For the love of God

… Jebus, Devil, FSM, whoever — will someone please have mercy, do the right thing and service this woman???:

John Moore scoffs at the idea that sex ed programs are designed by “activists,” but that’s only because he likes what they’re teaching. If he didn’t, he too would call them activists. Sex educators are pushing an ideology that is to sex what multiculturalism is to race. In fact what sex education in the schools promotes should be called multisexualism.

Multiculturalism teaches that all cultures and religions are equally worthy of respect except Christianity and whiteness. Multisexualism teaches that all sexual behaviours and lifestyles are of equal social worth, except those that refuse to detach morality from sexuality.

The 5 minutes I spent swatting at her pent-up sexual frustration after it exploded off my computer screen in a savage fury and started violently humping my leg is time I’ll never get back, but maybe we can prevent such little tragedies from happening in the future.

UPDATE: In case you’re thinking that column might have resulted from some kind of one-off psychotic episode, here’s the one from the week before.   (WARNING:  BEFORE CLICKING LINK, BE READY WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SWATTING APPARATUS.)

10 Responses to “For the love of God”

  1. 1 Jymn Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    No wonder son Jonathan is so screwed up.

  2. 2 Torontonian Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Indeed. If your son were Jonathan, you’d realise
    that all that hmmmm hmmmm wasn’t alll the fun
    it was cracked up to be.

    Barbara. Either shut up or find a convent.

  3. 3 Bleatmop Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    From the article:

    Unless countered by vigorous instruction at home, no children in the last several decades have left school believing their sexuality has a higher purpose than giving them bodily pleasure

    and I Lol’d. Apparently there is a higher purpose for sex that I didn’t know about. What pray tell could that be and why would it be bad to have sex for pleasure? Maybe allah cries when you have sex for pleasure instead of shame? Maybe jesus’ heart will break when we masturbate? Maybe I’m missing something here?

  4. 4 smelter rat Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    IainGFoulds weighs in with this beauty: . “First of all, in a free nation it is not the role of the state to intervene in the business of education.”

    That’s where I stopped reading the comments.

  5. 5 Janus Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    “Human beings are the only creatures for whom shame, guilt and modesty (especially in girls) are instinctive.”

    Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG!!!!!

    That’s when I stopped reading hte article.

  6. 6 Reality.Bites Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Let’s have some sympathy for the soon to be unemployed, OK?

  7. 7 Rob F Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Obsessing over the sex lives of people you don’t even know, never interact with, and that that absolutely nothing to do with you, is one of the stupidest pastimes ever.

    @Bleatmop: Every time you masturbate… God kills a kitten. It’s not like you needed a better reason not to, as this is worse than breaking Jesus’ heart.

    @smelter rat: That IainGFoulds is a nut. You see, absolutely nothing about sex education would prevent him from talking to his own children (if he has any). You see, the only possible way sex ed would prevent him from talking to his own kids would if one of them came home and said, “We had sex education today,” and suddenly he ends up clutching his throat as the power of teh sehks destroys his larynx. That scenario is impossible. It is utterly incoherent for one to perfectly able to talk to ones kids about sex when they do not have sex ed, but at the same time unable to do so when they do have sex ed. Hence, its really about a desire to control others.

  8. 8 Michelle Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    It seems that in the absence of a good orgasm, she’s chosen to substitute a ragegasm.

  9. 9 valiantmauz Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    I wish I could put “Rampant Fuckwittery” on my résumé. That would be awesome.

  10. 10 Cornelius T. Zen Friday, May 7, 2010 at 8:24 am

    Good morrow, all!
    To paraphrase Jesus: You can’t say that you love God if you can’t say that you love your brother and sister.
    Again, it’s all down to learned fear. We have to be indoctrinated to fear God, since God is neither a loud noise nor much involved with falling.
    Remember: it’s Mama’s baby, and Daddy’s maybe, and the best way to make sure it’s Daddy’s is for Daddy to control Mama.
    As for multisexualism: So what? How does it affect you? What pain do you anticipate from it? What do you have to fear from it?
    Love the one you’re with – CTZen

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