Teabaggers getting (more) irate at being called teabaggers

Once again, teabaggers are complaining about being called “teabaggers” — but so what?  They didn’t like it a few months ago.  And now that the expression has become such a part of popular lexicon that even politicians are using it, they like it even less.

David Webb, Head Teabagger of “Teabagger Party 365“, is boiling over with wrath at Senator Chuck Schumer, the latest evildoer to play the teabagger card (Fox News link — nobody else cared).  So like any good teabagger, he took to his Facebook page (the teabagger communication medium of choice), where he fired off an indignant diatribe:

The senior Senator from New York has joined the ranks of Janeane Garofalo, Bill Maher, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews in insulting Americans who exercise their rights in a Democratic manner. These stalwarts of Liberalism claim to uphold fiercely the rights of all, unless you hold a position that does not suit them. Massachusetts residents have legitimate policy concerns about Martha Coakley and a 1st Amendment Right to voice them.

Senator Schumer stated in an official email “Martha Coakley is running to fill the rest of Ted Kennedy’s term, and her opponent is a far-right tea-bagger Republican.” The accurate definition of “tea-bagger” or any derivation is an offensive sexual slur referring to the placement of a man’s testicles on a woman’s chin. One can only wonder how the women in Senator Schumer’s offices, residents of New York or any woman who interacts with the Senator feel about his public and official use of such an offensive sexual slur in referring to American citizens he is elected to represent.

Webb doesn’t seem to realize that women laugh at this just as much as men do.  We’ve clearly been remiss — from now on we must resolve to use the expression “teabagger”… more than ever.

26 Responses to “Teabaggers getting (more) irate at being called teabaggers”


  1. 1 deBeauxOs Sunday, January 17, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    So David Webb claims to be taking the “high road” by deploring the use of the term teabag – which he conveniently forgets was used originally by one of theirs – as being insulting to women?

    The wingnut that I blogged about was indignant about the implication of homo-eroticism.

    He seems to labour under the delusion that anyone would want to suck their individual appendages, unless they’re participating in a group manifestation of reciprocal sycophancy.

  2. 2 Bruce Monday, January 18, 2010 at 12:22 am

    deOs, This is one of those moments in life that I have no problem claiming to own something disgusting, vile, misunderstood and totally worth it.

    Being the big ol’ fruit that I am, I can suck anybody’s balls I like and if a bunch of right wing rednecks who take Deliverance as cultural inspiration for their cause want to go along with that, I wanna who squeals first.

  3. 3 Bruce Monday, January 18, 2010 at 12:26 am

    deOs is supposed to = deBeauxOs

    Sorry, shouldn’t try to abbereviate

  4. 4 ellroon Monday, January 18, 2010 at 12:37 am

    I like the term teabaggery. It’s steeped with so much … flavor.

  5. 5 hemmingforddogblog Monday, January 18, 2010 at 1:27 am

    Only in America, you say? Pity…

  6. 6 deBeauxOs Monday, January 18, 2010 at 7:41 am

    Bruce, there’s a difference between someone who – like you, and many women too I would add – owns his or her sexual desires and would willfully, joyously and wantonly engage in a little mouth music.

    I was merely pointing out how presumptuous was David Webb to assume that anyone would offer his exalted appendage anything but a large mug of boiling hot water.

  7. 7 Cornelius T.Zen Monday, January 18, 2010 at 7:54 am

    Good morrow, all!
    So teabaggers don’t *like* being called teabaggers — even though they took that name willingly a few months ago? Waitaminnit — they just figured out what it *really* means? Just now? Months after having it explained to them? Maybe we should call them by their proper name – *Tea-Tards!*
    Nature made Man smart – God made Man stupid.
    Looks like Evolution just hit the reverse gear – CTZen

  8. 8 J. A. Baker Monday, January 18, 2010 at 8:36 am

    We’ve clearly been remiss — from now on we must resolve to use the expression “teabagger”… more than ever.

    More than we already do? Hell, I exclusively refer to them as “teabaggers!”

  9. 9 Janus Monday, January 18, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    I’m with CTZen…didn’t they name themselves “teabaggers?” Ignored all the hooting and hollering about it at the time they adopted that name for themselves and plowed ahead with it, anyway?

    “I was merely pointing out how presumptuous was David Webb to assume that anyone would offer his exalted appendage anything but a large mug of boiling hot water.”

    OOOOOWWWWW!!!!!

  10. 10 deBeauxOs Monday, January 18, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    What? What?

    A one-time offer, exclusive to David Webb’s teabag.

    😆

  11. 12 JJ Monday, January 18, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    deBeauxOs – He didn’t even get the definition right, or at least not completely right 😆

  12. 13 JJ Monday, January 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Bruce – “Big ol’ fruit” 😆 😆

  13. 14 JJ Monday, January 18, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    ellroon – I love the expression “teabagger”, it’s awesome! When it comes to unintentional humour, these guys rock!!

  14. 15 JJ Monday, January 18, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    SQ – Yes, only in America… I almost wish we had teabaggers in Canada, they’re such an outstanding source of humour. (“Almost” is the key word.)

  15. 16 JJ Monday, January 18, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Janus – It’s true — the name teabagger originated with that dummy who was holding the sign that said “Teabag the liberal dems before they teabag you”… Yuk yuk yuk! Unintended consequences!

  16. 17 JJ Monday, January 18, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Bina – That classic never gets old 😆

  17. 18 fern hill Monday, January 18, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    S’funny. Over at Canadians Against Proroguing Parliament (to which I’ve become addicted), I get a bit squirmy when the language there approaches teabagger territory. ‘Taking our country back’ and similar phrases.

    Totally different circumstances, but still, squirmy-making.

  18. 19 JJ Monday, January 18, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    fern hill – I agree 100%. I noticed that phrase being used awhile ago, and that is why I don’t go there. I support the effort to let these good-for-nothing assholes know we want them to get their asses back to work, but I find that kind of hyperbole – “take our country back” — disturbing and dumb.

    The fact is, it’s not just “our” country. We share it with people who may not have the same ideology but they’re citizens too. People have to learn to deal with that.

  19. 20 Bina Monday, January 18, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    I propose we refer to the Lesser Northern Teabaggers as “Perogies”.

  20. 21 Janus Monday, January 18, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    Bina, why would you want to go ruin my menu by turning a perfectly innocent and totally delicious stuffed pasta (fried with onions and mushrooms and smothered in sour cream!) into something to be drop-kicked into the nearest garbage bin?

    If we have to call them after some kind of food, let’s call them Brussels sprouts instead! Or lima beans.

  21. 22 Michael Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    Then we need to change their name to: SCUMBAGGERS!

  22. 23 John Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    I can’t believe how smart you all think you are.

  23. 24 Cornelius T.Zen Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    Good morrow, all!
    John: we don’t have to think about it. They throw the grenades, we pull the pins and throw them back. It’s almost unfair.
    Milk or lemon with yours? – CTZen

  24. 25 JJ Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 12:13 am

    CTZen = You’re on a roll 😆

  25. 26 joe agnost Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 8:12 am

    Ha! I love it CTZen! 🙂


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