looks like Charles Darwin and “evolving” reindeer:

More here.

(via pharyngula)

14 Responses to “More from the front lines of the War On Christmas”

  1. 1 Skinny Dipper Monday, December 7, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    This is one time when I am happy to see a Blogging Tory in the lead position at the front.

  2. 2 pale Monday, December 7, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Yup. That will make a few heads explode. I like it.

    Happy war on something something JJ!

    I will be getting the pumpkins and the skeletons and butterflies etc ready for the Yule tree soon.

    (HAH! Tha fact that that is all true should be more of a pisser me thinks)

  3. 4 Bleatmop Monday, December 7, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    With weapons of mass xmas-destruction like these, who needs troops on the ground. We can bomb them into the stone age all double-ya style. 😉

  4. 5 JJ Monday, December 7, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Wooooo, sassy, that’ll be good for a few exploding heads. I wouldn’t call it over the top at all, though. Nobody’s naked 😯

  5. 6 JJ Monday, December 7, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Skinny dipper – Please! That’s an insult to all the slimy crawling things in the world 😉

  6. 7 JJ Monday, December 7, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Pale – Happy Winter Solstice/Yule! I put my War On Christmas lights up today, the first one in my neighbourhood HA! I’m never first! In yer faces, neighbours!!!

  7. 8 JJ Monday, December 7, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    bleatmop – Yes, I like these remote control head explosions… no muss no fuss!

  8. 9 Frank Frink Monday, December 7, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    Re: sassy’s link – Art or over the top?

    Actually, it’s neither. It’s just commerce.

    OK, I’ll give it a bit, just a little bit, of credit as a statement on holiday commerce but in the end it comes down to, “Are you shopping? Spend money here. Buy our product.”

  9. 10 JJ Tuesday, December 8, 2009 at 11:19 am

    FF – Can’t say I disagree with that assessment. People read way too much into this stuff…

  10. 11 Backseat Blogger Wednesday, December 9, 2009 at 8:57 am

    who cares if it makes people’s heads explode?

    i think it’s hilarious. i’m going to to have find the tshirt and buy it.

  11. 12 JJ Wednesday, December 9, 2009 at 10:12 am

    BB – Here’s your T-shirt, just in time for the War On Christmas!

  12. 13 Reality Bites Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 5:41 am

    And more from the animated war on Christmas.

    We saw recently how CBS desecrated that Christian martyr, Frosty the Snowman, by overdubbing his voice with noted homosexualist Neil Patrick Harris’s alter ego, the sleazy-yet-normal-guy’s-guy, Barney Stinson.

    Not content to trash Frosty, last night CBS broadcast a new adaptation of the “Yes Virginia” story giving top billing to… Neil Patrick Harris playing Virginia’s father.

    However, just as we were hoping there might yet be hope for Harris’s soul, the website chose to illustrate the story about the show with this picture of Harris looking lustfully at his “partner” David Burtka (a name which sounds suspiciously like burka, confirming what we already knew – every so-called “Muslim” “woman” is really a “homosexualist” in “drag.”)

    Link to story:

    Embedded picture of homosexualist lust (if it works):

  13. 14 Reality Bites Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 6:20 am

    And still more war:

    At the “conclusion” of this “special” last “night,” CBS had a message with their “stars” mocking our Christian nation by wishing us “Happy Holidays.”

    It starts off with Julia Louis-Dreyfus (whose grandfather was a Jew!)

    It then shows Jim Parsons of the anti-creationist propoganda “sitcom” “The” “Big” “Bang” “Theory” which is not only anti-creationist in its very title, it’s also a crude double-entendre for sex.

    Serial adulterer David Letterman can’t even bring himself to wish Americans “Happy Holidays” – he instead is shown blowing a kiss, as does Drew Carey and the others from the Price is Right, a show known for its strong anti-life stance, urging birth control for pets in every episode.

    Next up is Katie Couric, the evil bitch who tried to destroy our beloved Sarah. Then the entire fornicating cast of How I Met Your Mother, a show in which Bob Saget shamelessly tells his impressionable teenagers about all his sexual exploits and those of his friends under the guise of telling them how he met their mother. It’s been 5 years now – and we’re frankly terrified to find out.

    More stars appear, including Frosty, finally allowed to speak for himself, until the scandalous message concludes with “Mr. CBS” himself, the notorious Neil Patrick Harris, saying “From all of us at CBS, Happy Holidays.”


    NPH, by the way, is a marketer’s wet dream. He’s an attrractive openly gay man in a committed relationship (ticks off the gay, liberal and female boxes) who thanks to his portrayals of a teenage genious with a computer diary, superheroes in cartoons, Dr. Horrible and the sleaziest straight guys imaginable in the Harold and Kumar movies and HIMYM, *also* appeals to geeks, nerds, jocks, stoners and fratboys.

    I’m convinced CBS has scientists working day and night trying to find a pill that will make him Latino.

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