I got nothin’

...nothin’:

Michelle Duggar and her husband Jim Bob are expecting their 20th child, the couple revealed exclusively to TODAY.

“We are so excited,” Michelle Duggar told TODAY Moms before the broadcast. Now three and a half months pregnant, the mom of 19 says she was actually surprised to discover that she’s expecting again at 45. “I was not thinking that God would give us another one, and we are just so grateful.”

Excited?  I think she really meant to say “exhausted”, but she was too tired to think of the right word.

8 Responses to “I got nothin’”


  1. 1 Robert McClelland Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    I think it’s more like the freak show under the big vagina.

  2. 2 900ft jesus Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    7 billion and counting. I guess it’s god’s will, though.

  3. 4 JJ Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    Meh, 7 billion is nothing. As long as we’ve each got a square foot of personal space… we will eventually evolve into being able to sleep standing up, so no biggie.

  4. 5 Rob F Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    This is all over the anti-QF blogs.

    Plenty of research has shown that a man’s probability of being gay is strongly predicted by the number of older brothers he has. There are also rumours (if you believe the speculation in a forum thread that got FreeJinjer started), that Jinjer’s a lesbian. Either way, you can see the obvious juxtaposition in a situation like this. I’s not sure I want to think about that, though….

    There’s also Mrs. Vassilyeva (don’t know her given name).

  5. 6 Beijing York Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Maybe they’ll named the 20th Jumpin Jeebus if a boy and Jezebel if a girl. Seriously, these quiverful fanatics are probably one of the worst sects under the creepy fundamentalist tent. I feel really bad for the daughters.

  6. 7 J. A. Baker Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Speaking of which…

    Every sperm is sacred, indeed (at least, in Mississippi).

  7. 8 Niles Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    Feel sorry for the mothers too. it’s what they’ve been taught to do. breed and train the next generation of robots. All submitting to the man and the priesthood.

    I heard her and him on our fave rightwing radio late night talk show. it was wall to wall stepford wife joy with layers of gosh darn loving christian discipline that sounded ieww to me.

    A lot of my ieww was cleared up reading recent information on the Pearl method of making sure kids stay ‘sweet’.


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