LOST FETUSMOBILES

The Tour de Fetus is over, the pinnacle of fetus fetishism on wheels having been reached in the form of a Big Bang-Up presentation of GORY GORE at an Ottawa church on Monday night.  As usual, pro-choice demonstrators were on hand, in apparently larger numbers than the fetushists cowering inside the church.

Strangely though, the Fetusmobiles were missing in action, and still remain  nowhere to be found, and no word on Twitter or anywhere else about where they might be.

I wondered if maybe they’d broken down:

…but sadly, that elicited no response.  I wondered what might have happened:

Or maybe the Fetusmobiles were secretly stripped of the ugly before the long ride home took them back through many of the towns they’d already pissed off so savagely on the way out.  Broken down?  Cleaned off?  Stolen by some ferocious feminazi man-hating pants-dropping baby-killer?  Only the Shadow knows…

In any event, I’m doing my part to help find them:

13 Responses to “LOST FETUSMOBILES”


  1. 1 deBeauxOs Wednesday, July 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    On the side of a carton of a litre of chocolate milk.

    For the win!

    Love the way your mind works, JJ!

  2. 2 JJ Wednesday, July 4, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    😛 Prochoice Violence!!! Heads Up! Chocolate Milk Bomb!

  3. 3 fern hill Wednesday, July 4, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Why we love JJ. She’s pure *evul*. And FUN!

  4. 4 JJ Wednesday, July 4, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    Got chocolate milk? 😉 😀

  5. 6 southern quebec Thursday, July 5, 2012 at 6:38 am

    My T-shirt says…got chocolate?

  6. 7 Dr.Dawg Thursday, July 5, 2012 at 7:13 am

    Hey, you’re actually mentioned in Pacheco’s screed. This, however, should get some kind of prize: “pro-abortionists who really don’t have much to offer in response — except the occasional tatooed and used bare breasts.”

    “Used bare breasts?” Huh? The mind boggles.

  7. 8 JJ Thursday, July 5, 2012 at 10:25 am

    W00T! Found!! My chocolate milk carton campaign worked!

  8. 9 JJ Thursday, July 5, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Of course I’m mentioned: he prays for me every Monday night while I watch Law&Order. For that hour its just me, John and The Lord. All in one la-z-boy, sharing a Corona con lima.

    Apart from that, I think it’s funny how he thinks prochoicers are all “old”. Your experience at the protest this week sort of belies that fetus fetishist myth. Young women like freedom too.

  9. 10 deBeauxOs Thursday, July 5, 2012 at 10:51 am

    Ugh. I read Pacheco’s fawning glurge about the two young anti-Choice women who were billeted at his house.

    He gets all moist about the fact one of them was allowed to drive the Whingebago. Hey, So-Con, it’s the 21st century.

    Gotta go shower now.

  10. 11 BYork Thursday, July 5, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    I drink your milkshake.

  11. 12 derrida Friday, July 13, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    pacheco thinks that 9 year old girls should give birth to twins even if it kills them b/c ‘old enough to bleed old enough to breed’

    however, he says that the rapists of pre-teens can get off the hook if they repent!

    hes the most twisted individual i have ever come across on the interwebs


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