Airplanes, Parrots in Cages and The Deer That Ran Away

(Subtitle:  “Goofy Antichoice Analogies”)

When it comes to their Magnificent Obsession, antichoicers love them some delusional, twisted and tortured analogies.  In that spirit they’ve compared a woman’s right to make her own medical decisions to everything from slavery to the Holocaust to a broken TV set to a parrot in a cage (no, really).

Our deranged friend Stephen “M312” Woodworth, still trying to justify the Parliamentary time and money wasted on his little fapfest, tries again with yet another goofy analogy — something to do with planes and hot air balloons.  This *motivated* fern hill to complete a project that’s been in the works for awhile: the greatest hits from the Lame Abortion Analogy Hall of Fame.

I’ve got one more, presented to me like a intricately gift-wrapped turd a couple of weeks ago in the comments section of an article at Macleans.  I give you “The Polaroid Picture of The Deer That Ran Away” analogy:

Umm err yeah okay:

Just thought I’d put that one out there and, umm, see what develops.

8 Responses to “Airplanes, Parrots in Cages and The Deer That Ran Away”

  1. 1 Beijing York Thursday, November 8, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    That polaroid analogy wins the award for most nuanced 🙂

  2. 2 Juicexlx Thursday, November 8, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    I’m postulating that the ”Deer That Ran Away” inspired WoodworthMP to write his pseudo Mechanics brain fart on planes’ wings & balloons. He could even have authored both. Too much similarities to be just a coincidence…

  3. 3 deBeauxOs Thursday, November 8, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Well, I’d call it an aborted cliché.

  4. 4 pa joe Saturday, November 10, 2012 at 7:11 am

    “A” for product placement. Wonder if he could work a Marantz 2230 receiver into his next attempt?

  5. 8 Shannon Best Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 9:37 am

    I know you’re probably constantly busy fighting the patriarchy (and thank you for doing so!) but if you ever need a moment to yourself, or if you ever just need to see something absolutely AMAZING. check this guy out. We all need a little magic in our lives, if I’m being honest.

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