Presumably, the title “Catholic Church Child Safety Co-ordintor” is meant to be reassuring, to inspire confidence in parents and everyone else who’s been watching aghast as the Catholic Church disintegrates into a cesspool of perversion and degradation. “Catholic Church Child Safety Co-Ordinator”: what could possibly go wrong?:
A Catholic Church child safety co-ordinator who was in charge of investigating sexual abuse allegations was jailed for 12 months today for internet peadophile offences.
Christopher Jarvis, 49, a married father-of-four, investigated historic claims of child abuse, interviewing the victims when they were adults.
He was responsible for child protection at 120 churches and parish community groups for nine years.
Just a friendly word of advice to rank-and-file Catholics: when news stories about your organization start looking like they came out of the Onion, it might be time to find a new organization.