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Paypal is humour-challenged

Anyone who’s been reading UOH for any length of time will know that I’m a big fan of the wickedly funny wingnut satire served up at Jesus’ General.  And anyone who’s smart enough to tie their freaking shoes will also recognize that what the General does is satire.

But not Paypal.

Recently Paypal demanded that the General remove Paypal links at his site because it is in violation of their terms with regard to the promotion of hate, etc.:

…However, after a recent review of your account, it has been determined that you are currently in violation of PayPal’s Acceptable Use Policy. Under the Acceptable Use Policy, PayPal may not be used to send or receive payments for items that promote hate, violence, racial intolerance or the financial exploitation of a crime.

As the General points out, Paypal buttons still proudly adorn the sites of  some of the shriekiest right-wing hatemongers on the planet — people who you might hope are parodies, but unlike the General, they’re not.  Come to think of it, up here in the Great White North some of our shriekiest, most drooling and brain-damaged right-wing hatemongers practically live off their Paypal buttons.   Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but what’s up with the double standard?  Has Paypal been commandeered by teabaggers??

I understand how the Paypal folks might be humour-challenged — sadly, some people suffer from humour deficiency, and the General is no stranger to them.  Indeed, the source of this problem is likely someone who doesn’t appreciate good satire (especially when they are the subject of it).  But accusing a satire site that promotes tolerance of promoting intolerance while letting vicious hate mongers slide is crossing the line from humour-challenged to self-humiliating.

Stanek to General: “Feds involved”

Threat_levelsLast week, forced pregnancy freaks and fetus fetishists complained that following their hit on the death of Dr. George Tiller, they were being targeted by Imaginary Death Threats .   There was a  frenzied reaction at Jill’s In Vitrio Cappuccino Bar and Quik-Lube to one “threat” in particular:

“the least you could do is offer to hold a rifle blessing service in her honor.”

— which of course turned out to be nothing but a fragment of a post at Jesus’ General that anyone with a functioning brainstem could see was not a threat.  One of Stanek’s own readers argued that the quote wasn’t a threat and found himself summarily deleted.  The General himself commented at Stanek’s in response to her silly and scurrilous accusation, and following a sneaky 2-day waiting period (to make sure nobody was watching), his comment was also summarily deleted (see update).

Apparently there’s no penetrating the amniotic sac of delusion and derangement  inhabited by Jill and the gang at Stanek’s Late-Term GasBar & Smoke Shop… she’s sticking to her story that Gen. JC Christian called for her to be summarily  deleted (in her 130th trimester!).31LcLaiHhtL Today Gen. JC Christian reports that despite his best efforts to Reach Out and Find  Common Ground in stopping the Tubesock Holocaust, in an email Stanek scoldingly informed him that the FBI is on the case!   Know fear!  The Fetal Bureau of Investigation always gets their man!

Monday Morning Power Snark Energy Drink: Teh Crazy is really heating up today at  Jill’s Drive-Thru Brainwash & Coin Launderette, where she compares the shooting of the baby in the photo we discussed here to a legal medical procedure.  Shine on, you crazy diamond!

Threat Level: Brown

(UPDATED! Scroll down…)

Via JABbering Stooge and Dammit Janet, there’s news! news! news! that in the wake of their latest assassination, fetus fetishists are turning the truth on its head and claiming that they are on the receiving end of some very dangerous, suave and exciting threats. (Never mind that their side has actually racked up a fairly impressive body count, for which our side is 0 for 9.) Jill Stanek, Operation Douchebag and Father Frank Uterusenvy get a few screwball emails and blog comments and immediately raise the threat level to Bullshit Brown, “Calls for Murder of Fetus Fetishists Imminent”.

And who could blame them!?? Steady yourself before you have a look at the vicious threat that spun Stanek’s bearings:


“Rifle blessing service” — I don’t know about you, but I immediately recognized the source of this evil odious terrorist threat:

Jesus' General- The Blessing of the Rifles_1245289664540


Double-Plus Hypocritical Goodness: Predictably, the gang at Jill’s Sweet & Sour Fetus Smorgasbord & Lunch Counter are jabbering like chickens on speed about these heinous threats against their gracious hostess. One commenter tries to post a link to the original Jesus’ General thread and finds that, well, his comment doesn’t make Jill’s moderation cut:

Jill Stanek - Pro-lifers get death threats_1245290396351

Dishonest? A fetus fetishist? Say it ain’t so.

Gee — it almost looks like Jill was sure that none of her readers were fans of Jesus’ General, so she thought she could get away with spinning the General’s fine snark as a real threat… NAH! Because I’m sure that, like all good Christians, Jill knows the 9th Commandment: “Thou shalt not bear false witness, motherfuckers!”crosshairs

And one more for the road:

In their paranoid posts on this topic, fetus fetishists are using the image of a gun sight with “Prolifers” in it — gasp! Danger! Heightened tension! Etc!

But the word “Prolifers” is on this side of the crosshair, symbolically positioning them looking into the scope… so they finally got something right. As HST would say, even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile…

UPDATE: Wouldn’t want anyone to miss the memo about these hideous “threats”. (And they wonder why we mock them relentlessly…)

UPDATE II (Friday): The General responds!

UPDATE III (Friday, also): Let’s see how long it takes the General’s comment at Stanek’s Partial-Birth Bar & Grill to get “disappeared” by free-speech fetus humpers:


UPDATE the fourth (Sunday): Predictably, the General’s comment was *disappeared* sometime over the weekend:

Jill Stanek - Pro-lifers get death threats_1245632436271

Maybe they’re just afraid to confront the hideous reality of their complicity in the  Tubesock Holocaust.

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