Before I get down to the business of trashing the regressive Wrong & Dumb Motion 312, there’s breaking news…
It’s a belated Festivus Miracle! Once again, the Happy Warrior of the Feti, the Man Who Stares At Zygotes, the notorious perpetrator of the Sperm Slaughter and the Tubesock Holocaust, is back furiously pounding the keyboard amidst a fine moist haze of flying spittle, Confronting the Culture of Death, without “zest” this time but with the addition of “the Sacred Cows of Sterilized Sex”. (Or did he mean Sacred Sex with Sterilized Cows? Sacred socks? Sockred cows? The Sacred Socks of Sex!?)
Whatevs! Let the bells ring out and the banners fly… oh, happy day! Mr. Kicking Abortion’s Ass, aka Johnny Tubesock, has returned to blogging… just as I predicted he would. Idle hands are the Devil’s Playground!! And if it means more posts about 500% Sterility Taxes and other small government initiatives, it’s good news for me.
He’s apparently been Hard At It for a while now (why was I not informed??) so I had to spend some time to catching up. His blog posts are as convulsively berserk as ever, but as I perused them, something strange occurred to me: not a word about M312, the regressive anti-abortion motion to be debated this very week (Thursday April 26th). Hmm: anyone who remembers this guy’s frenzied spasms in the run-up to voting on the doomed Bill C-484, the one he called the “Kicking Abortion’s Ass” bill, knows that his paroxysms of ecstasy would have been squirting all over the blogosphere from the day the motion was filed. By now, just 2 days away from the debate, it’d be…
“CLEAN UP ON AISLE THREE!”
…unless he’s venting his excited delirium over the motion *somewhere else*… like Twitter… (*WINK*)
Anyway, while I was catching up I noticed a widget in the sidebar announcing a little project he calls “Adopt A Pro-Abort”.
Get your helmets on, it’s another Prayer Assault….but wait. There was something about that widget. So I zoom in:
Well, that explains my headache, all that incoming prayer bouncing off my impenetrable Kevlar-lined king-hell pro-abort skull.