Dick Cheney recovering from Heart Transplant

In other news, punchlines write themselves!

Have at ‘er in the comments.

Meanwhile, here’s a Cheney Humour blast from the past:

UPDATE:  Twitter is proving to be an impressive repository of Comedy Gold.   Mine it!

11 Responses to “Dick Cheney recovering from Heart Transplant”


  1. 1 cityprole Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 7:08 am

    I hear ya..when I first saw this somewhere I cracked up, cackling like the old witch that I am, and of course thought that I should check the calendar in case I’d missed a week and it really was April 1st…inquiring minds want to know how he could get a heart ‘transplant’ which obviously refers to an old one being removed (impossible, ridiculous, what ‘old one’) we might ask?) and a new one replacing it..you’d have to shove a lot of ugly aside in that creep’s chest to find room for even a shriveled up old heart..never mind a new one..don’t get it..

  2. 2 GAB Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 7:37 am

    Word is the heart is rejecting him

  3. 3 Phatbiker Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 9:08 am

    They had to have a couple of armed soldiers on standby during his surgery, in case one of those critters from “aliens” popped out when they cracked open his chest.

  4. 4 JJ Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 10:05 am

    For sure, why bother getting a heart installed at this late stage of the game when he’s managed for so long without one 😕

    I guess he has to start using up that supply of the 100K Iraqi hearts he’s been storing in Mason Jars (in an Undisclosed Location) for the last few years… they don’t have that long a shelf life…

  5. 5 JJ Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 10:06 am

    😆 My favourite tweet:

    “BREAKING! HEART REJECTS CHENEY!”

  6. 6 JJ Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Never mind the soldiers, Dick’ll just shoot it in the face! 😯

    That reminds me, it was the 6th Anniversary of “Shoot Old Man In Face Day” this year, and I missed it. Tsk. Busy busy.

  7. 7 pa joe Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 10:23 am

    I wonder how many people Dick had to kill to be first in line. You know it was more than one, the rat bastard.

  8. 8 bleatmop Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    I’m sure Cherry, the self respecting Dickinson-ian esque conservative type that he is decided to show us bleeding heart left wing pinkos a thing or two and offer to pay in full for his surgery and care after. I’m certain he wouldn’t want to partake in any of that dirty socialized medicine, like a good conservative.

    Ya, I’m sure that happened.

  9. 9 bleatmop Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Woops, misread the title. It’s Cheney, not Cherry. Either way, I’m sure he didn’t use his golden government pension and healthcare plan parachute and didn’t let the tax payer pay for a single dime of that operation.

  10. 10 JJ Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    Cherry, Cheney, tomato, tomahto… 😉

  11. 11 JJ Sunday, March 25, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    Maybe this was what he was trying to accomplish on “Shoot An Old Man in the Face Day” 😯
    Someone should check on that guy and make sure he isn’t lying there dead, shot in the face, with his heart ripped out.


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