Keep those cards and letters coming

The Craziest Canadian Blogger contest is still taking nominations.  So far we have eight(8) nominees, but they are all right-wingers —  what’s up with that?  Entries from all sides of the blogosphere are welcome and encouraged.

There will be three(3) categories — Craziest Right-Wingnut, Looniest Left-Moonbat and Nuttiest Non-Partisan (if there are any such entries), and there will be a winner in all three(3) categories.

The nomination criteria include:

Commitment to self-contradiction (must be demonstrated by example); demonstrated preference for ideology vs. reality (examples, please); acknowledgment of psychotropic medication a definite advantage; extra points for periodic outbursts of uncontrollable verbal rage: tendency to argue on the basis of a sudden revelation vouchsafed only to the blogger; periodic absences while in treatment or recovery; insistence on secret, integrated global conspiracy of Bad Guys.

…and other forms of bad craziness as assessed by you, the nominator.

Bring on the Crazy, come on, bring it.

8 Responses to “Keep those cards and letters coming”

  1. 1 rev.paperboy Wednesday, December 23, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Werner Patels definitely deserves nomination this year and every year. I’d even suggest a special award for crazy simply for his existing body of work. In fact, I’ll go one better and suggest the award for nuttiest right-wing wingnut should, in fact, be called “The Werner”

    btw – nice webcam video of Patsy Ross!

  2. 2 JJ Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 6:47 am

    Rev.- Weirdner is definitely on the list of candidates, however, as nutty as he is, he’ll have a tough row to hoe to beat Scenty.

    (Great minds and all that 😆 — I was thinking of calling the award “the Scenty”. We’ll see!)

  3. 3 Zorpheous Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 9:14 am

    Raging Tory could make the cut or even The Dodo, but I don’t think either could beat Scenty, he’s butt bangingly crazy

  4. 4 Cornelius T.Zen Monday, December 28, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Good morrow, all!
    “As we all know, “Nazis”, “fascists”, “racists”, “right-wingnuts” or people who are called “butt bangingly crazy” are those who regularly and invariably win arguments with lefties, socialists and commies.” – The News Spectator
    One does not “win” an argument by having the last word. One wins by presenting the best word. I have yet to read a “conservative” blogger who suits that criterion.
    I will admit to being a fan of PJ O’Rourke and William F. Buckley…but then, they’re only commies who happen to look “conservative.” In other words, they write intelligibly, cogently and with an appreciation of the language. That makes them subversive, I’m sure.
    Good night, and may your God go with you – CTZen

  5. 5 JJ Monday, December 28, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    CTZen – That’s Werner, I guess he’s formally accepted his nomination. Yay

  6. 6 JJ Monday, December 28, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    Zorph, it’ll be hard for anyone to beat Scenty’s high-octane brain damage, but Werner is apparently ready to give it a try.

    I wish he’d nominate a crazy lefty, we still don’t have any. WTF? There has to be some.

  1. 1 The News Spectator Trackback on Monday, December 28, 2009 at 4:58 pm
  2. 2 The Flop Sweat hangs heavy in the air « unrepentant old hippie Trackback on Friday, November 23, 2012 at 5:21 pm

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