The Flop Sweat hangs heavy in the air

Before I was struck down in the prime of life with an unspeakably hideous illness last week, I had been trying to co-ordinate a contest.   Remember?  “The Craziest Bloggers of 2009″?   Right.  Pffffft.

I had hoped for it to be a non-partisan thing, bringing together nominees from both (all?) sides of the ‘sphere, and a winner representing each side, however… there were only about 10 nominees, and all but one were right-wingnuts.  Due to the dearth of leftard nominations, that category has been nuked.  (Thanks for playing, wingers.  Geez, ya think??)

The contest appears to be an Unmitigated Flop, but so what?  Maybe we can still salvage the thing and have a little fun with it.  In that spirit, the nominees are:

1.  Scenty (Canadian Sentinel)  (also see balbulican’s explanation of why Scenty deserves to win)

2.  Wernerpatels

3.  Neo (Halls of Macadamia)

4.  Dodo Can Spell

5.  SUZANNE (Big Blue Fetus) WARNING: fetus porn (that’s what all non-crazy people do with incoming links, right?  Redirect them to fetus porn!  Ding ding ding, I think we have a winner!)

6.  Roid-Raging Tory

7.  EzraLevant

8.  The mudfortunate Dr. Roy

9.  Gay & Right (deserves consideration for question-mark abuse alone)

Okay: anyone who has any other nominations they want to put forward, now is the time.

Let’s get this old jalopy of a show on the road!  Better late than never.

12 Responses to “The Flop Sweat hangs heavy in the air”

  1. 1 Torontonian Sunday, January 10, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    Um . . .JJ.

    Your link to Big Blue Fetus leads to this:

    I think you were trying for:

    Or, did you really intend the first one?

  2. 2 JJ Sunday, January 10, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    Torontonian – I have the right URL, she re-directed it to fetus pron. What a crazed cunt. She must be really hot to win this contest!

  3. 3 hemmingforddogblog Monday, January 11, 2010 at 1:54 am

    This is a really tough call. You have (if I may say so) a truly outstanding list of Canadian Reich Wing Whackjobs. I think that Dodo is just plain old nuts as is the illiterate (and mudfortunate)Dr. Roy. By themselves they stand out, but when grouped with the others on the list, not so much. HOWEVER, SUZY ALLCAPS, I believe, is in a “class” of her own. Managing to somehow blame everything, and I mean everything in life, on abortion truly takes a “special” person! I nominate The Big Blue Fetus.

    Let face it, someone who can post a blog on “The Fetus in 19th Century Symbolist Art” deserves an award. GO SUZY!!!!!

  4. 4 smelter rat Monday, January 11, 2010 at 4:55 am

    Nice list, but I refuse to click on any of need to humour them like that :). Now I need to go shower.

  5. 5 Peter Monday, January 11, 2010 at 8:41 am

    there were only about 10 nominees, and all but one were right-wingnuts.

    Indeed, JJ, I too have always felt the sweetest compliments were the ones I paid myself. 🙂

  6. 6 JJ Monday, January 11, 2010 at 9:06 am

    😆 Brat.

    ETA – That was for Peter 😛

  7. 7 JJ Monday, January 11, 2010 at 9:18 am

    SQ – Any of her posts could serve as a good example (or a horrible warning) of the retrograde brain damage induced by huffing jars of formaldehyde.

    The post that I felt best showed her “ideology over reality” mindset was the one about the woman who supposedly killed her newborn and wasn’t charged with the crime because the umbilical cord was still attached. Every anti-choice site on the net was flogging that completely bullshit story — LGF debunked it and even had a couple of lawyers who commmented and confirmed that it was bullshit, there was no such law, and that the officer who started the story probably had an anti-choice agenda he was pushing.

    When this was pointed out to SUZANNE, rather than post a retraction she closed the post to further comments and made it so nobody could read the old comments with the links to LGF. Now that’s what I call blind batshit insanity.

  8. 8 JJ Monday, January 11, 2010 at 9:20 am

    smelter rat – Well, don’t bother clicking on the link to SUZANNE, since she’s redirected it to fetus pron. But you really should have a look at Scenty. He’s hilarious!

  9. 9 Rob F Monday, January 11, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Since I suggested SUZANNE, sticking with my nomination indicates that I should vote for her.

    By redirecting her blog to fetus pron, and blaming EVERYTHING on abortion, she is trying to create “Instant Find-the-Problem” and shut down debate by doing the thinking for you. This recent stunt shows why she is eminently deserving of “winning”.

  10. 10 balbulican Monday, January 11, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Hey, are we getting into closing arguments? Cuz I am ready to defend My Man Scenty.

  11. 11 JJ Monday, January 11, 2010 at 10:57 am

    balb – Nono, this is not closing arguments yet. I thought I’d try and resurrect this thing one more time and see if we could still have some fun with it in spite of it not going as well as I’d hoped. Extreme lack of response from the rightward side — tsk tsk.

    Please note that with the link to Scenty, I also linked to your post which makes the case for him, but if you’d like to plead his case further, that’s good too.

  12. 12 JJ Monday, January 11, 2010 at 11:00 am

    RobF – I think she just really wants to win. She has never done that to me before, redirected one of my links to fetus porn… not even when I rewrote her prose in the style of Charles Bukowski.

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