Pool’s open: jump in, the water’s fine

As the Annual March of the Catholic Schoolchildren winds up and lurches away for another year in a mass of twitching, persecutiongasmic protoplasm, it is customary for the Annual Spinning of the Attendance Numbers to begin.

Normally (though I hesitate to use that word in relation to this  demented little shindig), the “March For Life” gets anywhere from 5-8000 attendees: a respectable number by any measure for a fringe protest.  But nonetheless the reported attendance number is always an occasion for MASSIVE dispute and disagreement, fetus fetishists feverishly insisting that the Liberal Media is purposely under-reporting their numbers.

Then the fun begins, as they retaliate with their own estimates that are orders of magnitude larger than those reported by crowd control experts, cops, and the media covering the event.  In our years of observing fetus fetishist behaviour, we’ve watched in stunned amazement as they work themselves into a Mass Persecution Frenzy of such brain-damaged intensity that they insist the event drew double and triple what the media reported.

There’s a reason, and it isn’t, as one might expect, recreational hallucinogens.  In their minds, it’s imperative that every year’s attendance blow the doors off the previous year’s, because it shows their movement has  Momentum (and keeps those checks coming in fast and furious to Campaign Life). When in fact this year it had what might be more accurately described as NOmentum…

A much smaller crowd than expected slowed traffic during the March for Life on downtown Ottawa streets Thursday.

Organizers claimed they were expecting more than 15,000 pro-life supporters to converge on Parliament Hill. However, today’s crowd on a cool, blustery spring afternoon is estimated at perhaps 4,000 people.  […]

Organizers of the Thursday march believed this could mean an even larger crowd than the 15,000 the Campaign Life Coalition says participated in the 2011 event — however that has not occurred.

Liberal Media Conspiracy?  Too bad that little nugget came from the Ottawa Sun, not known as a bastion of liberalism by any stretch of the imagination; even a fetus fetishist’s imagination.

And the stretching of imaginations brings me to this.  As is the usual practice on this day, we Fembots were predicting what kind of numbers they’d spin up, but this year promises to be so double-plus entertaining that we decided, what the hell, let’s make it intere$ting.  A feminazi pool has been formed accordingly and $10 bets are now being taken on what spun-out attendance figure the fetus fetishists will eventually settle on… so whaddya say, ya hit or ya sit?

HillCam, today about 2pm Eastern

12 Responses to “Pool’s open: jump in, the water’s fine”

  1. 1 fern hill Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    Wow. What a MASSIVE knee to the ‘nads from FoxNewsNorth. What the hell possessed them, do you think?

    And how lunatic does the LifeShite number look now?

  2. 2 cityprole Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    According to HuffPo, the Catholic Church is once again trying to demonize the Girl Scouts, and getting them thrown out of their meetings in church basements for ….no one can come up with a definitive answer, but then, they don’t bitch about the Boy Scouts, do they? They probably take full advantage of those well trained, disciplined little brownshirts, Yum, said the bishop.,,.
    It is all beyond insane, but I am cheered by all this, maybe North America, finally, will free themselves from the yoke of non-secular slavery once it all gets crazy enough…as if….

  3. 3 sassy Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    They are frustrated with Harper. Well, good for them, I say, withdrawal your support for Harper, vote for someone else. Problem solved.

  4. 4 fern hill Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    Looking better for you, JJ. 680 News saying more than 20,000.

  5. 5 hemmingforddogblog Friday, May 11, 2012 at 6:16 am

    SUZANNE actually has a photo of the guy doing the counting! 53, 54, 65, carry the 1…87, 88, 98… Number don’t lie, you know!

  6. 6 fern hill Friday, May 11, 2012 at 6:35 am

    Check the Sun link now. They’ve left out the ‘perhaps 4,000’ and rounded up to 19,000.

  7. 7 JJ Friday, May 11, 2012 at 9:29 am

    19.5!!! Bwahahahaha
    I’m sure it was more than 4k, but 19.5 is delusional.
    I guess I have to get out that picture of the stadium that holds 20,000 people again… 🙄

  8. 8 JJ Friday, May 11, 2012 at 9:35 am

    LOL, the girl scouts?? What, the church thinks “Be Prepared” means “carry a condom”?
    Well, it does, actually… 😉

  9. 9 JJ Friday, May 11, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Good. They’ll stay that way, because the juiciest bones he’ll be throwing them are things like the doomed-to-failure M312.

    No matter what you think of Harper, the man’s not stupid. He’s not throwing away a majority government over any goofy social issues.

  10. 10 JJ Friday, May 11, 2012 at 9:38 am

    W00T! I knew it 😉

  11. 11 JJ Friday, May 11, 2012 at 9:39 am

    Probably the same guy who did the counting for JPM 😯 😉

  12. 12 JJ Friday, May 11, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    “Rounded up” 😆

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