Santorum’s House of Fear

That dull roar you hear is the sound of All The Internets laughing uproariously at Rick Santorum’s new, desperately dramatic campaign commercial, “Obamaville”, a glimpse at America’s dystopian future under a second Obama term.

“Obamaville” is a post-apocalyptic Anytown USA, where religious freedom has been snuffed out like a candle, dead kids’ shoes lie in abandoned, rusted-out playgrounds, young couples survive on rations of tomatoes, people shoot themselves over high gas prices, seniors wait silently for their names to be called by the Death Panels and in the background, footage of crazed, nuke-enabled Iranian presidents runs in a continuous loop on all TV screens.

Ahhh!  They had me at the snuffed out religious freedom.  Okay, let’s get down to it: you must watch this thing to believe it:

How scary is that?  On a scale of 1 to 10… BE AFRAID!!

This spot is so jam-packed with subliminal messaging that as a refugee of the advertising industry, I instantly fell head over heels in love with it.  (Bad habits die hard.)   It fires an absolute ton of scary shit directly at the subconscious lizard brain of every half-bright citizen of Flyover Country:  the (presumably dead) kid’s shoe in the abandoned playground (play is outlawed in desolate Obamaville, and anyway there are no more kids because they’ve all been aborted), the baby dressed in red (which was probably as close as the campaign dared go to fetus pron, no doubt to Mr.Santorum’s extreme disappointment), the quick-cuts from the madman Ahmadinejad to a smug-looking President Obama (satisfied that he’s given the madman the capability to Destroy America, which of course was his evil plan all along when he pretended to be a US citizen so he could usurp the Presidency), and so on and on and on.  It’s freaking awesome.  You almost have to stop it every second or two to catch everything.

Red Tory has selected some frames from the commercial that you might not even know you’ve seen at first.  I totally missed the “kid going into scary forest” frame.  Anything else jump out at you? What’s the significance of the young couple with the bowl of tomatoes?  The family on the porch of the white house?  The group of men smoking and drinking?

Ahhhh, thankyou Santorum Campaign!

9 Responses to “Santorum’s House of Fear”

  1. 1 Phatbiker Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Jon Stewart noted that there where no black people in this video, that they all must of got “raptured”.

  2. 2 deBeauxOs Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    Bwahahaha! Who did this for Santorum – Frank Luntz?

  3. 3 JJ Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    I noticed that too! 😯 Not one even beige person, all white as the driven snow.

    Yet another subliminal message: Obama hates whitey

  4. 4 JJ Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    I am trying to find out who did it. I want to nominate it for a Clio. 😛

  5. 5 Peaceful Social Worker Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Wow….there is a reason I don’t watch American TV if I can help it. That’s just nuts! And so is the campaign. Man oh man….

  6. 6 JJ Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 6:28 am

    On the upside, I believe this is just a Web Ad — nobody will be seeing this on TV. But all those poor Santorum-suckers going to the campaign website (maybe to donate money to Santorum’s fundraising initiative, Operation CUM) will be having the pants scared off them 😯 Their shaking hands won’t be able to write those checks fast enough 😆

  7. 7 Peaceful Social Worker Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 6:37 am

    Well, it is sometimes the believers watching it that is scarier. We all need to get outside of our beliefs, and some people more than others. Did you see the Duggars’ ad for Santorum? Interesting. 😀

  8. 8 JJ Friday, March 30, 2012 at 10:11 am

    OMG. Why am I not surprised those out-of-control bunny rabbits would be backing Rick “Birth Control should be Outlawed” Santorum?

    There’s something radically wrong with these people.

  9. 9 Karen Watson Friday, May 11, 2012 at 5:01 am

    the wait to see a doctor is ever increasing, yet the images show no one at the hospital, no crowded stretchers in hallways… missed a chance there.

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