From the “In What Will Come As No Surprise to Anyone” files, GOP presidential primary contender, pizzamonger and inveterate skirt-chaser extraordinaire Herman Cain has left the building:
Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain effectively ended his 2012 White House race on Saturday, saying “false and unproved” sexual accusations have made it impossible for him to carry on a credible campaign.
Cain’s conservative supporters will have to find a new home with voting to start next month in the race to determine the Republican’s presidential nominee for 2012.
999! The number of boots to the ass he’s taken from Mrs. Cain this week.
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unrepentant old hippie 
His husbandless mysoginist comments aside, it’s so funny. Since wifey has apprently been husbandless for years and decades! I expect we won’t see the divorce papers.
“Tiger” Cain’s wife to file for divorce in 3…2…1…
I don’t know, it’s one thing to be privately humiliated, but subjecting someone to this degree of Public Humiliation has to be grounds for divorce, or at least an asskicking so savage that it leads to a long stay in the intensive care ward.
Either that or she’ll give him the Bobbit treatment! 😯