That explosion you just heard wasn’t a successful terrorist attack…:
The man accused of trying to detonate a car bomb in New York’s Times Square told investigators he acted alone and denied links to Islamist groups in his native Pakistan
… it was the violently explosive simultaneous orgasm of ten million wingnuts.
(See? I told you guys this wasn’t done by teabaggers.)
UPDATE: Law & Order, Special Wingnuts Unit, is getting to the bottom of this heinous atrocity by asking the Really Important Questions:
Clean-up crews are standing by! (Invest in Kleenex futures!)