The late Oral Roberts talks about teh secks:
Highlights:
“The vagina. Only one organ made can bring forth life. It’s the male organ. It’s not, in lesbianism, for the tongue of a female goes into the vagina of another female. It’s not in the male, where the male organ goes into the part of the body where the… the waste matter comes out of the body as poison, and he penetrates that part of the body in homosexuality. It’s not to be put in the mouth of the man, or the mouth of the man or the woman…. It is the male organ, penetrating the vagina of the woman, the male and the female.”
The “orra-fyce” and the “annus”
Seriously, did any of that gibberish make any sense? It’s like the guy was so overcome with excitement that he was rendered totally incoherent.
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unrepentant old hippie 
The way that man talks about sex makes me so hot I just want to put my mouth of a man to the vagina. HAWT! Also, to hear about waste matter coming out as poison, I mean, what good christian couple wouldn’t want to go and create dozens of soldiers for
America’sGod’s army with that kind of go get em speach.Now there’s a man who has never had a decent lay in his life… and wanted to make sure no one else did either.
Let’s not forget the portrayal of Sister Wendy as performed by
Luba Goy and her use of words like, writhing and heaving.
She’d be foaming at the mouth by the end of her interpretation of the various works.
That’s a priceless pile of poisonous waste.
“Seriously, did any of that gibberish make any sense?”
Yes, I would say it makes pefect sense. Evething he said in that paragraph is true. Sorry.
NickJ wrote: “Evething he said in that paragraph is true. Sorry.”
Close… very very close. Here – let me fix that for you:
Everything he said in that paragraph is sorry. True.
Ah… much better! 🙂
I found it interesting that he could bring himself to say “vagina” but not “penis.” The male organ is so powerful that it is wrong to speak its name. It’s like God, you see.
“Yes, I would say it makes pefect sense. Evething he said in that paragraph is true. Sorry.”
Uh-huh. Except for the beginning, the middle, and the end part, you must mean. No “male organs” can “bring forth life.” That should have been your first clue that perhaps something was less than perfectly sensible.
“Gibberish” thats holy roller nut-job speak, that all the snake-oil salesmen (evangelists) use on the pulpit to whip up their brain dead followers. I think I can translate it, I think he said: cock in vagina good, cock in poop-chute bad.
😆 I am so NOT hitting that “play” button!!! I need to keep my wits unscrambled for a few days, thankyouverymuch…
Maybe later. Much later. 😉
Janus – You have to listen to it, or you miss out on his lecture about the “orra-fyces” and the “annus”. Very informative.
phatbiker – Old Oral sounds pretty whipped up himself in that clip 😯 It’s pretty bad when they get so carried away with excitement that they stop making sense… okay, make *even less* sense than usual.
Parliament Shill
I noticed that too — maybe they use some other expression for it, like “the Godly Appurtenance of Multiplication”.
joe agnost – Not bad 😆
Torontonian – That was on Air Farce, right? I’ve been looking on youtube for a video but I can’t find one.
Antisocial – Well you know what HL Mencken said: fundamentalism is the terrible pervasive fear that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
bleatmop – I am so glad that was just an audio clip, because I shudder to think what kind of effect giving that crazed little sermon was having on Oral.
JJ – I’m sure he masturbated furiously after his speech then wept himself to sleep. Being sex-negative is the only way a fundie can get it up.
I noticed that too — maybe they use some other expression for it, like “the Godly Appurtenance of Multiplication”.
They tend to use the word “turgid” a lot. As in, “the Godly Turgid Appurtenance of Multiplication”.
Turgid prose is a specialty.
I also have a personal rule about not dating anyone who can’t say the words ‘penis’ and ‘vagina’. Sorry, fundies. You can’t have me. 😉
JJ – “I noticed that too — maybe they use some other expression for it, like “the Godly Appurtenance of Multiplication”.”
Awesome. It’s almost worth going to seminary just so I could introduce this phrase into the jargon.
JJ
I’m wondering if the program was Double Exposure with Linda
Cullen and Bob Robertson and not Air Farce as I suggested.
I’m almost with you there FF. I too, will not date anyone who can’t say the words ‘penis’ and ‘vagina.’
But I also won’t date anyone who can use them together in a sentence.
It’s no surprise that someone with the Given Name of “Oral” would have huge hangups when it comes to sex.
Good thing it was Wilbur and Orville Wright or that plane would have never flown.
The Holy Rod of Babymaking (+2 to fertility).
toujoursdan said: “It’s no surprise that someone with the Given Name of “Oral” would have huge hangups when it comes to sex.”
Won’t somebody please think of poor Onan?
FF
Turgid 😯 *fans self*
Torontonian – Double Exposure? I’ll try searching that on youtube. Thanks
RB
😆 😆 😉
Toujoursdan – I hate to think of how Little Oral was tormented at school. Maybe that’s why he ended up being a TV preacher, so much first hand experience with persecution.
JAB
The TURGID holy rod of babymaking. Actually, “babymaking” might be a little too graphic — I like Oral’s expression, “multiplication” 😆