Vaginia, I mean Virginia, backs off on State-Enforced Vaginal Probe Law

Apparently a law mandating non-consensual (ie. forced) vaginal probing isn’t something a Vice Presidential hopeful wants on his resume.

Accordingly, Virginia Governor and Vice Presidential wet-dreamer Bob McDonnell has backed away from the bill that’s come to be known by names like “The State-Enforced Transvaginal Probe Law”.  Because, well dangit, who knew just how invasive it would be to have a blunt instrument jammed up your hoo-haw by Order of the State.  I wonder what part of “forced transvaginal probe” McDonnell wants the public to believe he didn’t understand?:

Va. Gov. Bob McDonnell (R) said on Friday that he changed the terms his support for a controversial GOP-sponsored mandatory ultrasound bill at the last minute this week because he didn’t realize until that point that the law would require an invasive, transvaginal procedure.

The demented GOP lawmakers responsible for this reprehensibly intrusive and misogynist piece of legislative feculence then celebrated the return of Small Government by amending the “forced vaginal penetration with blunt instruments” aspect of the bill:

Instead, he and a few Republican delegates rewrote the bill to mandate regular abdominal ultrasounds before an abortion, even though they are ineffective during the earliest weeks of pregnancy.

…but not much else.  So it’s still the State Up Your Quivering Mound of Love Pudding; just in a slightly less painful and humiliating way.

4 Responses to “Vaginia, I mean Virginia, backs off on State-Enforced Vaginal Probe Law”

  1. 1 cityprole Friday, February 24, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    And to add insult to injury, the other State Repug lawmakers are unhappy at this change of plan, and are fighting to have the…you can’t make up this kind of stuff..
    And so ends the icky fantasies of McDonnell as a possible star Repug candidate..what a pity, the Dems could have had a field day mocking him over this idiocy..

  2. 2 JJ Friday, February 24, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    The fetus fetishists at some of the RWNJ sites are bitching that McDonnell is throwing them under the bus to save his vice-presidential aspirations, but thanks to them, McDonnell’s VP aspirations are probably DOA 😆 Too bad, I’ve been working on Photoshops of the Probe as campaign swag.

  3. 3 Phatbiker Saturday, February 25, 2012 at 8:07 am

    David Albo (R) says his wife won’t have sex with him because of the vaginal probe bill, good for her! What disgusting BS will they try next to limit a woman’s right to choose. Another stupid attempt to deny women access to abortion through the back door shot down.

  4. 4 JJ Saturday, February 25, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    Are you serious!?? 😆 😆 😆

    *goes off to google*

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