Heeeeeeeeee’s back!

Before I get down to the business of trashing the regressive Wrong & Dumb Motion 312, there’s breaking news…

It’s a belated Festivus Miracle!  Once again, the Happy Warrior of the Feti, the Man Who Stares At Zygotes, the notorious perpetrator of the Sperm Slaughter and the Tubesock Holocaust, is back furiously pounding the keyboard amidst a fine moist haze of flying spittle, Confronting the Culture of Death, without “zest” this time but with the addition of “the Sacred Cows of Sterilized Sex”.  (Or did he mean Sacred Sex with Sterilized Cows?  Sacred socks?  Sockred cows?  The Sacred Socks of Sex!?)

Whatevs!  Let the bells ring out and the banners fly… oh, happy day!  Mr. Kicking Abortion’s Ass, aka Johnny Tubesock, has returned to blogging… just as I predicted he would.  Idle hands are the Devil’s Playground!!  And if it means more posts about 500% Sterility Taxes and other small government initiatives, it’s good news for me.

He’s apparently been Hard At It for a while now (why was I not informed??) so I had to spend some time to catching up.  His blog posts are as convulsively berserk as ever, but as I perused them, something strange occurred to me: not a word about M312, the regressive anti-abortion motion to be debated this very week (Thursday April 26th).  Hmm: anyone who remembers this guy’s frenzied spasms in the run-up to voting on the doomed Bill C-484, the one he called the “Kicking Abortion’s Ass” bill, knows that his paroxysms of ecstasy would have been squirting all over the blogosphere from the day the motion was filed.  By now, just 2 days away from the debate, it’d be…


…unless he’s venting his excited delirium over the motion *somewhere else*… like Twitter… (*WINK*)

Anyway, while I was catching up I noticed a widget in the sidebar announcing a little project he calls “Adopt A Pro-Abort”. 

Get your helmets on, it’s another Prayer Assault….but wait.  There was something about that widget.  So I zoom in:




Well, that explains my headache, all that incoming prayer bouncing off my impenetrable Kevlar-lined king-hell pro-abort skull.

16 Responses to “Heeeeeeeeee’s back!”

  1. 1 fern hill Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 8:08 am

    You’re good, JJ! A tip of my Patented Prayer-Proof Helmet to you.

    I searched his place for ‘Woodworth’. Got one only hit. This, a report on the March of the Fetii from 2010. Wankworth listed as a speaker.

  2. 2 John Baglow Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 8:23 am

    Heh. Well I guess we all know what’s going on here, don’t we? 😉

  3. 3 deBeauxOs Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 8:58 am

    RUN, JJ! RUN!

    That is all.

  4. 4 cityprole Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Try and remember that all plagiarism is at least semi-flattering. Also a suggestion re that fashionable tin- hat- look perpetrated by all these jizz-kids..stick to crochet! Hah!

  5. 5 sassy Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    Man Who Stares At Zygotes probably has a secret crush on you JJ, That explains the widget background.

  6. 6 hemmingforddogblog Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 6:55 am

    I see SoCon standing on the street corner, yelling at people to REPENT OR GO TO HELL!!!!! To the tinfoil JJ!! tinfoil will save you! It has saved other people and will save you.

  7. 7 k'in Friday, April 27, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    They pray for us. We drink (because of) for them. We make sense but, sadly, the sperms that contributed to their zygotes appears to have suffered a miscarriage of the logic gene.

    Stay safe JJ!

  8. 8 JJ Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Everybody hit the floor!
    Turns out I was right 😉

  9. 9 JJ Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:26 am

    “Jizz-kids” 😆 I am so using that.
    Apologies for late reply, the flu bug has kicked my arse. It’s hard to look at the computer for very long 😦 And now I need to go out for tinfoil. Oh well

  10. 10 JJ Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:26 am

    It’s been confirmed. An attack is imminent.

  11. 11 JJ Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:31 am

    He’s young enough to be my son, so I sincerely doubt that’s it 😯
    I probably said something about escaping Catholicism, so he sees me as extremely damaged but possibly salvageable material

  12. 12 JJ Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:32 am

    The tinfoil is at the ready. Little did I know I’d need an extra roll

  13. 13 JJ Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:33 am

    I’ll do my best. But the attacks are coming from all around me 👿

  14. 14 JJ Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:34 am

    It’s all very strange.
    I think our suspicion is probably correct. 😉

  15. 15 JJ Saturday, April 28, 2012 at 9:34 am

    …*running as fast as my little heathen feet can carry me*…

  1. 1 Socon or Bust » Socon or Bust Busted By Hippie Trackback on Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 7:15 pm

Wait. What?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Mac Security Portal
Rose's Place
Blogging Change


  • 633,168
[Most Recent Quotes from www.kitco.com]


%d bloggers like this: